# People That Look Like Their First Names

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [December 14, 2005, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666 "2005-12-14T23:47:09Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)
#### Post date: [December 14, 2005, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666/1 "2005-12-14T23:47:09Z")

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I think I look like someone with my name would look like. And all three of my boys look _exactly_ like what you’d think someone with their names would look.

Scott- the oldest. Thick, dark hair, glasses, stocky build. Very mature, responsible, stoic, smart, loving, and generous.

Jamie- the middlest. So cute, with huge blue eyes and long, dark lashes, dimples, olive skin. Fun-loving, risk-taking, brings a lot of laughter and light. Just like a Jamie.

Nathan- the baby. Strawberry-blonde, whitewhite skin, freckles and a button nose. Loves school and learning, thinks he’s a miniature Man. So very Nathan.

I wonder, how did I know what they were going to be like when I named them? Or maybe now that I know them I associate their qualities with their names.

Do you look like your name? Do your kids?

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### Author: ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2005, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666/2 "2005-12-15T00:20:28Z")

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I think I look like a “[Jenny](http://www.flickr.com/photos/misnomer971/sets/603396/).” I’ve always thought that my name suited me. 🙂

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### Author: ![Rhinocerous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f14d63/32.png) [@Rhinocerous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhinocerous)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2005, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666/3 "2005-12-15T00:42:33Z")

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> [@Misnomer](#):
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> I think I look like a “[Jenny](http://www.flickr.com/photos/misnomer971/sets/603396/).” I’ve always thought that my name suited me. 🙂

Nah, you look like a “Gail.”

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### Author: ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666/4 "2005-12-15T00:48:33Z")

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Nah, Gails are blonde and have pointy noses. She looks like a Jenny!

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### Author: ![Rhinocerous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f14d63/32.png) [@Rhinocerous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhinocerous)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2005, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666/5 "2005-12-15T00:51:32Z")

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> [@trublmakr](#):
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> Nah, Gails are blonde and have pointy noses. She looks like a Jenny!

Well if Gail doesn’t work, how about Blanche?

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### Author: ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2005, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666/6 "2005-12-15T01:03:10Z")

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Not Blanche! They have gray hair and wear their glasses on a chain, with a sweater-set.

If not Jenny, she’d be a Trina, a Julie, or a Carla.

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### Author: ![Rhinocerous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f14d63/32.png) [@Rhinocerous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhinocerous)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666/7 "2005-12-15T01:07:24Z")

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I know, I was just kidding. She doesn’t look like a Gail or a Blanche. Definitely looks like a Jenny, and if not Jenny, a Cindy, Nicole, or Jessica.

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### Author: ![Rhinocerous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f14d63/32.png) [@Rhinocerous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhinocerous)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2005, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666/8 "2005-12-15T01:09:01Z")

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Trinas are blonde and gangly, with big foreheads, and Carlas are short, old, with curly hair (Cheers influence quite strong).

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### Author: ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2005, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666/9 "2005-12-15T03:14:41Z")

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Wow, look at what happens when I leave y’all alone for a little while! 😉 I thought for sure that when I came back to this thread there would be a slew of other photos and names.

So, when do I see _your_ pics/learn your first names? 😃

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### Author: ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2005, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666/10 "2005-12-15T03:30:55Z")

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Ok, [I’ll play](http://www.flickr.com/photos/88529397@N00/). I figure I look enough like the Jen I’m supposed to be, but for some reason I get Isabelle a lot. I’m called Michelle all the time, too. Can’t figure it out.

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### Author: ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2005, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666/11 "2005-12-15T03:47:58Z")

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Okay, I’ll post mine, too, since I started the thread. Now all the stalkers will know all the names of my family, aagh!  
Do you think I look like a Rebecca ?

A lot of people call me Rachel, though, which is weird, because everyone knows that Rachels have long, thick, naturally red hair, and freckles, and they’re big-time Earth Mothers.

And **Antigen** , you should double-check your birth certificate. You are definitely a Julie.

