# Penis pumping (yes, serious question)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-pumping-yes-serious-question/649841>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [February 10, 2013, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-pumping-yes-serious-question/649841 "2013-02-10T02:21:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-pumping-yes-serious-question/649841/41 "2013-06-05T14:52:49Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> The real danger of a penis pump is the damage it will inflict upon ones judicial career.

[http://blogs.findlaw.com/legally\_weird/2011/10/judge-who-used-penis-pump-in-court-loses-his-pension.html](http://blogs.findlaw.com/legally_weird/2011/10/judge-who-used-penis-pump-in-court-loses-his-pension.html)

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-pumping-yes-serious-question/649841/42 "2013-06-05T15:43:38Z")

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I’d bet that a doctor prescribed pump would be sized such that the resulting erection would be the same size as his natural erection was. I mean, the prescribed pumps aren’t the exact same ones as advertised in porn magazines are they?

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2013, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-pumping-yes-serious-question/649841/43 "2013-06-05T15:47:31Z")

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> [@Lumpy](#):
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> [http://blogs.findlaw.com/legally\_weird/2011/10/judge-who-used-penis-pump-in-court-loses-his-pension.html](http://blogs.findlaw.com/legally_weird/2011/10/judge-who-used-penis-pump-in-court-loses-his-pension.html)

At first I misread _pension_.

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