# Peculiar things found by searching user names **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 24, 2001, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631 "2001-01-24T22:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631/21 "2001-01-25T18:55:38Z")
One last try, con sarnit! ---
**Author:** ![c\_goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@c\_goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_goat)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631/22 "2001-01-25T19:23:11Z")
Wow! 3 of the 5 links from google are actually related to me. One is a cached version of the SDMB front page where I had the “last post” in one of the forums. The other two are links to the Monster Rancher Message Board where my famous “c\_goat raising method” for Monster Rancher 2 is discussed. And some jerk on MSN used the same name and was giving stock tips or something. Too bad they’re dead links. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@The\_Tof](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tof)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631/23 "2001-01-25T19:58:11Z")
Wow… google and yahoo turned up nothing. Excite says that there’s a Wrestler who goes by Screeme in the West Coast Wrestling Association. Keep that in mind next time you talk some smack to me! Come smell what Screeme’s been cookin’! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tof](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@The\_Tof](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tof)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631/24 "2001-01-25T20:03:17Z")
Wow… google and yahoo turned up nothing. Excite says that there’s a Wrestler who goes by Screeme in the West Coast Wrestling Association. Keep that in mind next time you talk some smack to me! Come smell what Screeme’s been cookin’! ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631/25 "2001-01-25T20:50:20Z")
Of the 7 pages of google results, only 2 hits had anything to do with me. The first hit that it came up with is a guy registered at MacNN. This is most distressing. ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631/26 "2001-01-25T20:51:22Z")
Google came up with four. All from me, the first was the People Pages 🆒 The other three were all about a question I posted about the Mighty Ducks (I was looking for a corporate suite at The Pond). There is a spelling mistake in it, how embarrassing! :o ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631/27 "2001-01-25T21:48:11Z")
Well, I’ve just gone and put scratch1300 into a search engine, and came up with a page titled “Mike masturbates in cowshit” 🙂 My username is a Scots Gaelic and formerly Irish word for red, BTW. ---
**Author:** ![scratch1300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@scratch1300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch1300)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631/28 "2001-01-25T22:18:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ruadh \* > **Well, I’ve just gone and put scratch1300 into a search engine, and came up with a page titled “Mike masturbates in cowshit” 🙂** Oof! Yeah, I tried my user name and got that link, but I can no longer access the page from my server. It does, in fact, refer to a posting from myself, but whatever the hell I was talking about, I can’t remember. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631/29 "2001-01-25T23:46:57Z")
Most of the pages you get for me are about Middle Eastern men. (Apparently this is a guy’s name or patrinomic) However, the dance studio where I take lessons is on the first page. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![sulawesi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbe5ce/32.png) [@sulawesi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sulawesi)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631/30 "2001-01-25T23:49:14Z")
🆒 | | | | V ---
**Author:** ![Johanna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johanna/32/8318_2.png) [@Johanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johanna)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631/31 "2001-01-26T01:39:06Z")
Altavista search on \*\*Jomo Mojo" turned up one site with a (what else?) list of blues music. Including: > [@](#): > > Jomo / Mojo Collins / Love or Money ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631/32 "2001-01-26T02:11:08Z")
Jimmynipples brought me to the SD people pages. Jimmy Nipples brought me here… Mmmm, that’s so nice, Jimmy. You have the gentlest hands.". Jimmy quickly responded by tightly gripping her nipples. “Oh, oh yes, just keep doing that.”. … I feel so dirty. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631/33 "2001-01-26T03:56:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Badtz Maru \* > \*\*Just a correction, Badtz Maru has nothing to do with Pokemon - he is a Sanrio character, like Hello Kitty and Keroppi. \*\* aw shucks…and here I was just getting a powerball out of my pocket. ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631/34 "2001-01-26T05:29:53Z")
Apparently, Laurange is the 46,635th most popular surname in the US. I found a few of my sites, lots of sites with someone who was surnamed “Laurange” in them. And an inn. (This is on Google) ---
**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631/35 "2001-01-26T06:07:44Z")
Apparently there is a **“Peepthis Dog Directory”** that comes up at least a dozen times on Google. This is most distressing. ---
**Author:** ![Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@Siddhartha\_Vicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siddhartha_Vicious)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631/36 "2001-01-26T06:15:46Z")
A search on my username didn’t turn up squat. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631/37 "2001-01-26T06:15:49Z")
A search for MsRobyn netted 8 results from Google. Of those, the first 4 are me; two for Fathom, one for my [homepage](http://www.geocities.com/remayes), and one for my picture on the [url="[www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages)"People Pages. The remainder are simply mentions of women named Ms. Robyn (surname). The only interesting Ms. Robyn is a BDSM dominatrix. Wow. Robin ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631/38 "2001-01-26T06:17:42Z")
Let’s try this again. [This is my homepage](http://www.geocities.com/remayes). Preview, dammit! Robin ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631/39 "2001-01-26T06:28:41Z")
Hey **Morrison’s Lament** : that’s just until they actually _hear_ what Morrison sings about. There’s a reason why that one didn’t make it to vinyl outside of bootlegs. I love the fact that [**Ukelele Ike**](http://www.redhotjazz.com/cliffedwards.html) not only takes his name from jazz history, but he _knows_ jazz like most folks know MTV. ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631/40 "2001-01-26T06:32:45Z")
Speaking of which, isn’t “Zero the Hero” a song by Black Sabbath? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peculiar-things-found-by-searching-user-names/51631.md?page=3)