# Peace - Viva la France!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-viva-la-france/789>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [June 11, 1999, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-viva-la-france/789 "1999-06-11T00:21:00Z")\
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**Post date:** [June 11, 1999, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-viva-la-france/789/1 "1999-06-11T00:21:00Z")

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I just read that the most recent peace agreement between NATO and the Yugoslavian Republic was signed on a French military base. Countless major peace agreements and diplomatic talks have occured on French soil. Is there a reason for this? Does France for some reason bring visions of peace to mind, or is it just getting to be tradition?

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**Post date:** [June 11, 1999, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-viva-la-france/789/2 "1999-06-11T00:33:00Z")

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I’ll hazard that many treaties in past centuries were signed in France because the language there was one spoken by all diplomats. It is also the fact that many capitulations and armistests took place in France (1815, 1871, 1918, 1940)and it was just a convenient place to sign on the dotted line.

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**Post date:** [June 11, 1999, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-viva-la-france/789/3 "1999-06-11T00:59:00Z")

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The French are experts on surrendering.

Also, the losers can look at the French and think: " No matter how wretched and miserable we are now, no matter how vile we are, no matter how much the world despises us … JUST LOOK AT THE FRENCH, FOR GOD’S SAKE! It could be worse!"

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**Post date:** [June 11, 1999, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-viva-la-france/789/4 "1999-06-11T15:29:00Z")

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If you were a powerful world leader or diplomat and you were going to spend several weeks or months working on a treaty, where would you rather spend the time: Paris or Dayton, Ohio?

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**Post date:** [June 11, 1999, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-viva-la-france/789/5 "1999-06-11T15:33:00Z")

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Groundskeeper Willie (of “The Simpson’s”) greeting to French diplomats:

“Bonjourrrrrrr…ye cheese-eating surrender monkeys!”

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“A friend will help you move house. A best friend will help you move a body.”–Alexi Sayle

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**Post date:** [June 12, 1999, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-viva-la-france/789/6 "1999-06-12T00:14:00Z")

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To be precise, he was _teaching_ French at Springfield Elementary, due to budget cuts.

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