# People that refer to themselves as an animal

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 6, 1999, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735 "1999-12-06T19:08:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/21 "1999-12-06T20:41:00Z")

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I still think it might be close enough for a trademark infringement lawsuit. Actually, I kind of like it. It’s reminiscent of your altercations with the Mods.

i.e. you got a bit burnt, came back in a different form but are still retain some of your old persona. It works on a couple levels. Nice.

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“Some people are worried about the difference between right and wrong. I’m worried about the difference between wrong and fun.”  
~P.J. O’Rourke~

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/22 "1999-12-06T20:51:00Z")

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Yeah, yeah, KO, the Chinese food was a real knee slapper.

Hey, I never claimed that your tummy could get full from eating pussy. . er, I mean kittens.

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\>^,^\<  
KITTEN  
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.

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**Author:** ![The\_LION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_LION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_LION)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/23 "1999-12-06T20:57:00Z")

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K/O  
Glad to hear that she is hanging in there.  
I am keeping my fingers crossed and saying a prayer for her.  
Have a happy holiday.

Peace  
T lion

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" I Wonder What Happens When I push THIS Button? "

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**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/24 "1999-12-06T21:28:00Z")

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[razzberry]I can state with all certainty that our newest “cat”, CatRimbaud, is actually named “Cat”.[/razzberry]

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“…all the prettiest girls live in Des Moines…”  
–Jack Kerouac, _On the Road_

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**Author:** ![Bug\_Vomit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Bug\_Vomit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bug_Vomit)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/25 "1999-12-06T23:17:00Z")

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What on earth could a UserName have to do with one’s self-esteem?

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 1999, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/26 "1999-12-06T23:23:00Z")

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Please forgive me for being tardy answering you KO, when the Lion is home he has first shot at the computer.

Why did I start out as Lioness ? Well , I was born July 29, that makes me a Leo, since I am female, I decided to go with Lioness.

Lioness’ are very strong creatures, KO, they hunt to provide for their prides, not to mention the fact that they are beautiful.

## Now are you looking for a fight or do you just have your shorts in a knot again ?

Ayesha - Lioness

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There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine  
(Thomas A. Edison)

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**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/27 "1999-12-07T00:05:00Z")

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…just exercising my priviledge to state my opinion and to rant…you can relate…no?

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**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/28 "1999-12-07T00:07:00Z")

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BTW Ayesha,

I wouldn’t worry too much about getting your shot at computer time because as the song tells us, “the lion sleeps tonight”…awingawack awingawack awingawack awingawack…

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/29 "1999-12-07T00:27:00Z")

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Well yes you have every right to state your opinion, and to vent. Just trying to figure out what you were looking for since there are a few posters here with animal names.

Whitewolf, Falcon, and of course Lion and I.

Oh and my Lion doesn’t sleep tonight, he works tonight !

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Ayesha - Lioness

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There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine  
(Thomas A. Edison)

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**Author:** ![Pooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dbc845/32.png) [@Pooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pooch)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/30 "1999-12-07T00:48:00Z")

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Go ahead, kick me.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/31 "1999-12-07T01:23:00Z")

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Would the Pooch like a piece of chicken? I’ve got barbeque and Krispy Original to choose from. 😉

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/32 "1999-12-07T01:39:00Z")

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If he’s **really** “Krispy Original”; does this mean he’s a Kentucky Fried Chickenshit?  
What, no crop circle posts, fella?

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Save The Endangered Jackalope! Send Cash Now! If You Do This, I Will Use The Cash To Save Any Jackalope That I Happen To Find! Send Cash Now! Before It’s Too Late! My Bills, I Mean **The Jackalope’s Bills** Are Due The 15th Of The Month!  
_This has been a message from the Illuminated Committee To Save The Jackalope. Fnord._

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**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/33 "1999-12-07T02:16:00Z")

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As far as I’m concerned you can feed all chihuahuas and other small yiping mutts to the coyotes, wolves and bears.  
Big dogs are cool; yipers should be pen wipers.

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**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/34 "1999-12-07T02:20:00Z")

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Sorry about that, people; I meant to post that on another thread.  
However, since I’m here …  
I think it’s a pretty stupid question. I’m sure people have a variety of reasons for assuming their noms de Internets. FYI, Smartypants, mine is a name I have used for years on WFIU-FM (103.7)'s “Ether Game.”  
And not all of us assume a feline as a totem.

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The Coyote gnaws …  
but he does not swallow.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 1999, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/35 "1999-12-07T14:37:00Z")

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I think some of you people are taking this way too seriously. I’m certain it’s meant to be humorous. Well, I’m laughin’ anyway.

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“Some people are worried about the difference between right and wrong. I’m worried about the difference between wrong and fun.”  
~P.J. O’Rourke~

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**Author:** ![Pooch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dbc845/32.png) [@Pooch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pooch)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 1999, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/36 "1999-12-08T06:18:00Z")

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On the other hand, I have been perusing posts by posters with handles from history and literature to find if they have high-esteem–perhaps even inflated egos. (Evil Ghandi; hansel; Democritus; Boris B; Phaedrus; Rousseau)

I am having trouble placing Curious George. Would that be classed under animal, or literature? Also, is it Homer as in Simpson or Homer as in Greek poet?

Next, I will be studying Food & Drink: Cabbage; Uncle Beer; KrispyOriginal; orangecakes; Sake Samuurai; LemonGrl, followed by Self-incriminating names: PurpleCrackWhore, Body Parts: kellibelli and The Defeatists: SaDkOrNyGuY

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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 1999, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/37 "1999-12-08T17:26:00Z")

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meow

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so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos

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**Author:** ![eden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f9b8f/32.png) [@eden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eden)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 1999, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/38 "1999-12-08T17:56:00Z")

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Ooh! Ooh! I’ve been waiting for this opportunity…

::clears throat::

You know, ol’ Bug Vomit’s got a point…

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**Author:** ![eden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5f9b8f/32.png) [@eden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eden)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 1999, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/39 "1999-12-08T17:57:00Z")

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And to the OP: I wouldn’t be so judgmental if I were you, Krispy…at least they’re naming themselves for animate objects.

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**Author:** ![SINsApple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SINsApple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SINsApple)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/40 "1999-12-09T00:09:00Z")

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## Why the assumption that a handle means jack squat about a person? Most people seem to choose handles because they sound cool, or it was a nickname given to them by someone else. And besides who are you (or really anyone) to condemn a person’s handle? That is what they chose, they have a reason, isn’t that enough? BTW: I like your Tori Amos signature Psyc. “Boy you best pray that I bleed real soon, how’s that thought for you?”

“I celebrate myself, and sing myself, and what I assume you shall assume, for every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.” --Whitman

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