# Penis size matters + 'times' you have sex?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-matters-times-you-have-sex/2196>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [July 26, 1999, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-matters-times-you-have-sex/2196 "1999-07-26T18:24:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 1999, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-matters-times-you-have-sex/2196/21 "1999-07-29T02:15:00Z")

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"  
Vaginas vary in size as well (you guys know this—how  
about all those jokes about tying a board to your ass?), "  
Hey, I dont know any of those jokes. Tell me one.

Hey, I met a woman who has seen lots & lots & lots of penises and she said mine was just the right size whatever that means.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [July 29, 1999, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-matters-times-you-have-sex/2196/22 "1999-07-29T02:36:00Z")

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She: I can’t say I thought much of your organ.  
He: Well, I didn’t expect to play in an auditorium.

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	Bruce

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