# penis question **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2000, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169 "2000-06-22T03:56:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/21 "2000-06-22T16:03:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Moosiegirl = Canadian version of Lorena Bobbit oui! > \*\* [Bad pun] Allright, CanadianSue, cut it out! [/Bad pun] :: Ducks to avoid fruit matter flung at him:: ---
**Author:** ![cygnus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e0b2c6/32.png) [@cygnus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cygnus)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/22 "2000-06-22T16:24:52Z")
ChiefScott, LOL! tracer, funny thought. Think I’ll get some Lehrer at the library today. :strolling away humming “Masochism Tango”: ---
**Author:** ![Peta\_Tzunami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b487fb/32.png) [@Peta\_Tzunami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peta_Tzunami)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/23 "2000-06-22T16:52:08Z")
No, no, no–I think his OP had a typo–he has a large **SNIPE**! \Be vewy qwiet, I’m hunting snipe.\ (Heck, at least he’s helping everyone get their posting counts up, right?) :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/24 "2000-06-22T16:58:18Z")
Madd1, Lorena; Lorena, Madd1. I’ll leave you in her capable hands. :wally ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/25 "2000-06-22T17:07:44Z")
I know, I know; Don’t Feed The Trolls. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/26 "2000-06-22T17:12:21Z")
Interestingly, the subject of this thread is oddly appropriate. I thought “penis question” would be a question about a dick, whereas in point of fact it turned out to be a question **from** a dick. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/27 "2000-06-22T17:17:56Z")
Should you give it back? Sure, its not like your going to have to Use it. ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/28 "2000-06-22T17:23:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Interestingly, the subject of this thread is oddly appropriate. I thought “penis question” would be a question about a dick, whereas in point of fact it turned out to be a question **from** a dick. > > Carry on. > \*\* Nicely put, **Cervaise.** ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/29 "2000-06-22T20:48:10Z")
Mullinator has head sucked, Madd1 gives back penus. Connection? You be the judge! ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/30 "2000-06-25T06:37:44Z")
I’m just glad to know that somebody out there still remembers (and appreciates) **Tom Leher**. Harvard math professor, good piano player, but (best of all) a comedy genius. “Now there’s a charge for what she used to give for free” Chuckles, TN\*Hippie ---
**Author:** ![stuyguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@stuyguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stuyguy)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/31 "2000-06-25T07:27:56Z")
Should you give it back? No, you’re thinking the wrong body part. You should give it head. ---
**Author:** ![flup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d07c76/32.png) [@flup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flup)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/32 "2000-06-25T07:36:53Z")
NO SYMPATHY, TN. You willingly, knowingly, and publicly set yourself up for all these belittlements, insultations, and really bad jokes. I’m really quite disappointed in you. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/33 "2000-06-25T08:20:04Z")
I’m disappointed and ashamed at you all. Obviously, this is a very serious thread about genital status, and you all treat it like a big joke. You’re all horrid! ::spank spank:: There. Now never do it again. Madd1… when you say “big penis”, just HOW big are we talking? 8 inches? 9? 20? C’mon, give us NUMBERS! ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/34 "2000-06-25T12:31:18Z")
Well since Spoofeis disappointed, I’ll be nice. Madd1, here is a board for people with your problem. > **[LPSG](https://www.lpsg.com/forums/)** > > LPSG Large Penis Support Group Forums Don’t say I’ve never done anything for you. ---
**Author:** ![Tisme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Tisme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tisme)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2000, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/35 "2000-06-25T12:38:51Z")
If you ask the ladies a BIG one is few and far between… So just HANG ON to it. ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/36 "2000-06-26T03:51:58Z")
What the hell was that about? I never sought sympathy. Besides, I’m rather well-endowed…nothing to be sympathetic about. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/37 "2000-06-26T04:14:25Z")
Well, I’m glad to see that this has turned into quite a funny thread after all. LOL!! I have nothing to add, just think this is becoming hilarious to read. And, Mr Bear, my dear. That wasn’t nice of you. How do _you_ know he has batteries for his? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/38 "2000-06-26T04:26:10Z")
Now how does that saying go?? Oh yeah…all talk, no cock. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/39 "2000-06-26T06:21:31Z")
Peta Tzunami wrote: > [@](#): > > (Heck, at least he’s helping everyone get their posting counts up, right?) :rolleyes: With a post count as big as mine, I don’t need any help getting it up. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2000, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169/40 "2000-06-26T07:46:58Z")
> [@](#): > > Well since Spoofeis disappointed, I’ll be nice. > > Madd1, here is a board for people with your problem. > > [http://lpsg.org/forums/](http://lpsg.org/forums/) > > Don’t say I’ve never done anything for you. LoL! Ayesha [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-question/23169.md?page=3)