# Peein' In the Pool.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peein-in-the-pool/648105>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 23, 2013, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peein-in-the-pool/648105 "2013-01-23T14:25:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peein-in-the-pool/648105/41 "2013-01-24T02:26:57Z")

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> [@Jim\_B](#):
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> **Belated Response:** No, actually the discussion is going just the way I wanted it to anyways.
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> 🙂

When you did not respond, I assumed you were pissed.

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**Author:** ![Floater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dc4da7/32.png) [@Floater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floater)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peein-in-the-pool/648105/42 "2013-01-24T07:34:21Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> Especially you!

Please, just once!

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**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peein-in-the-pool/648105/43 "2013-01-24T07:51:15Z")

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> [@Floater](#):
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> Please, just once!

You do _not_ belong here.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peein-in-the-pool/648105/44 "2013-01-24T09:03:35Z")

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Suddenly I’m thinking of that _Caddyshack_ scene where the Baby Ruth bar is floating in the pool.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peein-in-the-pool/648105/45 "2013-01-24T14:43:55Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> When you did not respond, I assumed you were pissed.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on, I always say.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peein-in-the-pool/648105/46 "2013-01-24T14:53:56Z")

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Or pissed _in_, because then you _know_ you’ve been screwed.

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peein-in-the-pool/648105/47 "2013-01-24T22:11:21Z")

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> [@lieu](#):
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> If you pee hard enough it might even give you a propulsive advantage.

Females, yes. Male propulsion advantage/disadvantage would be predicated on how it’s hanging.

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