# Penis! Boobies! A big-ass cake! Yes, it's racinchikki's thousandth-post party! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 1, 2001, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973 "2001-05-01T17:52:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973/1 "2001-05-01T17:52:32Z")
The cake’s over there, on the fully-stocked bar. :: points:: The mud-wrestling pit is filling up, and the strippers are on their way. Volunteer strippers are also welcome. 😉 It’s our favorite Chikkboo’s 1,000th post! Rejoice! C’mon, make this do better than the party thread she started for me! And now, to make it an official post-count party: Good for you. 😃 I love you, Jeffie. ::smooches **racinchikki** :: ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973/2 "2001-05-01T18:08:47Z")
Woohoo! Party! Where the hell are the strippers already? We need some nakedness. Nice ass-cake, though I don’t wanna be the first one to take a bite 😛 Mud rasslin’? Sounds interesting! ::gets herself a hard lemonade:: If the strippers don’t show up soon I’m making you fill in, Gunny. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973/3 "2001-05-01T19:32:52Z")
:: Walks into the room wearing cowboy boots with spurs, leather chaps, a ten-gallon hat, and a g-string…and nothing else. He approaches the hosts. :: You rang? ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973/4 "2001-05-01T19:39:14Z")
[Homer Simpson voice] Mmmmm. Ass Cake. [/Homer Simpson voice] ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973/5 "2001-05-01T20:15:56Z")
all I want to know is how they got Racin an ass cake encased in a tight Nomex garment…and which racer posed for it…happy 1,000 and here’s a bag of Smarties for ya. Keith ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973/6 "2001-05-01T20:50:39Z")
:: Walks into the room wearing cowboy boots with spurs, leather chaps, a ten-gallon hat, tasseled pasties and a g-string…and nothing else. She approaches the hosts. :: :looks at Fiver: Dude you look great 😃 Where’s the beer and tequila? Congrats racinchikki, ain’t it grand? ---
**Author:** ![Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/258eb7/32.png) [@Wonko\_The\_Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wonko_The_Sane)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973/7 "2001-05-01T21:05:52Z")
Welcome to the exclusive 1000+ post club Racinchikki. \ \ \ ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973/8 "2001-05-01T21:27:55Z")
Hey, and check it out! All of us posting here so far are also 1000+ posters! :: Climbs the stage with **The Mermaid** , where they begin a bizarre and deeply disturbing “mirror” strip act. :: ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2001, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973/9 "2001-05-01T21:42:24Z")
Big congrats **racinchikki**! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973/10 "2001-05-02T00:49:40Z")
Congratulations, **racin’!** My contribution, as always, is this portable hot tub…can someone help me pull it off the truck and set it up? Preferably someone with clothes on so we don’t scandalize the neighbors? 🙂 Scotti ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973/11 "2001-05-02T02:45:36Z")
Congratulations, **racinchikki**! ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973/12 "2001-05-02T03:01:55Z")
Congrats **racinchikki**!!! Wow, it’s been a pretty impressive couple of weeks for you, first you win the Rysdad Raffle and now this, you must be feeling really important about now. Cool. Now, somebody said something about a big-ass cake, mud rasslin, hot tub and likker.😃 Lets paaarrrrttaaayyy!!! Woooohoooo!!! [sub] who’s the big-ass?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973/13 "2001-05-02T03:10:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wonko The Sane \* > \*\*Welcome to the exclusive 1000+ post club Racinchikki. > > \ > > \ > > \ \*\* And when you get to the 3000 post club, I will teach you the secret of… oh wait, what am I doing? I can’t talk about that yet! And next time, can we get another kind of cake? I’m getting tired of eating ass cake at all these things. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973/14 "2001-05-02T03:12:50Z")
Happy thou, **racinchikki**! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973/15 "2001-05-02T03:15:52Z")
I abhore post party threads. I avoid them like the plague. But the penis in the boobies got me interested. What can I say, I’m like everyone else. Now where the hell are the boobies!! ---
**Author:** ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973/16 "2001-05-02T03:30:16Z")
Yeah, I heard someone say “boobies”, so where the heck are they already? Another ass cake, huh? (grabs slice) Somebody toss me a pepsi. Now, about those boobies … ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973/17 "2001-05-02T03:32:41Z")
Congrats! One day, I’ll be there, too. (BTW, we need to talk about the NYC Dopefest and see if it will work out.) > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gunslinger \* > I love you, Jeffie. ::smooches **racinchikki** :: What the hell? 😕 ::checks out the link in **Gunslinger** ’s sig:: Oh…how many names does this chikki have? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973/18 "2001-05-02T03:44:53Z")
Congrats Racinchikki 🙂 And as a special gift just for you…the WWF European Champion… Matt Hardy 🙂 He’s yours for the night-do with him whatever you feel is appropirate 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973/19 "2001-05-02T04:41:51Z")
I’m so happy that everyone appreciates my [ass-cake](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=69311)! ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973/20 "2001-05-02T04:44:52Z")
By the way, happy thousandth! Here’s to many more! ::goes to stuff a five-dollar bill into the male stripper’s leather speedo:: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-boobies-a-big-ass-cake-yes-its-racinchikkis-thousandth-post-party/63973.md?page=2)