# Peace, you are a worthless piece of shit, and a liar to boot. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 2, 2000, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694 "2000-12-02T06:16:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Major\_Feelgud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Major\_Feelgud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Feelgud)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694/21 "2000-12-03T01:48:57Z")
Well thanks to all who read and replied. 1. I do not know how to post a link, and I did not know other people would be coming in here. 2. The testicular topic was not the only topic for the raison d’etre of this topic. There was another one in which I crossed swords with peace. It was the neck cracking one. Oddly enough, I could have sworn peace said she was a woman in that thread, though now I get the impression peace is a man. (I think she said she was a man in the recent date rape topic). 3. I had to take gross anatomy in college and had to dissect various parts of the body. I’ve probably seen every single human part dissected. The testes was one of these. Yeah, and it was a smart ass answer, but it was a smart ass answer based on informed guessing as well as my particular disposition that night. 4. I find it somewhat ironic that some of the anti-hate posters I’ve come across are more hate-filled than the people they accuse. ---
**Author:** ![Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siddhartha_Vicious)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694/22 "2000-12-03T03:14:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Major Feelgud \* > \*\* > > 1. The testicular topic was not the only topic for the raison d’etre of this topic. \*\* 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694/23 "2000-12-03T03:34:54Z")
Eh, okay, smart-ass answer registered and acknowledged as such (I was hoping for an actual website in which someone had actually tested this). Or maybe even actual photos…Faint hope, I know. Nobody would ever post something gross and scary like that on a WEBSITE… But what a loud and windy tempest in a rather small and chintzy teapot this all was, sheesh. :rolleyes: Don’t go all Sicilian on us now, you guys, 'kay? P.S. You’re joking about not knowing how to post a link, right? :eek: You’ve been here since, what, January, and you don’t know how to Copy and Paste the URL of the relevant thread from the address window into the Reply window? (“click with the mouse ONE time to highlight it…”) I express my astonishment. You don’t have to impress us with a fancy embedded link where it spells out something in twirling colored lights, just the “http” number will do. It’s so we can all get on the same page and know what kind of peanuts to buy for the forthcoming event (will shells for throwing be required? etc.) P.P.S. You “didn’t know other people would be coming in here”? And you’ve been posting here at the SDMB for how long? “As the Major stood there at the urinal, another man came in through the men’s room door. Startled, the Major hastily zipped himself up. ‘I didn’t know other people would be coming in here,’ he remarked to no one in particular.” ---
**Author:** ![Mandelstam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/47e85d/32.png) [@Mandelstam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mandelstam)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694/24 "2000-12-03T04:23:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > \*\* > So, Feelgud, 'til you get around to doing your job… go fuck yourself. And be sure to provide a link when you do. \*\* Not so fast SBD. Rather than fuck himself, let’s have Feelgud relive his days as a crack student in gross anatomy. He can dissect his own testicles and prove, all at once, that 1) he’s an expert at particle physics; 2) that his brains have been hiding in a 1" sack; and 3) that his posts are every bit as incoherent both before and during the surgical removal of his scrotum. Cordially, Mandelstam ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694/25 "2000-12-03T06:37:14Z")
Well, Mandelstam, I wasn’t as concerned with him “fucking himself” as much as I want him to provide a damned link to what the hell he’s talking about. According to the OP, Peace is “a worthless piece of shit, **and a liar to boot**.” So far, the only link in this thread (not provided by the OP) shows a brief argument about testicles. At best, Major claims that he “gets the impression” that Peace is a guy instead of a girl. Where’s the evidence? There is none, other than Major’s “impression”. Fuckin’ A, Major, it’s one thing to get annoyed at someone. But in the link, you weren’t any better than Peace was. If you’re going to bitch, stop being a little snot and let everyone know what the hell you’re talking about. ---
**Author:** ![Major\_Feelgud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Major\_Feelgud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Feelgud)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694/26 "2000-12-03T07:57:54Z")
Well Mandelstam. Maybe if you weren’t so cowardly you’d post under your regular handle. ---
**Author:** ![Major\_Feelgud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Major\_Feelgud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Feelgud)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694/27 "2000-12-03T08:00:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \* > \*\*At best, Major claims that he “gets the impression” that Peace is a guy instead of a girl. Where’s the evidence? There is none, other than Major’s “impression”. > \*\* Don’t ask me for the precise dates and numbers but in one topic she said she was a mother. In another she had ex-girlfriends and talked about boinking them. Heck, maybe she’s a hetero turned lesbian with a large dildo. ---
**Author:** ![blastfurnace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5e9695/32.png) [@blastfurnace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blastfurnace)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694/28 "2000-12-03T10:57:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Collounsbury \* > **However, now that I’ve got the opp.