# Penis Unicorns!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-unicorns/315569>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 4, 2005, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-unicorns/315569 "2005-08-04T15:22:32Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-unicorns/315569/1 "2005-08-04T15:22:32Z")

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I’ve stumbled upon [this](http://link) site. How awesome is that? A unicorn with a penis for a horn.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-unicorns/315569/2 "2005-08-04T15:42:50Z")

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> [@chaoticdonkey](#):
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> I’ve stumbled upon this site.

Not Safe For Work.

Not Safe For Children.

Not Safe For Your Sanity.

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**Author:** ![archmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@archmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/archmichael)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-unicorns/315569/3 "2005-08-04T15:45:00Z")

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I’m just surprised the url doesn’t end with ‘.jp’

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**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-unicorns/315569/4 "2005-08-04T16:16:10Z")

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Man, what the hell were you trying to Google that you got that result? On second thought, don’t answer that, I really don’t need to know.

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penis-unicorns/315569/5 "2005-08-04T16:21:52Z")

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**chaoticdonkey** , while the link didn’t lead to the bawdiest site out there, it still needed to follow the “two-click” [rule](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=309541):

> [@](#):
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> When posting a link to potentially shocking or offensive material, observe the “two click” rule - don’t link directly to the item, but rather to an intermediate page that in turns links to the item. If you’re not sure whether a link is appropriate, contact a moderator or administrator before posting it.

… and since I removed the link to the site that inspired this thread, I might as well close this thread down.