# Paul Ryan, you're a pussy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paul-ryan-youre-a-pussy/826474>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 21, 2018, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paul-ryan-youre-a-pussy/826474 "2018-12-21T06:25:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2018, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paul-ryan-youre-a-pussy/826474/21 "2018-12-22T03:22:01Z")

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> A pussy!?
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> [But, but…](https://www.google.com/search?q=ryan+with+weights&client=firefox-b&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjUgpzY7bHfAhV9GDQIHSr-DSoQ_AUIDigB&biw=1010&bih=810)

He was auditioning for the 40 Year Old Virgin. And got beat by Steve Carrell.

Like I said, pussy.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paul-ryan-youre-a-pussy/826474/22 "2018-12-24T02:45:44Z")

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Paul Ryan’s a bitch man.

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paul-ryan-youre-a-pussy/826474/23 "2018-12-24T07:32:38Z")

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Am I the only one that keeps conflating Paul Ryan and Rand Paul? I realize that, although both are fans of Ayn Rand, they have opposite temperaments and come from opposite ends of the “Republican ideology” (if that term isn’t an oxymoron).

I like Rand Paul a lot better. He seems like the lovable schizophrenic uncle you take out on Sundays. Paul Ryan seems like he’d feel at home feeding the furnaces in a death camp.

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**Author:** ![Tierce](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@Tierce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tierce)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2018, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/paul-ryan-youre-a-pussy/826474/24 "2018-12-24T07:41:51Z")

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Heck, every time I read Ron Paul, my mind conflates Ru Paul and Ron Popeil. Ouch.

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