# pee-hole

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pee-hole/20836>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [May 30, 2000, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pee-hole/20836 "2000-05-30T00:16:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![madd1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@madd1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madd1)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pee-hole/20836/1 "2000-05-30T00:16:59Z")

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What is the purpose of the pecker hole in front of jockey  
underwear? Does anyone use it?

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**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pee-hole/20836/2 "2000-05-30T00:57:06Z")

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It sounds like you know the purpose.

If I’m wearing jockey underwear, I do.

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pee-hole/20836/3 "2000-05-30T01:53:02Z")

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It is well known that woodpeckers drill holes with their beaks to eat the insects and critters inside. So, if you have pecker holes in the front of your underwear, go see a doctor.

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pee-hole/20836/4 "2000-05-30T04:36:25Z")

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And here I was all ready to give a brilliant answer about the meatus urinarius. Underwear? It is beneath the dignity of GQ for our underwear to show.

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**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pee-hole/20836/5 "2000-05-30T10:29:34Z")

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Uhh…Madd1, does this mean you partake in the pre-pubescent practice of pulling your undies down below your bag to urinate?

Personally, I use it as it was meant.

-Sam

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**Author:** ![Delta-9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@Delta-9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delta-9)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pee-hole/20836/6 "2000-05-30T13:21:23Z")

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Never have used it. Probably never will.

Never gave it much thought until now, actually.

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**Author:** ![HorseloverFat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8e8cbc/32.png) [@HorseloverFat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HorseloverFat)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pee-hole/20836/7 "2000-05-30T14:51:10Z")

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Pre-pubescent practice? Some of us don’t fit quite so well through that restrictive hole.

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/pee-hole/20836/8 "2000-05-30T17:07:14Z")

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Damn you, **Horse**. That was my line.