# People still here!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 7, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527 "2012-07-07T16:17:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MizGrand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cdc98d/32.png) [@MizGrand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MizGrand)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527/1 "2012-07-07T16:17:14Z")

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Wow. I’ve been off the boards for quite a while and am happy to see that there are still a lot of “old-timers” here. Neat!🙂

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527/2 "2012-07-07T17:23:09Z")

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Welcome back! Don’t stay away so long!

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527/3 "2012-07-07T17:34:17Z")

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Get off our lawn!

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527/4 "2012-07-07T17:46:30Z")

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Wait, wait. Being an old-timer is a good thing now? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527/5 "2012-07-07T20:32:34Z")

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Still here! Will you stick around this time, hmmmm?

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527/6 "2012-07-08T00:57:05Z")

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Nah, we all left.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527/7 "2012-07-08T01:39:56Z")

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> [@MizGrand](#):
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> Wow. I’ve been off the boards for quite a while and am happy to see that there are still a lot of “old-timers” here. Neat!🙂

19 months? Not so long. Stick around.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527/8 "2012-07-08T01:49:12Z")

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I am not the original Chimera. I actually purchased this ID from another man. He was not the original Chimera. The original Chimera had been retired 5 years and living in Florida.

You see, the secret is the name and the join date. No one would take seriously any posts from someone who joined last month.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527/9 "2012-07-08T02:02:49Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> I am not the original Chimera. I actually purchased this ID from another man. He was not the original Chimera. The original Chimera had been retired 5 years and living in Florida.
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> You see, the secret is the name and the join date. No one would take seriously any posts from someone who joined last month.

Sleep well. I’ll probably ban you tomorrow.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527/10 "2012-07-08T02:14:58Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> Sleep well. I’ll probably ban you tomorrow.

Very nice, thanks. 🙂

Would have been funnier if it had been posted by a Moderator.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527/11 "2012-07-08T02:23:59Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Very nice, thanks. 🙂
> 
> Would have been funnier if it had been posted by a Moderator.

Hey! We’re not hired for our timing. 🙂

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**Author:** ![keturah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e95f7d/32.png) [@keturah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keturah)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527/12 "2012-07-08T04:05:37Z")

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You’re back! How’s your husband?

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527/13 "2012-07-08T04:06:36Z")

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Welcome back! Weren’t you famous for something or other once?

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**Author:** ![keturah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e95f7d/32.png) [@keturah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/keturah)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527/14 "2012-07-08T04:23:13Z")

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> [@Autolycus](#):
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> Welcome back! Weren’t you famous for something or other once?

She had an affair with a ladle.

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527/15 "2012-07-08T04:33:58Z")

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> [@keturah](#):
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> She had an affair with a ladle.

I suppose I asked for that.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527/16 "2012-07-08T05:43:10Z")

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> [@keturah](#):
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> You’re back! How’s your husband?

Beaten to it.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527/17 "2012-07-08T05:46:41Z")

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> [@keturah](#):
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> You’re back! How’s your husband?

I thought I recognized the username. Yes, how is your husband? Still cheating on him with the guy down the street, and mocking him on the internet for being a clueless idiot?

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527/18 "2012-07-08T06:50:43Z")

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Welcomebackwhere’smypie?

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527/19 "2012-07-08T13:26:24Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> I thought I recognized the username. Yes, how is your husband? Still cheating on him with the guy down the street, and mocking him on the internet for being a clueless idiot?

Did you do anything 5 years ago that perhaps you’d prefer not to be reminded of? If you look back to the OP’s posts from 4 years ago, she worked on her marriage and made amends, and is now trying to stay sober. Why throw this in her face _again_?

If I were the OP, with such a checkered experience on these boards, I probably would not have announced my return so much as I would have tried to slip in unnoticed, but come on. Is she the only Doper who has made grave errors in a public way? I’ve read posts by well-regarded posters in which they admit previous infidelity and we haven’t tarred and feathered them. Do we forgive nothing for this particular poster??

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2012, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-still-here/627527/20 "2012-07-08T14:08:51Z")

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See [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=651735&highlight=Cheated) and [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=642967&highlight=Cheated) for some recent threads in which Dopers admit to cheating and are not mocked and shunned.

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