# PCarolinus, you douchebag, a thread for you. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 9, 2017, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pcarolinus-you-douchebag-a-thread-for-you/804054 "2017-12-09T23:27:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pcarolinus-you-douchebag-a-thread-for-you/804054/1 "2017-12-09T23:27:13Z")
It has been requested that **PCarolinus** , our infamous trock, be ignored in other pit threads. So one for him. Here’s a thread devoted to you, you drooling asswipe. He’s a trock, if you missed this one, a trock is what happens when a sock impregnates his goat, Billy-the-troll. So trock, frolic here, in your own paddock. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pcarolinus-you-douchebag-a-thread-for-you/804054/2 "2017-12-09T23:32:42Z")
Feeding time! ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pcarolinus-you-douchebag-a-thread-for-you/804054/3 "2017-12-09T23:43:41Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Feeding time! Can’t help it, he was pooping all over the other thread while harassing one of our members. We’ll feed him here if he returns. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2017, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pcarolinus-you-douchebag-a-thread-for-you/804054/4 "2017-12-09T23:54:50Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Can’t help it, he was pooping all over the other thread while harassing one of our members. We’ll feed him here if he returns. Yeah, saw that and I understand. He’s a first-rate jerk and I shall not be interacting with him. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2017, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pcarolinus-you-douchebag-a-thread-for-you/804054/5 "2017-12-10T00:18:20Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Can’t help it, he was pooping all over the other thread while harassing one of our members. We’ll feed him here if he returns. Start with a cocktail that I’m currently enjoying. I call it: Russian Christmas - 1 part Kalhua 1 part Amaretto 1 part Vodka 2 parts almond milk egg nog. Serve over ice. \ ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Amazing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@Captain\_Amazing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Amazing)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2017, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pcarolinus-you-douchebag-a-thread-for-you/804054/6 "2017-12-10T03:42:56Z")
I’ve never heard of him. Do you have a link? ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2017, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pcarolinus-you-douchebag-a-thread-for-you/804054/7 "2017-12-10T04:39:57Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Start with a cocktail that I’m currently enjoying. I call it: > > Russian Christmas - > > 1 part Kalhua > 1 part Amaretto > 1 part Vodka > 2 parts almond milk egg nog. > > Serve over ice. > > \ I’d rather have the posts of whomever this thread is about as the only thing I am allowed to read for all of eternity than drink anything with almond milk egg nog in it. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2017, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pcarolinus-you-douchebag-a-thread-for-you/804054/8 "2017-12-10T04:43:00Z")
> [@Captain\_Amazing](#): > > I’ve never heard of him. Do you have a link? Start here. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20649557](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20649557) **Nawth Chucka** recounts an incident of harassment at work, and **PCarolinus** drops in like a complete douch, casting doubt on her account and continuing to harass her about it. Then she makes a comment about suing the SDMB, for which she got temporarily suspended. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20651831](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20651831) She also came in and stank up the omnibus trolls thread. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20650048#post20650048](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20650048#post20650048) She seems to have a buddy, **johnod** , who may or may not be a sock. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20648308&postcount=69](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20648308&postcount=69) ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2017, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pcarolinus-you-douchebag-a-thread-for-you/804054/9 "2017-12-10T09:36:22Z")
I’ve an interesting recipe inspired by PCarolinus but wasn’t sure which thread to stick it in. So, [here is how to make _ **sock coffee** _](https://www.coffeedetective.com/coffee-sock.html). ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2017, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pcarolinus-you-douchebag-a-thread-for-you/804054/10 "2017-12-10T11:48:43Z")
Yeah. I give 95% odds that PC and that other guy were the same person. Who may or may not have been someone else who has posted here in the past. I actually assumed the Suspension was just a temporary measure while they got the mods together to issue a full banning. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2017, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pcarolinus-you-douchebag-a-thread-for-you/804054/11 "2017-12-10T15:25:44Z")
> [@Hamlet](#): > > I’d rather have the posts of whomever this thread is about as the only thing I am allowed to read for all of eternity than drink anything with almond milk egg nog in it. I didn’t want to drag the particular member, who this dirtbag is harassing, back into this. Just believe that he picks and chooses content and then rearranges it to make his non-existent point against her. IMO he does this to harass her, nothing more. So, I hope, we limit him to this thread if he has the courage to reappear. But the links are posted above if you really want to ruin your Sunday morning. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pcarolinus-you-douchebag-a-thread-for-you/804054/12 "2017-12-11T00:04:08Z")
In here trock, come post here. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pcarolinus-you-douchebag-a-thread-for-you/804054/13 "2017-12-11T01:02:59Z")
> [@Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5421): > > I’d like to say your fixation on me.is flattering, but I don’t find you attractive in the least. In fact, your persistence and obsession is disturbing and I’m asking you publicly to back off. Even if I weren’t happily married, I wouldn’t engage you. Please take a step back and find someone if your own caliber to obsess over. This is your shithole thread trock. All responses will be in here. Was your warning fun? I liked it. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pcarolinus-you-douchebag-a-thread-for-you/804054/14 "2017-12-11T01:26:25Z")
It’s interesting that the (sexist) johnod trock is back in the original harassment thread as this one starts flouncing and playing victim. Therein lies some irony as the only reason for his coming here in the first place was to bully someone. There’s a way to make this end. \*Stop posting. \*To continue to respond only proves you’re here to troll. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pcarolinus-you-douchebag-a-thread-for-you/804054/15 "2017-12-11T01:26:57Z")
> [@Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5421): > > I’d like to say your fixation on me.is flattering, but I don’t find you attractive in the least. In fact, your persistence and obsession is disturbing and I’m asking you publicly to back off. Even if I weren’t happily married, I wouldn’t engage you. Please take a step back and find someone if your own caliber to obsess over. I’d like to say your fixation on us is just creepy. And I wish people would quit fucking feeding you in the omnibus thread. You’re not even housebroken. (Everybody, please copy and paste over here and answer Pee Carolanus in this thread.) P.S., I enjoyed the suspension. To bad it didn’t turn into a banning. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pcarolinus-you-douchebag-a-thread-for-you/804054/16 "2017-12-11T02:27:22Z")
What’s with **PCarolinus** being such a goofy chickenshit and not heading over here? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pcarolinus-you-douchebag-a-thread-for-you/804054/17 "2017-12-11T03:32:00Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > What’s with **PCarolinus** being such a goofy chickenshit and not heading over here? I think you answered your own question. Chickenshit. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pcarolinus-you-douchebag-a-thread-for-you/804054/18 "2017-12-11T04:44:18Z")
So complete ignorance of the name and history of this board, the newspaper, the column and flailing at long-time members over it? That’s a special kind of stupid. \ ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pcarolinus-you-douchebag-a-thread-for-you/804054/19 "2017-12-11T05:08:49Z")
> [@Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/5408): > > You’ve collectively sunk the ship before it ever achieved any notoriety or provenance. It’s fun watching an illiterate moron make a complete ass of himself. Hey, fuckwit, neither of those words means what you think it does, so what you just wrote is complete gibberish. Learning to use spell check may help you avoid blunders like “synchophant”, but it doesn’t help you write. If you’re too stupid to post on a message board without embarrassing yourself, you should stop doing it. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2017, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pcarolinus-you-douchebag-a-thread-for-you/804054/20 "2017-12-11T05:52:17Z")
Okay Alex, I’ll take \*\*Dire Wolf \*\*for $200. Last few posts of his gave it away. Plus, there’s a rumor somewhere else that he’s socked up.