# Patriotic Playlist - Need Answers Fast

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 14, 2018, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525 "2018-03-14T02:25:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525/21 "2018-03-14T03:54:41Z")

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Well being snotty about it is just mean. Play it/Don’t Play it. Whatever. Why are you responding for the OP? You got a horse in the race?

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525/22 "2018-03-14T03:56:21Z")

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**buddha\_david** wins the thread. I’m thinking about those songs and laughing my ass off. Especially “Illegal Alien.”

p.s. I’m rather entranced by Pain of Salvation now. Thanks for the link.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525/23 "2018-03-14T03:57:35Z")

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[America the Beautiful](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BqqYaEM2mA)

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525/24 "2018-03-14T03:57:45Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Well being snotty about it is just mean. Play it/Don’t Play it. Whatever. Why are you responding for the OP? You got a horse in the race?

I would have been a LOT snottier. 🙂

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**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525/25 "2018-03-14T03:59:22Z")

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Livin’ in the USA-Linda Ronstadt

City of New Orleans-Arlo Guthrie

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525/26 "2018-03-14T04:03:25Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> American Pie is upbeat. Not everybody knows all the story of the song. They know the catchy chorus.  
> Do me a favor and play it once and then report back. I really want to know.  
> And that Tippin song will be a downer, IMO.

Holy shit. It’s one of the best songs ever written. It’s also completely and obviously not what in the spirit of what is being requested in the OP.

It’s also not in any way upbeat. If you think that you have missed the point in a big way.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525/27 "2018-03-14T04:04:56Z")

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> [@Green\_Bean](#):
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> I would have been a LOT snottier. 🙂

Whatever helps you get through the night. I won’t bother you again.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525/28 "2018-03-14T04:06:04Z")

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A couple from John Mellencamp that I like:

[The Americans](https://vimeo.com/43515010)

[Our Country](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zlGmKF5hmZ4)

And one from Skynyrd:

[Red, White, and Blue](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2-ZQ5T8wjsg)

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525/29 "2018-03-14T04:28:05Z")

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> [@hajario](#):
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> Holy shit. It’s one of the best songs ever written. It’s also completely and obviously not what in the spirit of what is being requested in the OP.
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> It’s also not in any way upbeat. If you think that you have missed the point in a big way.

Okay, okay I got it. Excuse me for having an opinion.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525/30 "2018-03-14T04:55:55Z")

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Maybe Simon and Garfunkle’s “America.” It might not be what you’re looking for.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Eo2ZsAOlvEM/maxresdefault.jpg "Simon & Garfunkel - America (Audio)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo2ZsAOlvEM)

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525/31 "2018-03-14T04:58:35Z")

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Bye, bye Miss American Pie  
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry  
And them good ole boys were drinking whiskey and rye  
Singin’ this’ll be the day that I die…  
Well I feel uplifted as shit.

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**Author:** ![dalej42](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/67e7ee/32.png) [@dalej42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalej42)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525/32 "2018-03-14T05:36:56Z")

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Take me out to the ballgame. It’s not specifically patriotic, but it is very American. The Carly Simon version should be easily available on any steaming service.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525/33 "2018-03-14T06:20:18Z")

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“Take Me Home, Country Roads” by John Denver.

The real problem with “American Pie” isn’t so much that it isn’t about American pride (it isn’t), it’s that its four hours long. If you play that song it’ll still be playing when the party’s over and no other song would have been played.

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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525/34 "2018-03-14T06:27:21Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> [America the Beautiful](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BqqYaEM2mA)

I love me some Muppets, but our new countryman deserves to hear it the way God intended:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/TRUjr8EVgBg/hqdefault.jpg "AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL by Ray Charles") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRUjr8EVgBg)

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525/35 "2018-03-14T09:03:54Z")

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The real problem I have with _American Pie_ is that when I try to sing it, it comes out as being about Naboo, Qui-Gon, and some kid named Anakin.

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**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525/36 "2018-03-14T09:52:04Z")

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I was going to suggest Paul Simon’s **American Tune** , but after listening to it (in my head), I realized that won’t work.

How about John Mellencamp’s **R.O.C.K. in the USA** or **Little Pink Houses**?

Or Neil Diamond’s **America**?  
mmm

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525/37 "2018-03-14T10:07:29Z")

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[Immigraniada](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKpgb2WrGo0) by Gogol Bordello

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525/38 "2018-03-14T10:15:40Z")

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> [@Merneith](#):
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> I love me some Muppets, but our new countryman deserves to hear it the way God intended:
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> [https://youtu.be/TRUjr8EVgBg](https://youtu.be/TRUjr8EVgBg)

And now, having been well and truly ninja’d, I’ll see myself out.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525/39 "2018-03-14T10:21:52Z")

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Hi, I’m back. Not necessarily uplifting, but upbeat, bouncy, catchy and high-energy fun is _Only in America_, by Jay and the Americans.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/patriotic-playlist-need-answers-fast/810525/40 "2018-03-14T11:47:38Z")

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You might try the Star Spangled Banner. Double points if the honoree’s name is Jose, so you can sing “Jose can you see?”

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