# People can be divided into two groups . . .

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-can-be-divided-into-two-groups/86394>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 9, 2001, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-can-be-divided-into-two-groups/86394 "2001-10-09T20:07:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-can-be-divided-into-two-groups/86394/21 "2001-10-10T10:40:58Z")

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Those who eat peanuts and those who don’t.

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-can-be-divided-into-two-groups/86394/22 "2001-10-10T11:57:46Z")

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and that’s what gets the world in trouble.

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**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-can-be-divided-into-two-groups/86394/23 "2001-10-10T12:43:17Z")

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two types of people…

Those who finish what they

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-can-be-divided-into-two-groups/86394/24 "2001-10-10T13:09:37Z")

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1: People who are dead  
2: People I haven’t got around to killing yet.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-can-be-divided-into-two-groups/86394/25 "2001-10-10T18:08:26Z")

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Chicks I want to stare at and think about having hot monkey sex with

and

People who block my view.

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**Author:** ![Mats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Mats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mats)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-can-be-divided-into-two-groups/86394/26 "2001-10-10T21:27:21Z")

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There are three kinds:

1. People who learn from reading

2. People who learn from watching, and

3. People who have to pee on the electric fence all by themselves.

– Mats

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**Author:** ![Lodrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@Lodrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lodrain)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2001, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-can-be-divided-into-two-groups/86394/27 "2001-10-10T21:34:13Z")

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There are only two types of people in this world - coconut palms and northern black reticulated savanna pythons. Y’see, you either get to strangle safariers, or drop coconuts on their head. Then there are those who can change between the two - strangle with coconuts, or—

(collapses and trembles in fear before the Almighty Pinkie-Nail-Clipper)

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