# Penis Emporium Restaurant **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 26, 2006, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-emporium-restaurant/374195 "2006-09-26T12:10:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-emporium-restaurant/374195/1 "2006-09-26T12:10:11Z")
Found this on Daily Snopes. It’s from BBC, so I guess it’s trustworthy. The mind boggles. There are a thousand gag lines possible here. With Pictures, no less! > **[BBC NEWS | Programmes | From Our Own Correspondent | Beijing's penis emporium](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/5371500.stm)** > > In the Chinese capital, Andrew Harding discovers an unusual menu and wonders if he is hungry enough to try the delicacies on offer. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-emporium-restaurant/374195/2 "2006-09-26T12:34:02Z")
“Gag lines” indeed. Ewwwwww. ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-emporium-restaurant/374195/3 "2006-09-26T12:44:16Z")
Well, on a positive note, you don’t have to buy it dinner first before getting a little something something. ---
**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-emporium-restaurant/374195/4 "2006-09-26T12:52:16Z")
> [@](#): > > “Women don’t come here so often, and they shouldn’t eat testicles,” says Nancy solemnly. Probably sound advice. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-emporium-restaurant/374195/5 "2006-09-26T13:22:56Z")
You know, I was worried that I might eat too much at a company sponsored lunch today. I was steeling myself to say ‘no’ to any cookies and to make sure that I kept my carb intake low. Then I clicked that link. Thank you, SDMB! Now I know that I can not only skip lunch and not miss it, but skip dinner too…! ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-emporium-restaurant/374195/6 "2006-09-26T14:13:12Z")
I see in the article they have perineum on the menu as well. I’d skip it, though, as it’s probably tainted. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-emporium-restaurant/374195/7 "2006-09-26T14:15:17Z")
> [@](#): > > I see in the article they have perineum on the menu as well. I’d skip it, though, as it’s probably tainted. 'Taint the meat – it’s the stupidity. ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-emporium-restaurant/374195/8 "2006-09-26T15:37:53Z")
Steaming Penis Fondue. All together now – **Band Name!** ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2006, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-emporium-restaurant/374195/9 "2006-09-26T20:18:36Z")
If you’re still hungry after your meal, can you order [spotted dick](http://www.englishteastore.com/british-store-cake.html) for dessert?