# Pedo the wonder troll finds the SDMB.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 30, 2016, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633 "2016-01-30T01:50:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633/41 "2016-01-31T01:42:59Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Dude, you’re an asshole casserole…

I am so using this ridiculous insult. Not on you, **Rigamarole**. I like you. The next time someone IRL pisses me off, they better watch out because it will come out of my voice with gusto! I can’t wait.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633/42 "2016-01-31T02:05:15Z")

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How exactly was he trolling? He spoke out for what he believed.

Yeah, it was guaranteed to get a hostile reaction from a lot of people, but if he was sincere in his beliefs, it isn’t trolling, just being way, way, way outside the norms of the community.

I’m glad the SDMB allows outré views to be aired. I’m glad we have creationists, and even flat-earthers. Banning people solely for espousing really unpopular opinions is a poor way to run a debate forum.

Let him spew his evil…and then call him on it. Haul him here to the Pit and really give him the business!

This is the right answer: hey, Pedo, you’re a puke! Free speech is the right answer, not suppression.

ETA: Yeah, “Asshole Casserole” is a good one!

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633/43 "2016-01-31T03:12:02Z")

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> [@Trinopus](#):
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> How exactly was he trolling? He spoke out for what he believed.
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> Yeah, it was guaranteed to get a hostile reaction from a lot of people, but if he was sincere in his beliefs, it isn’t trolling, just being way, way, way outside the norms of the community.

See posts 27 & 29.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633/44 "2016-01-31T03:42:39Z")

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??? Accusations of trolling, but not evidence of it. Can you point to anything in his actual posts that gives away trolling?

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**Author:** ![brovolone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e4f/32.png) [@brovolone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brovolone)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633/45 "2016-01-31T04:22:28Z")

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There’s a tribe somewhere I can’t remember where they give cunnilingus to calm down a crying baby.

Maybe he’s part of that tribe.

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**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633/46 "2016-01-31T04:34:42Z")

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> [@Flyer](#):
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> Haven’t you heard the news? The SDMB’s calendar has been updated. Now, in addition to Rape Month, we also have Pedophilia Month.

So January is Pedophilia Month? We got an awful late start since Rape Month starts Monday. We’ll need to plan it better next year, with maybe an announcement in the board newsletter.

And **Rigamarole** and **Morganstern** , it makes the kids cry when you call each other names in front of them. Maybe you should take it out back.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633/47 "2016-01-31T04:38:01Z")

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> [@brovolone](#):
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> There’s a tribe somewhere I can’t remember where they give cunnilingus to calm down a crying baby. . . .

A lolipop…

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633/48 "2016-01-31T04:44:52Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> At least two that I recall, one unrepentant and one trying keep his nasty impulses under control. With the sheer number of people who have cycled through the Dope over the years it would be surprising if we didn’t have a few, and indeed, we’ve probably had a number who wouldn’t admit to it and so remain unknown to us.
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> That doesn’t mean we have to encourage that sort of thing.

I think the second turned out to be a troll. The first one was legit, though. And really fucking creepy. Seriously fucking creepy.

We also had one guy who ended up being banned for trying to groom a teenage member, IIRC.

> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Dude, you’re an asshole casserole.

I’m so stealing that one.

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**Author:** ![DMC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dmc/32/18049_2.png) [@DMC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMC)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633/49 "2016-01-31T06:41:21Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> And **Rigamarole** and **Morganstern** , it makes the kids cry when you call each other names in front of them. Maybe you should take it out back.

Fuck the kids. 😃

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**Author:** ![coremelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@coremelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coremelt)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633/50 "2016-01-31T07:37:37Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Dude, you’re an asshole casserole. We’ll just leave it at that.

Pigs Bung Casserole (pig rectums) is actually a real dish:

> **[Stewed Pork Bung (Pork Intestine) Recipe](https://www.seriouseats.com/how-to-prepare-bung-intestines-offal)**
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> As a topping for noodles or filling for tacos, pork bung (large intestines) pair well with pickles because the sourness cuts through the fattiness of the organ.