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### Author: ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2005, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666/12 "2005-12-15T03:49:42Z")

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You know, I have never ever seen another Angelique (I know they exist and are usually much more ethnic than I); so, I’m going to have to say that I set the standard for what makes an ‘Angelique’.

[Learn the Angelique, people!](http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d4/diosabellissima/Picture20008.jpg)

Ok, I kid I kid. That was my bad ass “Super Llama of Doom” face, though.

[This was taken a few minutes ago. \<jerk\> :cough: on my balcony here in Mexico :cough: \</jerk\>](http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0TwABA9MXMrfuPo!BTL!ux3*P8MmK0wlMUqverbJpb36zCEhJ*5tQnTUr9oLFQsneEdPyeEVXRL1Ra7AqeGx6BT46X3iqytYxDJV*Lnywjm4quVCrftg*!Q/Mexico%20092.jpg?dc=4675551809092530798)

I figure I can’t be ‘Angel’ (my nickname), because I don’t look nearly enough like a stripper (much to the dismay of my ex boyfriends). I think Angelique is quite fitting.

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### Author: ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2005, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666/13 "2005-12-15T03:55:07Z")

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I dunno if I look like a [Beth](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/varishna/Beth.jpg) or not, but I can’t imagine being called anything else.

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### Author: ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2005, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666/14 "2005-12-15T04:07:56Z")

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**Sausage Creature** , you’re a Beth all the way.

**And DiosaBellissima** , you’ve got to stay “Angel”, because you look like trouble.  
It’s like calling a huge doberman “Tiny” - the incongruousness is perfection. 🙂

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### Author: ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666/15 "2005-12-15T05:34:38Z")

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> [@Antigen](#):
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> **Sausage Creature** , you’re a Beth all the way.

Good Og, no. Haven’t you read Little Women? Beth is sweet, but mousey. That is a Jules (for Julie) if I have ever seen one.

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### Author: ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2005, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666/16 "2005-12-15T07:05:08Z")

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I was going to not mention my name and see what name and see what name people thought suited me, but I’ve been told many times that I look nothing like a [Julie](http://www.flickr.com/photos/26524276@N00/73740989/)

Apologies for the awful picture, it was only taken (on a pocket pc cam) to show someone my new haircolor.

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### Author: ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2005, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666/17 "2005-12-15T07:40:45Z")

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This thread might produce interesting results if people didn’t give their names and then asked what name they looked like. I wonder if we’d get any hits?

I’m not gonna do that 'cuz my name is no secret anyway. [I doubt I look like what you’d expect.](http://photobucket.com/albums/v630/MarleyS/Me/?action=view&current=Standard.jpg)

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### Author: ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2005, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666/18 "2005-12-15T08:00:05Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> I’m not gonna do that 'cuz my name is no secret anyway. [I doubt I look like what you’d expect.](http://photobucket.com/albums/v630/MarleyS/Me/?action=view&current=Standard.jpg)

Hmm, I’m getting a real Morley vibe from you. Maybe Harley. Or possibly Markey. Am I close?

Who am [we](http://home.hawaii.rr.com/osirisorigins/Pics/We.gif) anyway?

The hard thing is my name is so dang rare you’d never get unless you know. Osiris. But I just finally got around to fixing my site. Finally deleted the map of the Sea of Cecil 2 years after I left the place.

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### Author: ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2005, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666/19 "2005-12-15T08:04:14Z")

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> [@Fern Forest](#):
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> Hmm, I’m getting a real Morley vibe from you. Maybe Harley. Or possibly Markey. Am I close?
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> Who am [we](http://home.hawaii.rr.com/osirisorigins/Pics/We.gif) anyway?
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> The hard thing is my name is so dang rare you’d never get unless you know. Osiris. But I just finally got around to fixing my site. Finally deleted the map of the Sea of Cecil 2 years after I left the place.

Huh, I was gonna say Steve.

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### Author: ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)
#### Post date: [December 15, 2005, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-look-like-their-first-names/335666/20 "2005-12-15T08:57:54Z")

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Our Prime Minister looks _exactly_ like a [Jan-Peter Balkenende](http://www2.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-06/02/xin_14060202073195231471.jpg)

Poor guy.

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