# Penis identification. No, really. **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [June 5, 2020, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-identification-no-really/855098 "2020-06-05T15:02:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Esprise\_Me](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprise_me/32/2947_2.png) [@Esprise\_Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprise_Me)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-identification-no-really/855098/21 "2020-06-06T20:07:32Z")
> [@Dag\_Otto](#): > > Huh. Part of the description says “You can make the most hilarious eggs and much more”. Maybe I lack imagination, but I’m not sure what more you can do with that. Use it as a cookie cutter? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-identification-no-really/855098/23 "2020-06-06T21:57:34Z")
> [@Dag\_Otto](#): > > Huh. Part of the description says “You can make the most hilarious eggs and much more”. Maybe I lack imagination, but I’m not sure what more you can do with that. Pancakes. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-identification-no-really/855098/24 "2020-06-06T23:55:03Z")
> [@x-ray\_vision](#): > > Soft-boiled and hard-boiled won’t get you there. > > [https://www.amazon.com/OMG-HH31-Penis-Egg-Fryer/dp/B000YX3E7Y](https://www.amazon.com/OMG-HH31-Penis-Egg-Fryer/dp/B000YX3E7Y) There was a “Jackass” skit where one of the guys got his rear end branded with a similarly shaped cookie cutter - and then had to seek medical attention for the resulting third-degree burn, which was multiple penis-shaped marks all over his butt, because of the way he was bouncing around. (Has anyone here seen “Porky’s”? There was a proposal to do something like this after an, ahem, incident. ETA: Ident-a-dick, NOT branding someone’s rear end!) One wonders what species of egg they’re talking about. 😕 ETA II: Terrific gag bridal shower gift! (Or groom’s shower, if it’s a SSM.) ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-identification-no-really/855098/25 "2020-06-07T00:12:17Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > One wonders what species of egg they’re talking about. 😕 Knowing most men, they would probably claim that for them, it would have to be an ostrich egg. Or a T-Rex. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-identification-no-really/855098/26 "2020-06-07T01:24:46Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > (Has anyone here seen “Porky’s”? There was a proposal to do something like this after an, ahem, incident. ETA: Ident-a-dick, NOT branding someone’s rear end!) Not since it was in the theater when I was about 13. My friends and I couldn’t wait to see it. IIRC, it’s the first time I heard the word “tallywhacker.” We giggled like schoolboys. Oh yeah, we were. ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-identification-no-really/855098/27 "2020-06-07T01:32:45Z")
> [@x-ray\_vision](#): > > Not since it was in the theater when I was about 13. My friends and I couldn’t wait to see it. IIRC, it’s the first time I heard the word “tallywhacker.” We giggled like schoolboys. Oh yeah, we were. [See it here.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbedV0cPajg) ---
**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-identification-no-really/855098/28 "2020-06-07T01:40:31Z")
Still pretty funny after all these years. I guess I’ll always have a little 13 y.o. boy in me. Man, that came out wrong! I wonder if the old dude in the yellow shirt was supposed to start laughing. It looks like he was trying to keep a serious face and just couldn’t do it any longer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-identification-no-really/855098.md?page=1)