# Penis takes shape of boomerang during sex **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 16, 1999, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103 "1999-12-16T22:21:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![labradorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@labradorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/labradorian)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103/1 "1999-12-16T22:21:00Z")
Penis takes shape of boomerang during sex WebPosted Thu Dec 16 12:49:31 1999 ET / CBC Newsworld **LONDON** –Medical researchers have determined that during sexual intercourse, in what is called the male-on-top “missionary position,” the penis forms the shape of a boomerang. Previous hypotheses were that during this form of intercourse the penis remained straight, or formed the shape of an “S”. The research was conducted by scientists in the Netherlands. The results have been published in the British Medical Journal. Professor Willibrord Weijmar Schultz, who was in charge of the research, told Reuters, “These results are very important for all sexologists.” He said results of the research could be useful in determining the chances of conception during intercourse. Researchers used magnetic resonance imaging (MRI) to examine couples engaged in intercourse. The study used eight couples and three single women in the experiment to examine male and female anatomy during intercourse and masturbation. The MRI scanner used in the experiments had to be enlarged to accommodate two people. The experiments took place over a period of seven years. * * * [http://members.xoom.com/labradorian/](http://members.xoom.com/labradorian/) ---
**Author:** ![eden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f9b8f/32.png) [@eden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eden)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103/2 "1999-12-16T22:23:00Z")
This is news? ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103/3 "1999-12-16T22:23:00Z")
And I think you can get the videos from [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com). ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103/4 "1999-12-16T22:42:00Z")
Come again? ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103/5 "1999-12-16T22:52:00Z")
Good one, Finagle. Let’s see how many rim-shots we get out of this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103/6 "1999-12-16T23:21:00Z")
Opus: This probably isn’t the thread to have a “rim” _anything._ For the OP: I guess it’s true: what goes around, comes around. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103/7 "1999-12-16T23:26:00Z")
An ‘S’ shape?!! My Gawd! Ow ow ow ow owwwww! There was a young man from kent who’s wang was so long that it bent so to save himself trouble he put it in double and instead of coming, he went! * * * VB “Hey! How 'bout that Toe Jam?” ---
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103/8 "1999-12-17T00:00:00Z")
Dammit, I was going to post that limerick. Beat me to it, Blue. 🙂 – Sylence * * * I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103/9 "1999-12-17T00:15:00Z")
It just makes me so proud every time I read about one of my fellow countrymen contributing to yet another major step forward in Modern Science. ## And no, I wasn’t part of the testing population. My penis takes on the shape of a Heineken bottle during sex. Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103/10 "1999-12-17T00:30:00Z")
The Netherlands – The World’s leading exporter of sex related studies. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103/11 "1999-12-17T16:05:00Z")
“The experiments took place over a period of seven years.” Seven years? No way. Maybe 15 seconds. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103/12 "1999-12-17T19:20:00Z")
Coldfire said: > [@](#): > > My penis takes on the shape of a Heineken bottle during sex. I can’t decide which smart-ass remark to go with here, so I’ll just offer both. 1. Coldfire, when your lover said, “stick your penis in my heinie” I think you misunderstood. 2. Coldfire, you may be on to something. It’s often been said, “If we could only bottle it we’d really have something.” * * * Live a Lush Life Da Chef ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103/13 "1999-12-17T19:58:00Z")
> [@](#): > > The study used eight couples and three single women in the experiment… The single women were the control group. They used actual boomerangs. * * * The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103/14 "1999-12-17T20:54:00Z")
Every time you use it it cums right back. * * * Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103/15 "1999-12-17T21:53:00Z")
I’m gonna have to pay more attention next time. 😉 * * * Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle. ---
**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 1999, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103/16 "1999-12-17T22:39:00Z")
Boomerang? What does the guy do-Fuck around corners? * * * Tyler Durden: You are not your job. You are not the money in your bank account. You are not the car you drive. You are not how much money is in your wallet. You are not your fucking khakis. You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103/17 "1999-12-18T00:56:00Z")
Boomerang is just a curve & anyone woould know that is what it would look like in that position. ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103/18 "1999-12-18T03:37:00Z")
I’m just _soooo_ proud that no one here has sunk low enough to horrendous jokes about odd happenstances that only occur in the bush… : :ouch! cut it out, you perverts!:: What are you? Bent? Come again? Veb ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103/19 "1999-12-18T03:39:00Z")
P.S. That dweeby little emoticon thingy was unintentional. Sheesh, knew I shouldn’t reply to this… ---
**Author:** ![kuwatto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6a8cbe/32.png) [@kuwatto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuwatto)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 1999, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103/20 "1999-12-18T04:09:00Z")
Boomerang! the Australian word for a bent penis… Do men from the Netherlands tend to have unusually limber dicks, or is this a bizarre version of european yoga were talkin’ about here? It would be interesting to learn what angle are these “members’” being bent at, all I can think of is ouch! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-takes-shape-of-boomerang-during-sex/12103.md?page=2)