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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633/51 "2016-01-31T18:15:41Z")

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This board is so fucked up. You want to rape children? Fine. Let’s discuss. Want to smoke some dope? Thread closed.

And “outside the norms of the community” is quite the understatement, no? It’s not like women’s armpit hair or men with pierced nipples. Always and everywhere wrong and reprehensible works.

(And I’m not talking about pedophiles who know their desires are wrong and don’t want to act on them. This guy wasn’t that kind of pedophile.)

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**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633/52 "2016-01-31T18:53:42Z")

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> [@coremelt](#):
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> Pigs Bung Casserole (pig rectums) is actually a real dish:  
> [Stewed Pork Bung (Pork Intestine) Recipe](http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2010/11/how-to-prepare-bung-intestines-offal.html)

Thank you, **coremelt** , that deserves repeating

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633/53 "2016-01-31T19:04:12Z")

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> [@Emiliana](#):
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> This board is so fucked up. You want to rape children? Fine. Let’s discuss. Want to smoke some dope? Thread closed.
> 
> And “outside the norms of the community” is quite the understatement, no? It’s not like women’s armpit hair or men with pierced nipples. Always and everywhere wrong and reprehensible works.
> 
> (And I’m not talking about pedophiles who know their desires are wrong and don’t want to act on them. This guy wasn’t that kind of pedophile.)

I thought that thread was closed. ??

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633/54 "2016-01-31T19:37:00Z")

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> [@Emiliana](#):
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> This board is so fucked up. You want to rape children? Fine. Let’s discuss. Want to smoke some dope? Thread closed.

IIRC, threads about smoking dope do not get closed until they stray into where to buy dope or how to beat a drug screen.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633/55 "2016-01-31T20:48:55Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> IIRC, threads about smoking dope do not get closed until they stray into where to buy dope or how to beat a drug screen.

That’s exactly right. There is nothing wrong with discussing the morality or legal aspect of a crime. It’s when you get into how to’s that there is a problem with the rules.

And quite frankly there is a practical reason why pot threads were dealt with swiftly, especially in the past. Someone finding the name in a search might think this board would have more in common with High Times than Cecil’s column.

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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633/56 "2016-01-31T21:07:07Z")

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Yes, it would be much worse to be associated with the North American Man-Boy Love Association.

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**Author:** ![coremelt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@coremelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coremelt)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633/57 "2016-01-31T21:15:49Z")

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Considering the thread you are complaining about was also closed within a few hours you don’t seem to have a point.

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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633/58 "2016-01-31T21:25:37Z")

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> [@coremelt](#):
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> Considering the thread you are complaining about was also closed within a few hours you don’t seem to have a point.

Jonathan Chance appeared to be saying-it wasn’t a very coherent explanation–that Tangent’s post (this guy really wants to fuck kids) was at least part of the problem. Tangent certainly got a warning for it.

I don’t think you’ve been around long enough to know this board’s history of tolerating pedophiles. Again, _not_ the kind who abhor their own sexual desires, but rather those who argue that kids are entirely fuckable.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633/59 "2016-01-31T21:47:04Z")

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> [@Broomstick](#):
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> At least two that I recall, one unrepentant and one trying keep his nasty impulses under control.

> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> I think the second turned out to be a troll. The first one was legit, though. And really fucking creepy. Seriously fucking creepy.

Links please.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2016, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pedo-the-wonder-troll-finds-the-sdmb/744633/60 "2016-02-01T03:07:34Z")

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> [@Emiliana](#):
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> Yes, it would be much worse to be associated with the North American Man-Boy Love Association.

You are comparing one thread that was closed with many people over the years who saw the name of the page and thought it was about how to get the best weed. Regardless talk of illegal activity is handled the same. How to commit crimes is not permitted. Moral and legal questions on the subject are. Each thread is judged on a case by case basis. There certainly have been many threads on whether marijuana should be legal. They are not closed.

Any further discussion should probably be in ATMB.

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