# Patrick Kane Rape Allegation

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 6, 2015, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195 "2015-08-06T22:00:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2015, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195/201 "2015-08-19T18:34:53Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> I know all about hockey and rape though.

You busy next Saturday?!?!

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**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2015, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195/202 "2015-08-19T19:06:46Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> It’s called a joke, son.

Haha! Guilty of rape! Good one.

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2015, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195/203 "2015-08-19T19:16:42Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> For someone who keeps bleating “innocent until proven guilty!” you sure don’t have a problem with smearing the (alleged) victim and throwing all kinds of accusations her way. Your only sources seem to be your own fevered imagination, stereotypes about women, and your bias towards your favorite hockey team. The few “cites” that have been given have been some pathetic opinion pieces from sports blogs (and most of them Chicago fan sites at that)
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> You’ve basically admitted that your biggest worry is the effect this is going to have on the Blackhawks’ training camp, and not whether a crime actually took place or not. Your [comments](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=743997) on [women](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18348293&postcount=10) in the [past](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=738746) show your true colors.
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> You’re a low-life prick. In your world, all women are golddigging whores, and all athletes are squeaky clean young men, who’ve been victimized by those man-hating feminists.
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> Go fornicate with a cactus.

I’ll say it again: I don’t think all women are gold digging whores. But, there are plenty of them that go after athletes. You rob banks because that’s where the money is. Gold diggers don’t go after truck drivers or an office worker making 50K.

It’s easy to look back on the Kobe Bryant case where the disgusting gold digger Katelyn Faber got paid off by Kobe to go away. She’s been the model for other women.

It’s gotten even worse for athletes with the stupid policy of punishing them and their teams for these types of allegations.

A small sliver of women will lie about rape (or domestic violence) to get a payoff. That’s a fact.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2015, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195/204 "2015-08-19T19:46:30Z")

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So no athlete (or celebrity) is ever guilty, then? Is that what you’re saying?

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2015, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195/205 "2015-08-19T20:08:03Z")

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Sadly, nothing posted by the OP has lowered my opinion of him.

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2015, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195/206 "2015-08-19T20:25:03Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> So no athlete (or celebrity) is ever guilty, then? Is that what you’re saying?

Not at all. I never once posted on Darren Sharper, for example. He’s guilty as fuck. Nothing in the stories of the victims seemed like gold digging

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2015, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195/207 "2015-08-19T21:07:58Z")

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Interesting data points: Patrick Kane: White guy. Darren Sharper: Black guy.

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2015, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195/208 "2015-08-19T21:14:23Z")

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> [@Acsenray](#):
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> Interesting data points: Patrick Kane: White guy. Darren Sharper: Black guy.

Jameis Winston, black guy.

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**Author:** ![Anonymous\_611029db27c9df0d53a8d56482d7eac3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Anonymous\_611029db27c9df0d53a8d56482d7eac3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anonymous_611029db27c9df0d53a8d56482d7eac3)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195/209 "2015-08-20T01:49:12Z")

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> [@dalej42](#):
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> Jameis Winston, black guy.

…who was still in college at the time with no guarantees of being a high draft pick, especially after a rape charge…

I guess some gold diggers plan better than others? Since, according to you in the Kane case, she **knew** Patrick Kane was going to be at SkyBar that particular night (with no prior announcement), after bedding a few non-descript and broke irrelevant Bills players in the weeks/months/years before (because, hey! Cheerleader) (and let’s not forget that “she is known in South Buffalo hockey circles”) in preparation. Wants to cash in now because she doesn’t want to wait for her parents to kick off (do I need to cite where you said that?), yet still had the funds to hire the mega-bucks lawyer (IOW note? And her parents are “You Go Girl!”).

You’re parroting “truths” from places that support your position. The Buffalo News did no better here by quoting Mark Croce about the night in question. That was my original objection. Shut up about it and let the process do it’s job. But you are not helping by idolizing people as being above a crime because they make money. You bitch about the cases you know, but you stay on the sidelines on the ones you don’t.

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2015, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195/210 "2015-09-08T18:45:34Z")

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The grand jury investigation has been postponed and it looks like the gold digger and Kane are working out the amount of the payoff, ten days before training camp opens.

[http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/7/71/942560/patrick-kane-grand-jury-investigation-postponed](http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/7/71/942560/patrick-kane-grand-jury-investigation-postponed)

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2015, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195/211 "2015-09-08T19:03:38Z")

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Why don’t you go fornicate yourself, you disgusting, sexist buttplug? Or go back to fellating Kane.

