# Pat Robertson pwned! Israel hands ass to Fundie dipshit. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 11, 2006, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534 "2006-01-11T19:29:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534/21 "2006-01-11T21:33:02Z")
Word. ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534/22 "2006-01-11T22:13:12Z")
You know how Pat’s going to respond. “If something bad happens to you, don’t pray to God. You kicked his theme park out of your nation” ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534/23 "2006-01-11T22:26:09Z")
> [@THespos](#): > > Think he’ll learn his lesson from this one? Or will he continue his verbal diarrhea while continuing to have the expectation that no one will retaliate? > > My sawbuck is on the latter. Actually, he’s got problems already. Matthew 7:2, you see. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534/24 "2006-01-11T22:42:13Z")
I don’t believe Pat thinks that particular passage applies to folks like him. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534/25 "2006-01-11T22:45:15Z")
For scriptually impaired folks like me, what is Matthew 7:2? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534/26 "2006-01-11T22:52:54Z")
"For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. " ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534/27 "2006-01-11T22:56:52Z")
Ah. So treat other as you would like to be treated? Yep, if you guys are right, Pat’s screwed. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534/28 "2006-01-11T23:04:10Z")
> [@Doctor Jackson](#): > > …Sounds like fun to me. Brilliant! ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534/29 "2006-01-11T23:07:15Z")
> [@CapnPitt](#): > > We have one in Pittsburgh!!! It’s an old classic, but a goody. [linky](http://www.laffinthedark.com/articles/noahsark/noahkw.htm) We got [one too.](http://www.laffinthedark.com/articles/noahsark/noah.htm) ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534/30 "2006-01-11T23:30:34Z")
Me thinks someone somewhere down the line is going to take the money. Money almost always finds a way. Good to see this prick shown up a bit but I’m sure it will just reinforce his hatred and obvious deep felt insecurities. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534/31 "2006-01-11T23:39:13Z")
> [@Revenant Threshold](#): > > Ah. So treat other as you would like to be treated? Yep, if you guys are right, Pat’s screwed. Especially if Hugo Chavez ever starts reading the Bible. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534/32 "2006-01-11T23:49:56Z")
> [@SkipMagic](#): > > No kidding. “Come, part the sea!” one early sign read. Next to a table of combs. I _liked_ the “Parting of the Red Sea” portion of the ride at Universal Studios. It would have been better with a Magic Mountain-style mascot with a big Chuck Heston head, though. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534/33 "2006-01-11T23:54:09Z")
How senile is this guy, that he thinks a theme park in Israel would be a money maker? And not a target for suicide bombers? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534/34 "2006-01-12T00:19:56Z")
> [@rayh](#): > > We got [one too.](http://www.laffinthedark.com/articles/noahsark/noah.htm) OK. Some good **can** come from a Pit thread. I’ve put these two rides on my list, and some summer soon we are going to take a road-trip to ride every Noah’s Ark ride in the country! 😃 Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![gooftroopag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gooftroopag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gooftroopag)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534/35 "2006-01-12T00:22:26Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Other Attractions: > > To Hell In a Handbasket- similar to the teacup ride at Disney, only with less gays and a Dante’s Inferno theme. > > Ten Plagues Theme Ride- take a log flume through waters that part, swat flies and battle flaming hail as you take this 144000 thrill ride out of bondage chased by thousands of pissed off Egyptians (who don’t actually work for the park, they’re just there and armed). Warning: Must be second born or later to ride this ride. > > Jerichotecque: In this game every player has a big synthesizer, but you have to be the one who hits the right notes to make the walls come tumbling down. Or God will hate you. > > Club Sodom- the haunted house ride. You’ll see flamers and flames, screamers and screams as the Bruce Vilanche scripted and Jim J. Bullock enacted ride takes you through a gay inferno no foam party can put out. > > 666 Foot Free-FALL FROM GRACE- You bungee from the right hand of the world’s tallest free standing statue of Charlton Heston. > > Herod’s Slaughter of the Cabbage Patch Dolls- you can win that cabbage patch doll, but only if you can convince the soldier not to whack it! > > Salome’s Challenge- can you follow the [lights](http://web.mit.edu/ashishg/www/albums/StudentCenter/photos/photo_4.html) well enough to save the head of the Baptist? Let’s hope so, cause that Baptist just might be your grandma or your pastor! Remember: this is the Middle East, no namby pamby kid gloves here! > > Dining Options: > > Golden Calf House of Veal > The Garden of Eatin’ Food Court > Johnny Baptists Locust and Honey Cafe > Harlots (from the owner of Hooters- waitresses wear skimpy shorts and mijabs) > Essie Essenes House of Shrumes > Isn’t it odd how many long term investments Pat has for a man convinced we’re living in the end days? This is so not how I envisioned Robertson’s bibilical park. Think [Precious Moment’s Park](http://www.preciousmoments.com/park/attractions/) or [The Holy Land Experience](http://www.theholylandexperience.com/). ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534/36 "2006-01-12T00:29:08Z")
> [@gooftroopag](#): > > Think [Precious Moment’s Park](http://www.preciousmoments.com/park/attractions/) I now know what Hell will look like. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534/37 "2006-01-12T00:33:37Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > He’ll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. You really think that they’d let Pat’s blood on The Wall? ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534/38 "2006-01-12T02:03:19Z")
> [@NurseCarmen](#): > > You really think that they’d let Pat’s blood on The Wall? It would probably burn right through the wall, like the Alien 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534/39 "2006-01-12T02:59:25Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > He’ll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes. . . . Would it be against SDMB rules, to hope Pat doesn’t actually live that long? ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534/40 "2006-01-12T03:28:11Z")
Wow I must be dreaming. There’s a thread in the BBQ Pit about a spammer being fined for 11 _billion_ dollars. And now Israel has just told Pat Robertson to shove it? Woah, it seems as if a severe outbreak of retribution might just possibly be sweeping the world. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pat-robertson-pwned-israel-hands-ass-to-fundie-dipshit/339534.md?page=3)