** Oddly enough, _I’m_ down with OPP. Yep. You know me! ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694/29 "2000-12-03T14:14:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Major Feelgud \* > \*\*Well Mandelstam. Maybe if you weren’t so cowardly you’d post under your regular handle. \*\* One day, I’m going to ask every poster on the SDMB to turn their screen saver off, crank their monitor contrast dial to the max and leave this post blazing on their screen for a week straight. That way insteading of having to remind people of the following rule, the phosphor burn-in will do it for me… “Please do not accuse posters of being sockpuppets on the SDMB. If you have your suspicions, please email a mod or an administrator. We have more resources available to determine if, in fact, a screen name is a sock.” So cut it out, Major. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694/30 "2000-12-03T16:29:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Major Feelgud \* > **There was another one in which I crossed swords with peace. It was the neck cracking one. Oddly enough, I could have sworn peace said she was a woman in that thread, though now I get the impression peace is a man.** Why would you post this without at least opening the thread in question and seeing what **peace** really said? I never even read any of these topics before, and I was able to find the thread in question, read all of peace’s posts within it, and see that in fact **peace** said no such thing about being female - in under 2 minutes of reading. This makes you look like you are sloppy or do no research. I’m not saying that is true, but it gives the appearance of such. Come on **Major** , you’re better than that. As to your OP: **peace** throws me a bit with the “accent” or phrasing that he OR she uses. This made me angry a couple times, like **handy** did, when I made a very good technical point or two, and I thought I was being derided or put down. Eventually, I realized it was just their style of writing, and understand now. ---
**Author:** ![Major\_Feelgud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Major\_Feelgud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Feelgud)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694/31 "2000-12-03T21:49:33Z")
Anthracite: Peace’s gender is immaterial to me. But you’re right, I don’t really know if he is a man or a woman, and it doesn’t matter. This is the exact excerpt from peace which lead me to believe he was a woman: “Major, we do not have to display our shingles here (Good Lord!) and I do not want to be identified by my hyperactive children, but I know a bit about neck injury.” It’s just that I didn’t think a guy would say “Good Lord!” and say the words “my hyperactive children”. Like I said, it was just my impression, it’s not fact and it’s immaterial to me. ---
**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694/32 "2000-12-03T22:06:45Z")
So what would a real man say? My wife’s hyperactive children? The hyperactive children belonging to my family? The mind boggles… ---
**Author:** ![Major\_Feelgud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Major\_Feelgud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Feelgud)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694/33 "2000-12-03T22:24:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Primaflora \* > \*\*So what would a real man say? My wife’s hyperactive children? The hyperactive children belonging to my family? > > The mind boggles… \*\* Answer me this. When was the last time you heard a guy say “Good Lord!” ---
**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694/34 "2000-12-03T22:29:21Z")
Ned Flanders? now answer my question 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2000, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694/35 "2000-12-03T23:17:28Z")
Well, although I don’t quote e-mails, I think it’s safe to share that in an e-mail to me late last night, **Chronos** said: > [@](#): > > Good Lord,… ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694/36 "2000-12-04T02:42:43Z")
Technically,\*\* peace \*\*didn’t say “good lord.” It was in parentheses, making it implied! I say Good Lord all the time. I’m a guy. Are we to assume that only women can praise a diety? FTR, I usually determine that someone is female if they say something to the effect of “my vagina is itching today.” ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694/37 "2000-12-04T03:01:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Enderw23 \* > \*\* > FTR, I usually determine that someone is female if they say something to the effect of “my vagina is itching today.” \*\* Ender, I can’t help but wonder about the women that you associate with… ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694/38 "2000-12-04T09:51:42Z")
So, basically, this is a rant based on nothing? “Damn that Gore, he hates trees too much!” “I’m tired of Bush and his pro-gay agenda.” “How come Mark Serlin is such a rational, steady-minded and welcome poster?” Major, I put your general attitude in this thread up and among those three comments. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694/39 "2000-12-04T10:01:02Z")
I think this PATHETIC arguement should be settled with a Dance off. Peace will have to do “the Robot” and Major Feelgud can do the “Electric Boogaloo”. then we will really see who is down with the OPP. (yeah, you know me.) John Doin’ “the Windmill” outta this thread. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694/40 "2000-12-04T16:10:48Z")
I knew my little rant would have redeeming features (such as accidentally raising opp out of the grave of slang.) – but doesn’t my rant rise slightly above pathetic? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > \*\*I think this PATHETIC arguement should be settled with a Dance off. Peace will have to do “the Robot” and Major Feelgud can do the “Electric Boogaloo”. then we will really see who is down with the OPP. (yeah, you know me.) > John > > Doin’ “the Windmill” outta this thread. \*\* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peace-you-are-a-worthless-piece-of-shit-and-a-liar-to-boot/43694.md?page=3)