# PAY-PER-DIP?!?!?!?!?!?!? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419 "2001-11-14T23:45:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419/1 "2001-11-14T23:45:46Z")
McDonald’s charged me $0.11 today for a lousy small container of barbecue sauce in which I might dip my french fries. I blame the SDMB for sending us down this slippery slope. DAMN YOU! Esprix [sub](NOTE: Above should be read with tongue planted firmly in cheek. The thread title comes as a humorous response to [this Pit thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=98195) and its predecessor and, presumably, its ancestor. Any similarities to any posters, posting or banned, is purely coincidental. All rights reserved.)[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![seawitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@seawitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seawitch)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419/2 "2001-11-15T00:03:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > [sub](NOTE: Above should be read with tongue planted firmly in cheek. The thread title comes as a humorous response to [this Pit thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=98195) and its predecessor and, presumably, its ancestor. Any similarities to any posters, posting or banned, is purely coincidental. All rights reserved.)[/sub] Contest not open to employees of The Gay Guy[sup]TM[/sup] Enterprises or their families. Product sold by weight, not by volume. Contents may settle during shipping. Please be careful, the beverage you are about to enjoy is hot! You must be at least this tall to ride this thread. May contain polysorbate and/or Red Dye #7. Void where prohibited. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419/3 "2001-11-15T01:44:01Z")
This post was produced in a factory which also processes peanuts. ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419/4 "2001-11-15T01:47:34Z")
That’s cheap, Esprix! They charge 25 cents a pop for bbq sauce at the McD’s in my neighborhood! Same for the honey mustard that goes oh-so-good with my french fries! ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419/5 "2001-11-15T01:51:16Z")
It’s all evil… ---
**Author:** ![Bluepony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Bluepony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluepony)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419/6 "2001-11-15T01:52:29Z")
Haven’t been to a Mickey Dees lately. Is the sauce still free with an order of Chicken McAssholes? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419/7 "2001-11-15T01:53:13Z")
The profitmongers! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419/8 "2001-11-15T02:11:35Z")
Honey mustard? BBQ sauce? You people will ALL rot in hell. All together now: **MA-YO-NAISE**. Friggin’ heretics. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419/9 "2001-11-15T02:12:23Z")
No animals were harmed during the making of this post, but several humans had the snot beaten out of them. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419/10 "2001-11-15T02:18:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > \*\*[sub](NOTE: Above should be read with tongue planted firmly in cheek.[/sub] \*\* Okay, I followed your instructions TO THE LETTER and as result I bit my tongue. Consider yourself sued! sub[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![geepee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ebca7d/32.png) [@geepee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/geepee)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419/11 "2001-11-15T02:26:42Z")
bah we’ve been paying for it for years not that i go to Mc’ds mind you , heh can’t if i wanted since the local one closed down right after the WTC event as it kept getting its windows smashed and staff threatened. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419/12 "2001-11-15T02:31:24Z")
How does it come to pass that? ---
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419/13 "2001-11-15T02:40:35Z")
it worked to my advantage, ordered a big breakfast and 2 extra sausages. they rung it up as extra sauce and it was 20cents. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419/14 "2001-11-15T03:29:20Z")
**PAY-PER-DIP?!?!?!?!?!?!?** Yeah, that’s how I reacted too, but the Jane wouldn’t have it any other way. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419/15 "2001-11-15T04:26:11Z")
geepee, why did they trash your McDonalds? ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419/16 "2001-11-15T04:33:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > All together now: **MA-YO-NAISE**. Amazing. And all this time I thought good ol’ Sammy L. just made it up. You weirdos. ---
**Author:** ![freegypsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/76d3ee/32.png) [@freegypsy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freegypsy)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419/17 "2001-11-15T04:36:06Z")
Did you practice safe dipping? Did you sprinkle dry coffee creamer around and lay enelopes near by? ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419/18 "2001-11-15T04:48:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Honey mustard? BBQ sauce? > > You people will ALL rot in hell. > > All together now: **MA-YO-NAISE**. > > Friggin’ heretics. \*\* **coldfire** , I visited your country a few years ago… you guys have french fry shacks the way we have snow-cone shacks! But, if we rot in hell for honey mustard, may I add that these forementioned shacks have 35694365458693465 different sauces to choose from? (not one of which is ketchup. now THAT’s blasphamy!) don’t get me started on those little forks now… hee hee! you eat fries with tiny forks! 🙂 at least we don’t pay for ketchup…yet. In Europe, the ketchup is about 25 cents per package at McD’s. _coding fixed - UB_ [Edited by UncleBeer on 11-16-2001 at 06:09 AM] ---
**Author:** ![TheOtherOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@TheOtherOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOtherOne)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419/19 "2001-11-15T04:56:30Z")
Ranch dressing. [sub]That is all, carry on.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![BoiToi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d26b3c/32.png) [@BoiToi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoiToi)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2001, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419/20 "2001-11-16T08:03:53Z")
Y’all got it wrong… Tartar Sauce! Oh, I can feel my arteries clogging already. Oh, and here, have I got some sauce for you… 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pay-per-dip/93419.md?page=2)