Penis on U.S. currency!?

Ah yes, Tangaroa, AKA, “Tripod”.

The map of Europe on Euro coins shows the countries that are currently EC members, hiding non-members. Thus, Sweden and Finland are shown, but Norway is hidden. This is unfortunate. The map will look a lot … better if we can persuade Norway to join.

http://www.dgep.pt/imagens/2e.gif

We just did this a little while ago:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=327076&highlight=prepuce

As ever Australia is one step ahead. It is easy to fold an old $5 bill so that it shows the Queen sucking a cock.

Well, for ages it’s been possible to fold the $1 bill so that Washington forms a penis, if you wanna bring folding into it.

Is there a website that shows the Aussie nill and its folding? I’ve never seen one.

She told me she’d keep those to herself! Hussy.

That provides opportunity for a lot of metaphors about U.S./Canadian relations, which I sincerely hope we’ll avoid getting into! :slight_smile:

What would happen if one were to polish one of these coins, you know, to make it bright and shiny?

Rub it vigorously, in other words.

Also forget not the Owl of Athena on the US 1$!
Money as propaganda starts with the Greeks minting coins to pay the armada builders for the war against Sparta. Money and war- friends forever…

If memory serves me, Michelangelo’s David has appeared on Italian currency.

Penis would, of course, ensue.
Someone had to do it.

reminds me of capt. Beefheart- " our wrinkled pennies we will unfurl…"

Does that come in adult sizes?

Strangely? No, not strangely.
:slight_smile:

Sure enough – there is.

It’s not exactly the Queen –it’s her pearl necklace transformed into teeth. But hey.

coins are not currency

OOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!! :eek:

Currency: Any form of money in actual use as a medium of exchange.

Might that actually be “mite” rather than “might”?

Funny, I thought money couldn’t buy happiness.