# Pawpeye the Sailor (XXX adult version)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pawpeye-the-sailor-xxx-adult-version/472942
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [November 16, 2008, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pawpeye-the-sailor-xxx-adult-version/472942 "2008-11-16T01:57:15Z")
**Posts on this page:** 6
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### Author:  [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2008, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pawpeye-the-sailor-xxx-adult-version/472942/1 "2008-11-16T01:57:15Z")
All links noparsed. Beware that these are inexpressibly NSFW.
Basically, the classic Popeye/ Olive/ Bluto triangle, retold from the premise that “Olyve” is a dockside streetwalker, with “Pawpeye” and “Blunto” getting into a brawl over her. I’ve put the hi-res pictures in roughly story order:
This could be either the beginning or the end. I’ll put it at the beginning:
[noparse][http://bp2.blogger.com/\_4DXgVfeUgOI/RexMFLysmxI/AAAAAAAAACo/WJvkatGiZWE/s1600-h/n\_p\_01.jpg[/noparse]](http://bp2.blogger.com/_4DXgVfeUgOI/RexMFLysmxI/AAAAAAAAACo/WJvkatGiZWE/s1600-h/n_p_01.jpg%5B/noparse%5D)
Blunto rears his ugly… head:
[noparse][http://bp2.blogger.com/\_4DXgVfeUgOI/Rww8Vlt6CJI/AAAAAAAAANg/QnAh-XgQhpE/s1600-h/bluto\_olyve\_naughty.jpg[/noparse]](http://bp2.blogger.com/_4DXgVfeUgOI/Rww8Vlt6CJI/AAAAAAAAANg/QnAh-XgQhpE/s1600-h/bluto_olyve_naughty.jpg%5B/noparse%5D)
In this version, Pawpeye apparently gets his strength from sources other than spinach and clean living:
[noparse][http://bp3.blogger.com/\_4DXgVfeUgOI/RfViny25r9I/AAAAAAAAADg/XyKl475Ukxw/s1600-h/pawpee.jpg[/noparse]](http://bp3.blogger.com/_4DXgVfeUgOI/RfViny25r9I/AAAAAAAAADg/XyKl475Ukxw/s1600-h/pawpee.jpg%5B/noparse%5D)
The Faceoff. When I noticed the bulge in Blunto’s pants I laughed myself sick:
[noparse][http://bp0.blogger.com/\_4DXgVfeUgOI/Rww9LFt6CKI/AAAAAAAAANo/LHt\_u-0oukU/s1600-h/bluto\_popeye\_naughty.jpg[/noparse]](http://bp0.blogger.com/_4DXgVfeUgOI/Rww9LFt6CKI/AAAAAAAAANo/LHt_u-0oukU/s1600-h/bluto_popeye_naughty.jpg%5B/noparse%5D)
The Fight. And here incidentally, we see the true underlying cause of the never-ending battle: having men fight over her make Olive hot. From that day forward, peace would be a thing of the past:
[noparse][http://bp2.blogger.com/\_4DXgVfeUgOI/Rww-blt6CLI/AAAAAAAAANw/GYhnC4l9\_xI/s1600-h/Popeye\_fight\_01\_blog.jpg[/noparse]](http://bp2.blogger.com/_4DXgVfeUgOI/Rww-blt6CLI/AAAAAAAAANw/GYhnC4l9_xI/s1600-h/Popeye_fight_01_blog.jpg%5B/noparse%5D)
The site and page the links originate from:
[noparse][http://ferdinandkreozot.blogspot.com/search/label/Naughty%20Popeye[/noparse]](http://ferdinandkreozot.blogspot.com/search/label/Naughty%20Popeye%5B/noparse%5D)
And I would be grateful if anyone can confirm if there are any other panels to the story or not. I couldn’t be sure there wasn’t one more I hadn’t found.
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### Author:  [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2008, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pawpeye-the-sailor-xxx-adult-version/472942/2 "2008-11-16T02:45:36Z")
I thought this was going to be about [The Pop](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cnP_l9EFxk), Popeye’s tale reimagined as a gritty cop drama. (Not as explicit, but still NSFW®.)
[sub]“Not Safe For Work” and “NSFW” are registered trademarks of [Fark.com](http://Fark.com) LLC, used here without permission[/sub]
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### Author:  [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)
#### Post date: [November 16, 2008, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pawpeye-the-sailor-xxx-adult-version/472942/3 "2008-11-16T02:47:36Z")
Hmm. So where does ‘Poopdeck’ Pappy fit into it?
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### Author:  [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2008, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pawpeye-the-sailor-xxx-adult-version/472942/4 "2008-11-21T02:12:17Z")
> [@mobo85](#):
>
> “Not Safe For Work” and “NSFW” are registered trademarks of [Fark.com](http://Fark.com) LLC, used here without permission
Someone please tell me he’s joking…
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### Author:  [@Ichini\_Sanshigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ichini_Sanshigo)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2008, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pawpeye-the-sailor-xxx-adult-version/472942/5 "2008-11-21T03:16:20Z")
I’m pretty sure he’s kidding.
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### Author:  [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2008, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pawpeye-the-sailor-xxx-adult-version/472942/6 "2008-11-21T03:24:56Z")
I had thought at the time that they were registered trademarks, but I was incorrect- [they are currenty](http://tarr.uspto.gov/servlet/tarr?regser=serial&entry=77342191) [in deliberation](http://tarr.uspto.gov/servlet/tarr?regser=serial&entry=77338491). (I think they filed the trademark applications just to see if they _could_ trademark them.) However, the use of the trademark notice _was_ meant in jest.