# People Suck!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 21, 2010, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954 "2010-10-21T23:12:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Lare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Lare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lare)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954/21 "2010-10-22T16:04:54Z")

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**Author:** ![Lare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/53a042/32.png) [@Lare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lare)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954/22 "2010-10-22T16:05:55Z")

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> [@Wile\_E](#):
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> At last, A pitting I can get behind! People do indeed suck and not in a good way.

No, no, some do suck in a good way and I would like to thank them for it.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954/23 "2010-10-22T16:11:00Z")

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Can we assume that some people have sucked recently in a specific way?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954/24 "2010-10-22T21:10:39Z")

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> [@Rysdad](#):
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> Oh, just invite them all over for a game of [Scrabble.](http://estrangedfamilies.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/i_hate_you_by_poisonouspeer.jpg)
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> Or, maybe send them a nice [card.](http://www.lovehappybunny.com/img/HatingYouMakesMeAllWarmInside.jpg)
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> Then maybe you could just sit back, relax, and listen to some soothing [music.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAXzGkzj5E8) (Great lyrics.)

Or if they’re skinheads you can take them bowling.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2010, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954/25 "2010-10-22T22:57:16Z")

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> [@Finagle](#):
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> I know this is entirely unrelated to the OP’s angst, but I was hiking this past weekend and “people suck” was pretty much my mantra the entire time. What kind of dipshit goes to a beautiful river or trail and thinks, “Wow, this is pretty nice. I guess I’ll leave my empty bottles and cans here so everyone else can enjoy them too.”
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> I think I’m on record as favoring public canings for people who treat their neighborhood woods as garbage pails.

When I go hiking, I usually pick up one piece of garbage and truck it out of there. I’m hoping others will see me and follow my example, so we can offset the losers that are ruining it for everyone.

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2010, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954/26 "2010-10-23T04:38:28Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> Or if they’re skinheads you can take them bowling.

Oh thanks, now I’m on a Camper van Beethoven kick, and thinking that either they must have forced YouTube to take down most of their songs or fans have been slacking, because there’s not anywhere near the amount of music that I expected, considering how many great albums they had. I’d do it, but I’m a person and I suck.

/former old-school CBV fan, who used to be able to identify every single instrumental by name.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2010, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954/27 "2010-10-23T05:56:47Z")

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Yeah, well, you swallow.

- People

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2010, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954/28 "2010-10-23T08:03:41Z")

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Here’s [a video-song I watch](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I7Q66uWKzU&has_verified=1) when angry at the bastards in Thai politics. (The song starts after about a half-minute.)

(Someone noticed it had a bad word, forced me to enter a password, leading to the URL with “has\_verified=1”. I wonder if that URL change lets you access the video _without_ the password.)

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**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2010, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954/29 "2010-10-23T09:41:28Z")

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> [@dragongirl](#):
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> They really, really do!
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> I’m super pissed off right now and I want to throw something (but that would disturb the downstairs neighbor), But I really hate certain people right now!

Oh, oh, is it me? I need a new arching job.

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**Author:** ![fuzzypickles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9d8465/32.png) [@fuzzypickles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuzzypickles)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2010, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954/30 "2010-10-23T23:37:34Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> When I go hiking, I usually pick up one piece of garbage and truck it out of there. I’m hoping others will see me and follow my example, so we can offset the losers that are ruining it for everyone.

Hey man, lighten up on the sarcasm. I got lost in the wilderness once, and would have certainly died if I hadn’t stumbled across a discarded Coke bottle, which I used to dig a shelter and signal for help. That piece of trash saved my life. Yours might too!

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**Author:** ![pikey\_pete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pikey\_pete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pikey_pete)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2010, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954/31 "2010-10-24T01:03:28Z")

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> [@Giraffe](#):
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> Yeah! I have several important things to do that I’m blowing off, just so I can give the OP shit.

I’ll second that. Photo processing can wait if I have a chance to give someone shit!

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**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954/32 "2010-10-25T02:04:06Z")

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> [@dragongirl](#):
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> They really, really do!

They have no choice given their lungs and diaphragms.

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> I’m super pissed off right now and I want to throw something (but that would disturb the downstairs neighbor), But I really hate certain people right now!

It’s your choice. Happy?

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**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954/33 "2010-10-25T02:23:24Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> When I go hiking, I usually pick up one piece of garbage and truck it out of there. I’m hoping others will see me and follow my example, so we can offset the losers that are ruining it for everyone.

For what it’s worth, my kids are _fully_ recruited into this effort. They _will not_ walk past a can or plastic bag on the ground.

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**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954/34 "2010-10-25T02:58:22Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> When I go hiking, I usually pick up one piece of garbage and truck it out of there. I’m hoping others will see me and follow my example, so we can offset the losers that are ruining it for everyone.

Hold this for me.

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**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954/35 "2010-10-25T03:10:18Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> Can we assume that some people have sucked recently in a specific way?

How could we not? How could we not not? That is the question.

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**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954/36 "2010-10-25T06:44:50Z")

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35 posts in (OK, 36 now) and the OP never did say exactly why she was so upset.

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**Author:** ![Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfluous_Parentheses)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954/37 "2010-10-25T12:15:29Z")

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> [@Lucky\_13](#):
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> 35 posts in (OK, 36 now) and the OP never did say exactly why she was so upset.

Complain complain complain.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2010, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954/38 "2010-10-25T13:53:18Z")

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> [@Lucky\_13](#):
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> 35 posts in (OK, 36 now) and the OP never did say exactly why she was so upset.

It’s just one god damned thing after another.

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**Author:** ![dmatsch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3be4f8/32.png) [@dmatsch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dmatsch)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954/39 "2010-10-27T20:09:48Z")

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This thread is probably about me. Aren’t they all?

I’m sorry if I made you mad by complaining to the front office. You _started_ the laundry at 11:30pm. The next night’s party until 1:30am really pissed me off. I thought about calling the police, but my next-door neighbor beat me to it. Then there was Sunday night when you were screwing on your squeaky bed until 1am. Thank god your partner can’t last longer than 5 minutes.

Not to mention that I caught one of your friends urinating by the stairs after one of your late nite parties.

Not to mention the flood in my apartment you caused when you hooked up your washing machine wrong. Or the incessant dropping of bowling balls on the floor – my ceiling.

You are the worst apartment-dweller ever! Think about others much?

\*In your defense, you get a pass on clomping down the fucking stairs 4x a night. They’re really hard to be quiet on.

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2010, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-suck/557954/40 "2010-10-27T20:12:16Z")

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Mean people suck!

Nice people swallow!

Creative people gargle!

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