# Pecan Pie Without The Pecans

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 17, 2015, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567 "2015-09-17T16:21:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567/21 "2015-09-17T18:57:52Z")

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Sounds like a giant Butter Tart to me.

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**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567/22 "2015-09-17T19:06:22Z")

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I was thinking butter tart or sugar pie (Tarte au sucre)?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567/23 "2015-09-17T19:14:14Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> I make my pecan pie with molasses.

Heretic. True Believers use Karo Syrup. 😛

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**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567/24 "2015-09-17T19:55:28Z")

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My wife loves chocolate pecan pie but I can’t stand pecans, so she makes me chocolate pecan-less pie. Lately, she’s just been replacing the pecans with peanuts, and it’s fantastic.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567/25 "2015-09-17T20:01:14Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Heretic. True Believers use Karo Syrup. 😛

Fine. You won’t get any. 😛

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567/26 "2015-09-17T20:48:41Z")

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> [@Lightnin](#):
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> My wife loves chocolate pecan pie but I can’t stand pecans, so she makes me chocolate pecan-less pie. Lately, she’s just been replacing the pecans with peanuts, and it’s fantastic.

That sounds amazing.

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**Author:** ![stillownedbysetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/41988e/32.png) [@stillownedbysetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stillownedbysetters)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567/27 "2015-09-17T21:15:37Z")

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I’m standing on the molasses side of the room for pecan pie and voting for good ole Hoosier sugar pie for the mystery pecanless wonder.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567/28 "2015-09-17T21:42:52Z")

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It could also be vinegar pie, which is a close relation to chess pie.

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**Author:** ![sherrycherie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5e9695/32.png) [@sherrycherie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sherrycherie)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567/29 "2015-09-17T22:45:12Z")

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Might it be “Mock Pecan Pie”, made with pinto beans? There are lots of recipes by Googling.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567/30 "2015-09-17T22:53:15Z")

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> [@sherrycherie](#):
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> Might it be “Mock Pecan Pie”, made with pinto beans? There are lots of recipes by Googling.

That crap is a sin against all that anyone holds holy. A friend’s wife tried to pass some off on us one night while camping.

We don’t camp with them anymore.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567/31 "2015-09-17T22:57:49Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> That crap is a sin against all that anyone holds holy. A friend’s wife tried to pass some off on us one night while camping.
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> We don’t camp with them anymore.

That ought to fix them, by God! 😃

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567/32 "2015-09-17T23:06:51Z")

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My mother used to make [Buttermilk Pie](http://www.food.com/recipe/buttermilk-pie-56) - very similar to chess but different.

I used to get made fun of by the neigborhood kids until they tried it.

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**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567/33 "2015-09-18T00:01:15Z")

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Oatmeal pie. My wife makes it every Thanksgiving.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567/34 "2015-09-18T00:10:21Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> That ought to fix them, by God! 😃

It did, it did. My wife can outcook anybody of the group, so they’ve been on crap rations every trip since.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567/35 "2015-09-18T01:12:30Z")

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> [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](#):
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> This reminds me, I have read of the British “Banoffee Pie”, and I must find some.

It sounds like that’s “just” a layer of dulce de leche (easy to make by boiling up some condensed milk), poured into a crust, with bananas and whipped cream.

Oh, my aching pancreas.

(with my sweet tooth, that sounds too much even for me, though I’d happily try it).

Of course, now I want some too, or some chess pie at the least - all the years I lived in North Carolina and I never had any.

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**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567/36 "2015-09-18T01:19:19Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> That crap is a sin against all that anyone holds holy. A friend’s wife tried to pass some off on us one night while camping.
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> We don’t camp with them anymore.

Were their bodies ever found? Please tell me they were never found.

Egad. I don’t love pecans, but **beans**??? (I don’t like Japanese desserts with bean paste, either).

Next people will be claiming they [don’t need apples](http://www.backofthebox.com/recipes/pies-pastries/ritz-mock-apple-pie.html) to make pie, either!

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**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567/37 "2015-09-18T01:55:22Z")

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> [@Lightnin](#):
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> My wife loves chocolate pecan pie but I can’t stand pecans, so she makes me chocolate pecan-less pie. Lately, she’s just been replacing the pecans with peanuts, and it’s fantastic.

Get your wife in here, because we need this recipe, stat.

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**Author:** ![P-man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/p-man/32/3606_2.png) [@P-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P-man)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567/38 "2015-09-18T01:59:48Z")

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> [@Mama\_Zappa](#):
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> Were their bodies ever found? Please tell me they were never found.
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> Egad. I don’t love pecans, but **beans**??? (I don’t like Japanese desserts with bean paste, either).
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> Next people will be claiming they [don’t need apples](http://www.backofthebox.com/recipes/pies-pastries/ritz-mock-apple-pie.html) to make pie, either!

I love pinto bean pie. It’s even better than circus peanuts. Seriously, the ones my mama made kicked ass.

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**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567/39 "2015-09-18T02:45:41Z")

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My French Canadian relatives used to make a maple sugar pie. More of a tart, a pie crust with maple sugar and cream, it was flat and served in small wedges.

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**Author:** ![tenacious\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tenacious\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tenacious_j)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pecan-pie-without-the-pecans/731567/40 "2015-09-18T03:08:13Z")

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> [@P-man](#):
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> I love pinto bean pie. It’s even better than circus peanuts. Seriously, the ones my mama made kicked ass.

Hell no. Sounds worse than Ritz cracker “apple” pie. Just no, and I will try almost anything.

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