# Peel vs. Gale, King, Purdey and a squad of cybernauts **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 18, 2004, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peel-vs-gale-king-purdey-and-a-squad-of-cybernauts/275451 "2004-11-18T13:28:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peel-vs-gale-king-purdey-and-a-squad-of-cybernauts/275451/1 "2004-11-18T13:28:06Z")
Who wins? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peel-vs-gale-king-purdey-and-a-squad-of-cybernauts/275451/2 "2004-11-18T14:43:31Z")
The cybernauts are merely a warmup. Peel takes out King in the first round and Purdey in the second. Gale is a considerably tougher challenge, but I have to give the match to Dame Diana and her catsuit. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peel-vs-gale-king-purdey-and-a-squad-of-cybernauts/275451/3 "2004-11-18T16:23:49Z")
Emma definitely gets the nod. The cybernauts are no problem (as long as Mrs. P has the pen). Purdy would be too busy putting on lipstick. Cathy is definitely the biggest problem, but Emma has the [better catsuit](http://www.tvacres.com/clothing_pants_emmapeelers.htm). NB I heard a rumour that there was an Avengers film. I’ve had my head in a bag since that day, so obviously it doesn’t count. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peel-vs-gale-king-purdey-and-a-squad-of-cybernauts/275451/4 "2004-11-18T16:56:17Z")
Mrs. Peel elects to fight in her “Queen of Sin” outfit. Purdey and Gale fall to her feet in sapphic supplication, and the snake takes out the Cybernauts. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peel-vs-gale-king-purdey-and-a-squad-of-cybernauts/275451/5 "2004-11-18T17:34:35Z")
At last a reason for fanfiction to exist!