# Penises are on the menu ...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-are-on-the-menu/374503>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 28, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-are-on-the-menu/374503 "2006-09-28T15:59:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-are-on-the-menu/374503/1 "2006-09-28T15:59:10Z")

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[Linky link](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/5371500.stm).

:eek:

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**Author:** ![peri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/67e7ee/32.png) [@peri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peri)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-are-on-the-menu/374503/2 "2006-09-28T16:24:36Z")

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Bull taint, yum. I really wanted a pic of the platter.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-are-on-the-menu/374503/3 "2006-09-28T16:47:59Z")

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“Looks like **meat’s** back on the menu, boys!”

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**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-are-on-the-menu/374503/4 "2006-09-28T18:04:49Z")

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Husband: “Hi Waiter, I’ll have the rhino testicles with a side of fries.”

Wife: “And I’ll have the Clydesdale penis, well done.”

Husband: “You always order that! And uou always take one small bite and take the rest home. Why not try something else?”

Wife: “You order what you want and I’ll order what I want, OK?”

Husband: “Fine.”

Wife: “Besides, the rhino testicles don’t seem to be working for you too well.”

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-are-on-the-menu/374503/5 "2006-09-28T18:08:22Z")

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Two days late, I’m afraid:

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=389787&highlight=emporium](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=389787&highlight=emporium)

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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-are-on-the-menu/374503/6 "2006-09-28T18:14:59Z")

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It’s the place to be I hear, it’s where all the dicks hang out.

What? 😛

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**Author:** ![Doug\_Bowe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@Doug\_Bowe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_Bowe)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2006, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-are-on-the-menu/374503/7 "2006-09-28T18:21:43Z")

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Well, we have a candidate for the next food challenge on The Amazing Race.