# penis question **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169 "2000-06-22T03:56:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![madd1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@madd1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madd1)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/1 "2000-06-22T03:56:32Z")
I have a very large penis… Should I give it back? ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/2 "2000-06-22T04:09:54Z")
Guess thats not where your brain is housed eh? ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/3 "2000-06-22T04:11:50Z")
:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/4 "2000-06-22T04:27:55Z")
Ummmmm…, ok, i’ll keep my mouth shut. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/5 "2000-06-22T04:46:25Z")
_tries valiantly to keep from laughing and fails miserably_ Thanks Silo, was wondering when you’d show up. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/6 "2000-06-22T05:04:19Z")
If it’s up yer ass, yes. We know it’s not in yer mouth 'cause yer OP would’ve read: “Mpph-mphphph, mumphh mumpphh mmmppph… mppphhh, mpph muuumphh?” ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/7 "2000-06-22T05:05:47Z")
:wally ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/8 "2000-06-22T05:42:38Z")
If you’ve got a big one, it’s probably not yours. So yes, you should give it back. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/9 "2000-06-22T06:31:01Z")
The OP reminds me of the Tom Lehrer song “I Hold Your Hand in Mine”. ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/10 "2000-06-22T06:44:13Z")
I am certain that you do not, as you never come to any of the meetings. Hi, I’m Daniel (Hi Daniel!), and I have a huge penis. ---
**Author:** ![Baglady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/cab0a1/32.png) [@Baglady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baglady)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/11 "2000-06-22T06:51:14Z")
> [@](#): > > Should I give it back? Only if you still have the receipt, and it’s still in its original shrinkwrap. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/12 "2000-06-22T10:12:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I have a very large penis… > > Should I give it back? > \*\* I was wondering what happened to it! I lost it at a party a few weeks ago. I would lke it returned promptly. Now if I can just get my balls back from my girlfriend. (she keeps them in a jar on a shelf between my pride and dignity) ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/13 "2000-06-22T10:47:14Z")
Someone left my cake out in the rain, It took so long to make it, etc… god knows what reminded me of that song… ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/14 "2000-06-22T11:29:55Z")
That’s not just a penis. That’s the Holy and Revered Guy Stuff In Space Moose Schlong. Put it back in the trophy case right now and your nuts won’t have to join it! ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/15 "2000-06-22T11:36:11Z")
I guess it must be John Dillinger’s. So yeah, I’d give it back; you don’t want that mean sumbitch after yer ass. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@Mr\_Bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Bear)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/16 "2000-06-22T12:16:00Z")
Why would you ask a question like that?..are the batteries dead??? ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/17 "2000-06-22T12:27:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > I have a very large penis… > > Should I give it back? > \*\* Let me take care of it. _snip, snip_ There! Better now? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/18 "2000-06-22T12:30:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Let me take care of it. > > _snip, snip_ > > There! Better now? 😃 > \*\* . . . and _every_ male member of the SDMB cringes uncomfortably and crosses his legs. ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/19 "2000-06-22T12:44:18Z")
I, for one, expect a difficult morning. **MoosieGirl** ’s post had my legs crossed so fast it’ll be at least noon before I can get them straightened out. I just hope I don’t need to go to the bathroom before then. sigh… SouthernStyle ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/20 "2000-06-22T12:45:59Z")
Moosiegirl = Canadian version of Lorena Bobbit oui! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169.md?page=2)