# Penis size? PENIS SIZE? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 18, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-penis-size/182701 "2003-06-18T14:13:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-penis-size/182701/1 "2003-06-18T14:13:10Z")
Is this what passes for debate in the GD forum? If you are getting no traction, start saying that people you disagree with have small penises? [Apparently yes, if you hate SUVs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=191184&pagenumber=2) Grow up, people. Julie ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-penis-size/182701/2 "2003-06-18T14:24:27Z")
When I bought a E-350 Van, I found that it had remarkably little effect on the size of my penis. However, I how have the vision-blocking power of _two_ puny SUV’s! Hah! And a high bumper! Low gas mileage! How about _that!_ ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-penis-size/182701/3 "2003-06-18T14:25:40Z")
**YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS!!** What? Oh. Oops. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-penis-size/182701/4 "2003-06-18T14:30:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \* > \*\ ***YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS!!** > > What? Oh. Oops. \*\* _checking_ Omigod. It’s tiny. Julie ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-penis-size/182701/5 "2003-06-18T14:32:52Z")
I would say it is more a case of overusing a popular Freudian slight than a serious comparison. Unimaginative? Maybe, but not meant to be taken seriously in my opinion. That being said… I’m frighteningly large and drive a sedan. Put that data point… well, wherever it fits. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-penis-size/182701/6 "2003-06-18T14:38:24Z")
Anyone who thinks that SUVs are indicative of penis size (or perceived penis size) needs to move to NC. The trucks driven here dwarf most SUVs, I swear it. Also, I have a Nissan Pathfinder that I drive sometimes. And I don’t even…wait ::checks:: Nope, I don’t even HAVE a penis! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-penis-size/182701/7 "2003-06-18T14:40:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zette \* > \*\*Also, I have a Nissan Pathfinder that I drive sometimes. And I don’t even…wait ::checks:: Nope, I don’t even HAVE a penis! \*\* :eek: It’s _that small???_ ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-penis-size/182701/8 "2003-06-18T14:41:56Z")
Well, to be fair, it was hardly advanced as an argument. Rather, **DrDeth** made two clearly jocular references to the pop-psychology notion that people (guys) that have large, expensive toys are “compensating” for sexual inadequacy and **tastycorn** simply threw in a dismissive adjective based on the earlier reference. Without defending **tastycorn** ’s position, debating style or skills, or anything else, it is still fair to note that that was hardly a linchpin of the argument proposed. (Now, if **tastycorn** comes back with a comment about penis envy, this rant will have been more than justified. 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-penis-size/182701/9 "2003-06-18T15:06:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zette \* > \*\*Anyone who thinks that SUVs are indicative of penis size (or perceived penis size) needs to move to NC. The trucks driven here dwarf most SUVs, I swear it. > > Also, I have a Nissan Pathfinder that I drive sometimes. And I don’t even…wait ::checks:: Nope, I don’t even HAVE a penis! \*\* Doesn’t that prove the point? You drive an SUV long enough and the darn thing just shrivels and falls off. Kerplop. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-penis-size/182701/10 "2003-06-18T15:20:54Z")
Yeah, but I also drive a little girlie scooter, which probably caused the falling off long before the Pathfinder. Seriously, though- you should see some of the trucks down here. I’m sure a lot are used for work (not that I care what anyone uses their truck/SUV/car/scooter/tricycle for) but they are HUGE. 6 tires on them, way up off the ground. I’ve been dwarfed in my Pathfinder before, and that’s not a small SUV. It’s unreal. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-penis-size/182701/11 "2003-06-18T15:35:18Z")
It’s the size of my penis that causes my SUV to get such terrible gas mileage. ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-penis-size/182701/12 "2003-06-18T15:43:14Z")
Those with small penii, please post your email addresses. I will forward some email containing **SAFE NATURAL WAYS TO BE LARGE XCBGFW43wsgfs**!!! ---
**Author:** ![Jamlad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b77776/32.png) [@Jamlad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamlad)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-penis-size/182701/13 "2003-06-18T15:45:09Z")
I require an SUV in order to transport my tremendous penis. ---
**Author:** ![macabresoul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e68b1a/32.png) [@macabresoul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/macabresoul)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-penis-size/182701/14 "2003-06-18T15:55:31Z")
Well if you drive SUV’s because of your small penis, then the opposite must be true. So my little ford focus with no bumper and a broken taillight is just a reflection of my HUGE PENIS! (disclaimer: poster may not own ford focus. Ford does advise buying Focus to increase penis size.) ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-penis-size/182701/15 "2003-06-18T16:02:34Z")
If I buy an SUV, will my penis get better gas mileage? ---
**Author:** ![Zap\_Rowsdower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3da27b/32.png) [@Zap\_Rowsdower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zap_Rowsdower)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-penis-size/182701/16 "2003-06-18T16:14:41Z")
I will keep my small car and just shave down there. It makes it seem bigger and I still have money. ---
**Author:** ![whatami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/85f322/32.png) [@whatami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whatami)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-penis-size/182701/17 "2003-06-18T16:31:25Z")
Wait a minute… I drive a Geo with 3 cylinders! ::looking:: Damn, it’s all a lie. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-penis-size/182701/18 "2003-06-18T17:08:10Z")
So, in other words, it’s not the _size_ of the SUV, but the mileage that it gets?? Or something. Right? Er, what? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Beagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Beagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beagle)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-penis-size/182701/19 "2003-06-18T17:10:56Z")
I once drove an SUV. I did notice some, ah, shrinkage. It’s OK now. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-size-penis-size/182701/20 "2003-06-18T17:17:14Z")
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