# Peaches

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peaches/201482>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 14, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peaches/201482 "2003-09-14T01:20:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/fbc32d/32.png) [@if\_you\_don\_t\_know\_i\_won\_t\_tell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if_you_don_t_know_i_won_t_tell)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peaches/201482/1 "2003-09-14T01:20:49Z")

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I spent a good half hour making myself a fruit salad, earlier this evening. Contents: peaches, apples, and grapes. I don’t usually burp. Peaches make me burp. It’s a nice, soft burp, too. Always. And usually only when I eat peaches with chopsticks. Just thought I’d share my oddity… does anyone else encounter the same sort of thing?

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**Author:** ![RotorHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85e7bf/32.png) [@RotorHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RotorHead)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peaches/201482/2 "2003-09-14T02:54:37Z")

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I will usually hiccup within seconds of taking the first sip of a soda. Not always, but at least 75% of the time. I have never figured that one out.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peaches/201482/3 "2003-09-14T03:08:39Z")

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About 8 -12 hours after I eat something…, I crap. Go figure.

And, habenero peppers make me sneeze.

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**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peaches/201482/4 "2003-09-14T03:30:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*About 8 -12 hours after I eat something…, I crap. Go figure.
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> And, habenero peppers make me sneeze. \*\*

Y’know, something similarly odd happens to me when I eat peppers or other spicy food.

No, not sneezing; the crapping part.

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**Author:** ![RotorHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85e7bf/32.png) [@RotorHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RotorHead)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peaches/201482/5 "2003-09-14T05:00:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \*  
> \*\*About 8 -12 hours after I eat something…, I crap. Go figure.
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> And, habenero peppers make me sneeze. \*\*

I had that same problem myself today. Do you think its catching? Should I see a doctor?

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**Author:** ![justcallmegrace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@justcallmegrace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justcallmegrace)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peaches/201482/6 "2003-09-14T05:02:59Z")

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I sneeze in the shower… I mean like 6-8 times too. I wonder if I am allergic to water. I keep wondering about it, esp since I take at least one shower a day. oh well…

“grace”

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**Author:** ![AbbySthrnAccent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@AbbySthrnAccent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AbbySthrnAccent)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peaches/201482/7 "2003-09-14T05:07:55Z")

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Lettuce makes me burp ☹

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**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peaches/201482/8 "2003-09-14T07:42:59Z")

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Stranglers?

Electroclash?

Sorry, carry on…

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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peaches/201482/9 "2003-09-14T10:39:02Z")

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Asparagus makes my pee smell funny…

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**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peaches/201482/10 "2003-09-14T13:39:36Z")

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Eating soft pretzels ALWAYS gives me the hiccoughs. Just thinking about them now, I’ve started hiccoughing-may as well go get one.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\
**Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peaches/201482/11 "2003-09-14T14:40:41Z")

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After every single meal for at least the past 30 years, I’ve gotten what I call my post-prandial hiccups – anywhere from one to four strong hiccups. That’s all, never more than four. Is it my diaphragm readjusting itself to the heavier weight of my stomach? I don’t know, it’s just weird, but I’ve long since accepted it. There are worse after-dinner habits…

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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peaches/201482/12 "2003-09-15T08:07:02Z")

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I made a peach pie once. It was okay, but I decided not to do it again. Peaches are the perfect fruit; they don’t need to be glammed up. Take a freestone peach, slice it and eat it with a fork. Food of the gods.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peaches/201482/13 "2003-09-15T09:58:16Z")

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> Take a freestone peach, slice it and eat it with a fork. Food of the gods.

Cling peaches, on the other hand, are the work of Satan himself - you bite into the fruit, expecting nothing more than a mouthfull of juicy, aromatic fruitiness, but what do you get? Abraded gums, messy hands and fibres jammed between your teeth.

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**Author:** ![Fillepe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/898d66/32.png) [@Fillepe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fillepe)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peaches/201482/14 "2003-09-15T11:12:03Z")

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peaches from a can are the best convienience food ever. Just open the can grab a fork and chow down, man i wish i had some peaches. mmm peaches

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**Author:** ![Angel\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Angel\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_Heart)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peaches/201482/15 "2003-09-16T16:36:29Z")

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I can’t believe no one posted this:

“Millions of peaches, peaches for me,  
Millions of peaches, peaches for free”

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**Author:** ![Papaveraceae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e8c25b/32.png) [@Papaveraceae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papaveraceae)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peaches/201482/16 "2003-09-16T16:38:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Angel Heart \*  
> \*\*I can’t believe no one posted this:
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> “Millions of peaches, peaches for me,  
> Millions of peaches, peaches for free” \*\*

Damn. I was just about to. And now it will be running through my brain all day…

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**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peaches/201482/17 "2003-09-16T16:47:03Z")

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My husband hiccups after eating spicy peppers, usually jalapenos.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peaches/201482/18 "2003-09-16T16:59:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by An Arky \*  
> \*\*Asparagus makes my pee smell funny… \*\*

Read this:  
[http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2\_383.html](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_383.html)

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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peaches/201482/19 "2003-09-16T17:18:36Z")

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Spices make my tongue hot. 😕

This is a damn gross thread, btw.
