# "penis ensues" and overlords **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [January 9, 2005, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862 "2005-01-09T07:18:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sample\_the\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Sample\_the\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sample_the_Dog)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2005, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862/21 "2005-01-14T03:48:06Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > Yes, but who did its base belong to? US! Now pipe down, or we’ll set up you the bomb! HA HA HA ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2005, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862/22 "2005-01-14T03:58:17Z")
I burning your cliches! ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2005, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862/23 "2005-01-14T03:58:49Z")
> [@Sample\_the\_Dog](#): > > US! > > Now pipe down, or we’ll set up you the bomb! > > HA HA HA You’d better calm down, **Sample** ; nobody’s done the “I burning your dog” one yet! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9dc877/32.png) [@Nightwatch\_Trailer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nightwatch_Trailer)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2005, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862/24 "2005-01-14T04:21:21Z")
> [@Eats\_Crayons](#): > > /got nuthin’ For the love of all that is good…NO. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2005, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862/25 "2005-01-14T06:47:04Z")
Nyah, nyah, **Polycarp**. I burning your simulpost. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2005, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862/26 "2005-01-14T12:55:46Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Nyah, nyah, **Polycarp**. I burning your simulpost. 😛 But… but… it was a **1920s style death simulpost**!!! ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2005, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862/27 "2005-01-14T13:02:06Z")
> [@Sample\_the\_Dog](#): > > I thought cow-orker was a Dogbertism from Scott Adams’s newsletter. I don’t remember if that was the intention behind the original post, but cow-orkers was intentional, not a typo. (Sorry, I don’t have time to search for the original right now…~whispers~ I’m supposed to be working here!) ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2005, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862/28 "2005-01-14T15:20:20Z")
> [@Eats\_Crayons](#): > > /got nuthin’ “I got a rock.”–Charlie Brown, while trick-or-treating ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2005, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862/29 "2005-01-14T16:10:28Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > I burning your cliches! More than once I’ve come really close to saying “I burning your dog!” _out loud_ in some situation that seems to require it. ---
**Author:** ![chorpler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chorpler/32/2888_2.png) [@chorpler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chorpler)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2005, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862/30 "2005-01-14T16:52:02Z")
> [@Sample\_the\_Dog](#): > > I thought cow-orker was a Dogbertism from Scott Adams’s newsletter. It definitely was. ---
**Author:** ![WeRSauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f19dbf/32.png) [@WeRSauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WeRSauron)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2005, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862/31 "2005-01-15T06:07:29Z")
“I burning your dog” - where is this from? Is it related to Kerpal Singh’s “I kick your dog” or “Why you kick my dog?” WRS ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_Macphisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Ms\_Macphisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Macphisto)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2005, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862/32 "2005-01-15T07:17:42Z")
[The rock in the box: I burning your dog](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=203185) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2005, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862/33 "2005-01-16T02:30:40Z")
> [@jackelope](#): > > More than once I’ve come really close to saying “I burning your dog!” _out loud_ in some situation that seems to require it. Almost? Hell, once in my Business Practices class, I actually called out “Band name!” The instructor was explaining to us how we could enhance our finances by learning several massage modalities, and said, “so if you know how to do an asbestos mango wrap…” I just couldn’t contain myself. And I’m going to be working for him when he opens his new spa next month. ---
**Author:** ![Sample\_the\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Sample\_the\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sample_the_Dog)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862/34 "2005-02-16T04:16:11Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > You’d better calm down, **Sample** ; nobody’s done the “I burning your dog” one yet! 🙂 S’ok… I’m not a golden. ---
**Author:** ![Sample\_the\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Sample\_the\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sample_the_Dog)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862/35 "2005-02-16T04:24:28Z")
Speaking of which… [Post #15](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=302626) Tha1DOg? Notice the tell-tail mispelings… … a hint of the ol’ sockpuppetismo, or a paranoid dog? ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862/36 "2005-02-16T18:30:22Z")
**Sample** , if you’re joking, make sure that everyone knows it’s a joke. If you genuinely believe you’ve noticed a sockpuppet, you need to notify a Moderator by e-mail _without_ posting it publicly. [/Moderator Mode] ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862/37 "2005-02-16T18:35:02Z")
And while I’m already in this thread, I will call your (y’all’s? yinz’s?) attention to an attempt to herd together _all_ the Doper in jokes in the thread that is less than a week old: [Glossary of SDMB Terms](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=301499). ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862/38 "2005-02-16T18:40:59Z")
This thread! MY EYES! The Goggles, they do _nothing_! 😉😃 ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862/39 "2005-02-16T18:45:42Z")
Bodsa, Bosda, Bosda. It’s: “Ze goggles. Ze do nossing!” ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2005, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862/40 "2005-02-16T21:16:10Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > Resurrecting an old one that has died out during the Bush43 era: > > On AOL we had a member who would make assertions as to the commonness of some custom or usage by beginning his statement: “Manny peoples [say/do/think]…” > > This resulted in the creation of a person named Manny Peoples, who would obligingly provide fake cites for people (in lighthearted, non-serious threads, of course). **ZSphobiaSZ** , it were. e.g., **ZSphobiaSZ** on Dec 10 '77 wrote > [@](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > I’m curious to know, what does O.K. stand for? It’s been turned into a word now instead of “O.K.” (which stands for what?) to “ok”. What does O.K. mean? What’s the definition for O.K.? If anyone could answer this I would really like to know. Also, if you know how to set a signature please let me know by E-mailing me. Thanks. > > I ASKED MANNY PEOPLE ABOUT THIS AND THEY ALL AGREE THE NLY THING OK MEANS IS THAT THE PERSON WHO IS SAYING IT THINGS SOMETHING IS GOOD AND THERE ARE NOT ANY PROBLEMS OR SOMETIMES THEY WILL USE IT TO BE SARCASTIC BUT YOU CAN ALMOST ALWAYS TELL FROM THE TONE THEY USDE IT IN. NO NEED TO THANK ME /I WAS HAPPY TO HELP As long as we’re revisiting some of the old ones, let us recall “insluted”, one of the more memorable and celebrated typos. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-ensues-and-overlords/283862.md?page=3)