# Penises: Sacred, Yet Profane **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 11, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-sacred-yet-profane/147884 "2003-01-11T02:49:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-sacred-yet-profane/147884/41 "2004-01-12T14:50:07Z")
Fantastic story, **Wang-Ka**. Reminded me of the disastrous consequences of my first (and last) attempt to use a rope swing. Worst. Bruise. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-sacred-yet-profane/147884/42 "2004-01-12T15:14:19Z")
“the vagina isn’t funny at all” Yes, unfortunatley, some genitalia have no sense of humor. ---
**Author:** ![Master\_Wang-Ka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/master_wang-ka/32/3325_2.png) [@Master\_Wang-Ka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Master_Wang-Ka)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-sacred-yet-profane/147884/43 "2004-02-01T00:08:03Z")
Y’know, some people believe this story didn’t actually happen. While the person in [this horrible little video clip](http://www.bullguard.com/pamelaspeak/Movieclip.aspx) isn’t me, I sympathize with him. I bet no one believes anything happened to HIM, either… ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-sacred-yet-profane/147884/44 "2004-02-01T00:23:47Z")
Would this be your [LiveJournal](http://www.livejournal.com/users/lproven/49327.html), \*\* Master Wang-Ka\*\*? Seems to be appreciated there, as well… ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-sacred-yet-profane/147884/45 "2004-02-01T02:37:41Z")
I dunno whether **QED** ’s intention is to cast aspersions on the validity of **Master Wang-Ka** ’s stories, but I think it’s important to point out two things: 1. The version posted on the SDMB is dated earlier than the version posted in the 'blog. 2. The author of the blog seems to be repeating a story “in the author’s own words”, not telling of something that happened to him. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-sacred-yet-profane/147884/46 "2004-02-01T03:01:17Z")
> [@Master Wang-Ka](#): > > Y’know, some people believe this story didn’t actually happen. > > While the person in [this horrible little video clip](http://www.bullguard.com/pamelaspeak/Movieclip.aspx) isn’t me, I sympathize with him. I bet no one believes anything happened to HIM, either… ☹ Oh my god! That’s funny. ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-sacred-yet-profane/147884/47 "2004-02-01T04:07:49Z")
100% fantastic! On par with the Blimp post, I would say. ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-sacred-yet-profane/147884/48 "2004-02-01T04:27:58Z")
Ow ow ow ow ow. I’ve heard a similar story involving a man’s crank and a Yorkie. I’ve also heard a tale or two about ball-licking incidents man’s best friend during lovemaking. Brings new meaning to the words dog toy. Ruby Leaving the thread cringing even though I’m a chick. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-sacred-yet-profane/147884/49 "2004-02-01T05:05:47Z")
:eek: :eek: ☹ This is _exactly_ why the dog and the cat are not allowed in the bathroom with me. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-sacred-yet-profane/147884/50 "2004-02-01T06:17:42Z")
I worked with a pious guy whose wife’s parting line told him his penis was “nothing.” He found renewal in that, for nothing is sacred. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-sacred-yet-profane/147884/51 "2004-02-01T11:19:20Z")
there was that guy who got a geranium stuck down his urethra… this makes me think of that, no cite im afraid. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/penises-sacred-yet-profane/147884.md?page=2)