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [September 8, 2015, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195/212 "2015-09-08T22:44:52Z")

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> [@dalej42](#):
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> The grand jury investigation has been postponed and it looks like the gold digger and Kane are working out the amount of the payoff, ten days before training camp opens.
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> [http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/7/71/942560/patrick-kane-grand-jury-investigation-postponed](http://chicago.suntimes.com/news/7/71/942560/patrick-kane-grand-jury-investigation-postponed)

While a settlement would leave a lot of unanswered questions about what happened it would still leave Mr. Kane in a bad light with quite a few fans.

However, no matter how this works out, it will be abundantly clear you are a useless piece of shit, **dalej42**. That is now beyond question.

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195/213 "2015-09-17T01:06:46Z")

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Patrick Kane will report to training camp. Unfortunately, he’s still lining up the payoff for the gold digger.

> **[Attorneys for Patrick Kane and his accuser seek resolution, sources say](https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-patrick-kane-met-20150916-story.html)**
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> Patrick Kane's attorneys have been trying to reach a resolution with accuser for weeks.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195/214 "2015-09-18T15:52:24Z")

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Well, Kane has [apologized](http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/09/patrick-kane-says-he-did-nothing-wrong-apologizes-for-distraction) for being a “distraction”.

_“While I have too much respect for the legal process to comment on an ongoing matter, I am confident once all the facts are brought to light I will be absolved of having done nothing wrong.”_

Yeah!

Wait a minute…:smack:

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195/215 "2015-09-18T16:15:23Z")

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I applaud him for recognizing the true victims, the Blackhawks’ coaching staff.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195/216 "2015-09-18T17:54:46Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> Well, Kane has [apologized](http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/09/patrick-kane-says-he-did-nothing-wrong-apologizes-for-distraction) for being a “distraction”.
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> _“While I have too much respect for the legal process to comment on an ongoing matter, I am confident once all the facts are brought to light I will be absolved of having done nothing wrong.”_
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> Yeah!
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> Wait a minute…:smack:

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one to notice that when I saw it last night on the local news.

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**Author:** ![Grsz11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Grsz11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grsz11)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2015, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195/217 "2015-09-19T02:45:23Z")

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I never know what to think of these accusations. It’s easy to think an athlete would be so arrogant to think they can do whatever they want. It’s also easy to think somebody would do anything to make an easy buck. Who knows.

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2015, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195/218 "2015-09-20T14:38:59Z")

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No DNA evidence to support the gold digger’s rape accusation. This woman’s name needs to be released immediately.

> **[DNA evidence does not support Kane rape allegations: report](https://wgntv.com/news/report-dna-evidence-does-not-support-kane-rape-allegations/)**
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> BUFFALO, NY – Patrick Kane said he’d be vindicated.  Now DNA results from a rape kit may help his case. The Buffalo News reports that Kane’s DNA was not found in the alleged victi…

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**Author:** ![splatterpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@splatterpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/splatterpunk)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2015, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195/219 "2015-09-20T14:56:04Z")

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> [@dalej42](#):
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> No DNA evidence to support the gold digger’s rape accusation.

Bullshit.

> [@Article Linked by Dipshit42](#):
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> The Buffalo News reports that Kane’s DNA was not found in the alleged victim’s genitals or underwear. Four sources tell the paper that Kane’s DNA was not found below the alleged victim’s waist. Kane’s DNA was found under the woman’s fingernails and on her shoulders. Legal experts say this does not mean that a rape did not occur. It simply shows no presence of semen or that the alleged attacker wore a condom.

Did you even read beyond the first sentence?

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> This woman’s name needs to be released immediately.

Why? So you can hunt her down and finish the job?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2015, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patrick-kane-rape-allegation/727195/220 "2015-09-20T16:02:27Z")

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I get the feeling **dalej42** is the type who goes on womens’ facebooks and/or twitter accounts and issues death threats or insults them if they accuse his favorite athletes of rape.

> [@dalej42](#):
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> No DNA evidence to support the gold digger’s rape accusation. This woman’s name needs to be released immediately.
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> [http://wgntv.com/2015/09/20/report-dna-evidence-does-not-support-kane-rape-allegations/](http://wgntv.com/2015/09/20/report-dna-evidence-does-not-support-kane-rape-allegations/)

You’re a sociopath.

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