# Penis in the popcorn.  Ever happen for real?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-in-the-popcorn-ever-happen-for-real/212897>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 12, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-in-the-popcorn-ever-happen-for-real/212897 "2003-11-12T20:43:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2024, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-in-the-popcorn-ever-happen-for-real/212897/61 "2024-05-06T04:02:23Z")

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Must, not, open, certain threads.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2024, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-in-the-popcorn-ever-happen-for-real/212897/62 "2024-05-06T04:03:48Z")

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Do guys even take girls on Movie dates, anymore?  
I think the popcorn comes in cups now.

The girl better have funds for her own popcorn if they’re teens. $$

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2024, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-in-the-popcorn-ever-happen-for-real/212897/63 "2024-05-06T06:33:46Z")

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> [@markn\_1](#):
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> When I read this thread title, I thought it was going to be the worst “body part found in food” story I’ve ever heard.

Me, too.

That being said, back when popcorn came in boxes with flaps on the bottom, I’m sure this happened. It’s just too easy to try. And horny young men will put a penis anywhere.

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