# Penis/breast enlargement pills? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [November 20, 2002, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-breast-enlargement-pills/137674 "2002-11-20T02:10:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-breast-enlargement-pills/137674/1 "2002-11-20T02:10:28Z")
Okay, so pills like Bloussant have started to come into vogue, and it’s nigh impossible to go a day without getting Spam advertising pills to enlarge your schlong. I’m not too concerned with how these “miraculous” drugs work so much as I have an idle curiosity… The penis-grower pills say they can add 2-3 inches in a matter of a couple months. Well, what if you keep taking the pills? What if you keep taking the pills for a decade, or more? Would you end up with a penis that’s ten feet long? I know it’d be impossible to get it up with a boner that large (not enough blood in the human body), but still, there’s probably somebody who’s going to try it. Same thing with the boob pills. Can one just keep taking them and wind up with knockers that are six feet wide each? (This question brought to you by the Too Much Time On One’s Hands And Thinking Of Wacky Questions society…) ---
**Author:** ![PosterChild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e274bd/32.png) [@PosterChild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PosterChild)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-breast-enlargement-pills/137674/2 "2002-11-20T03:39:41Z")
I can answer this one. For each week after the stated time period, your penis or breasts (often both!) will grow exponentially more than it did during the intial drug program. For example, it your penis grew x inches during the initial period, it will grow x^y with y being some insanely large number. This is only an approximation- if you are in puberty and your schlong or boobies are still growing as nature intended then the growth above is that above and beyond what nature would have done without the pills. PC P.S.- The value for x can be arrived at by taking a ratio of the circumfirence of your penis or boobs (combined) and multiplying by zero. YMMV ---
**Author:** ![Teelo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@Teelo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teelo)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-breast-enlargement-pills/137674/3 "2002-11-20T17:52:19Z")
/\ Tee hee!😛 ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-breast-enlargement-pills/137674/4 "2002-11-20T18:01:23Z")
Y’know, I used to be just **regularbee** , until I started taking Enlarge[sup]TM[/sup] ---
**Author:** ![AndrewL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@AndrewL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndrewL)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-breast-enlargement-pills/137674/5 "2002-11-20T18:06:15Z")
I thought the consensus was that the penis-grower pills didn’t actually work? The boob pills are probably just estrogen or a similar hormone. ---
**Author:** ![aahala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e4f/32.png) [@aahala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aahala)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-breast-enlargement-pills/137674/6 "2002-11-20T18:19:19Z")
I’ll take a crack at answering the second case. Yes, you will eventually end up six feet wide, assuming your druggist mistakenly put weight gain pills in the wrong bottle. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-breast-enlargement-pills/137674/7 "2002-11-20T18:38:53Z")
That depends if you use your toothbrush on them 😃 ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-breast-enlargement-pills/137674/8 "2002-11-20T18:46:18Z")
I always figured the most any of the pills would do would be to cause the taker to retain water, which, _if_ it was localized to either of the areas of concern _might temporarily_ give the _appearance_ of growth. Beyong that I just don’t believe it. ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-breast-enlargement-pills/137674/9 "2002-11-20T18:51:04Z")
…or they just shrink the rest of you so that your penis/boobs appear larger… ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-breast-enlargement-pills/137674/10 "2002-11-20T19:50:27Z")
You should ask Weirddave, he’s [tried it](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=115658&highlight=enormous+penis). ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-breast-enlargement-pills/137674/11 "2002-11-20T20:10:46Z")
Yes they’ll make your penis larger but it hurts like a bitch putting the pill in. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-breast-enlargement-pills/137674/12 "2002-11-20T21:50:48Z")
All right, so my fears about being attacked by Dicksizer addicts and their yard-long schlongs are completely baseless, then… phew!!! Although it is a bit saddening to know that I’m never going to face the wrath of giant boob monsters, but I’ll get by somehow… (And Odieman… you’re on my list…) ---
**Author:** ![nth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58956e/32.png) [@nth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nth)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-breast-enlargement-pills/137674/13 "2002-11-20T21:56:09Z")
geez… no one seriously answering it. 😛 i’ve only heard that the pill works temporarily for the breast enlargement. as for the penis, i have no idea. i do know you can enlarge penis by stretching it or surgically cutting a “tendon” in quotes cuz it has some other name that I can’t recall. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-breast-enlargement-pills/137674/14 "2002-11-20T22:00:21Z")
Hmmm. Even Luba’s breasts (from the comic book _Love & Rockets_) had to stop growing sometime. Figure there’s an inverse curve at work. The longer you take it, the less additional effect is possible from each dose. ---
**Author:** ![nth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58956e/32.png) [@nth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nth)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-breast-enlargement-pills/137674/15 "2002-11-20T22:03:36Z")
oops, the last part of my answer failed to show up?! must’ve deleted by mistake when i copy and paste it. bloussant will not enlarge breasts beyond a certain size. penis enlargement from above mention method has a very finite limit of like a few cm at most.