Penis Issue Harming Thai Cabinet

[Snowboarder_Bo]

Last week, a woman being sued for defamation by a clinic after she claimed it gave her a face-disfiguring silicon injection said a Cabinet member had received a penis-enlargement injection at the same clinic and urged him to come forward as a witness in her defense.

Calling on the official through reporters on the steps of Government House on Tuesday, the woman, Rawiwan Setharat, said, “The problem of my face is bigger than the problem of your penis.”

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Those [del]whacking[/del] whacky Thais! What’ll they do next?

[RandMcnally]

For the life of me, I can’t think of a smart ass comment. I am so ashamed of myself

[Regallag_The_Axe]

And penis ensues in the Thai government.

[roger_thornhill]

@RandMcnally

For the life of me, I can’t think of a smart ass comment. I am so ashamed of myself

Best I can manage is why on earth would a woman with a face-disfigurement issue call as a witness a man with a penis-engorgement issue? Is she trying to get a head?

[roger_thornhill]

Mind you, since it’s Thailand, she’s probably a man anyway.

[Misnomer]

I spent a few seconds trying to figure out what a thread called “penis issue harming Thai cabinet” could possibly be about. The best I came up with was that there was something wrong with your penis, and you somehow damaged a cabinet that you got from Thailand with it.

Boy, was I glad to be wrong.

[Snowboarder_Bo]

I’m still laughing myself silly that a national news service would use the phrase “penis issue” in a headline.

[The_Scrivener]

Apparently, the clinic is hoping that the penis is mightier than the word. Even if the cabinet member should expose himself, the female plaintiff will likely say that he’s just the clinic’s tool, and that the clinic is phall of it. I expect the cabinet member would keep a rigid bearing, a hard demeanor, and a stiff upper lip throughout this expose…

It could make for an interesting courtroom testimonial, though!

[Man_With_a_Cat]

@The Scrivener

Apparently, the clinic is hoping that the penis is mightier than the word. Even if the cabinet member should expose himself, the female plaintiff will likely say that he’s just the clinic’s tool, and that the clinic is phall of it. I expect the cabinet member would keep a rigid bearing, a hard demeanor, and a stiff upper lip throughout this expose…

It could make for an interesting courtroom testimonial, though!

You had me at “clinic’s tool”.

You lost me at “phall”

[Club_33]

@Misnomer

I spent a few seconds trying to figure out what a thread called “penis issue harming Thai cabinet” could possibly be about. The best I came up with was that there was something wrong with your penis, and you somehow damaged a cabinet that you got from Thailand with it.

Likewise.

Talk about a thread title that just demands a click…

[The_Scrivener]

re. “phall”: a play on the clinic being full of it. From “phallus”.
And, just because this situation is positively begging for it,

:wally :wally :wally

[TellMeI_mNotCrazy]

@The Scrivener

re. “phall”: a play on the clinic being full of it. From “phallus”.
And, just because this situation is positively begging for it,

:wally :wally :wally

Yeah, I don’t think the problem was understanding the intent… The problem was, it wasn’t funny.