# People that refer to themselves as an animal

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 6, 1999, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735 "1999-12-06T19:08:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/41 "1999-12-09T01:39:00Z")

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Thanx SIN. I agree with you on why people choose nicks. FYI- I chose mine for a SONG. Being a huge Tom Jones fan. What’s New, Pussycat? and Psylocke an x-men character.

I suppose I could have looked over at the breakfast nook and thought “Oh ‘Charms Lucky’, how witty!” Guess I’m just not the domestic type…

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so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/42 "1999-12-09T06:09:00Z")

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{{Seriously though, we have people proclaiming themselves to be kittens, cats, lions, and lionesses…what gives? Why does no one claim to represent elephants?

What is the psychology behind the feline associations?}}

As a matter of fact, I was seriously considering using Elephant’s Child (as in the Kipling story) as a handle. However, since I had been a mod over on the SD site on AOL, and people knew me by this name, I decided to keep it.

## And of course, one of my nicknames is “the packrat”, referring to my purse and my files.

Lynn the Packrat

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**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/43 "1999-12-09T06:37:00Z")

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Just to clear things up- I do not claim to be a cow. I do, however, claim to be _the_ cow god. Got a problem with that? If so, please feel free to call me at 1-800-FUCK-OFF!

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“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,  
But they don’t realize how hard it is  
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”  
– Calvin and Hobbes  
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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/44 "1999-12-09T16:17:00Z")

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Imthecowgodmoo: I tried calling that number of yours, and I must say, I’ve never heard a cow chew cud _and_ snicker at me at the same time…

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/45 "1999-12-09T17:44:00Z")

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Don’t forget about the penguins! I just thought the little guy was cute, that’s all.

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**Author:** ![Wolf\_of\_Were](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/59ef9b/32.png) [@Wolf\_of\_Were](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf_of_Were)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 1999, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/46 "1999-12-09T20:51:00Z")

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???  
You believe that a persons screenname, if it has an animal affiliation, is a hint of low self-esteem? That is about as prejudiced as saying that if your name starts with the letter Q that it is a hint that you are homosexual…  
Just how many people who have names with animal affiliation do you know that have low self-esteem? How about without it? The odds are that their screen name makes no difference. They choose that name due to an understanding of that creature, or similarity of it to themselves. Why did you choose your name Krispy? The same reason - you preferred it - is what you will receive from animal-affiliation named people.

./^\_/^\

\< o | o \>  
.\<\_ | \_\>  
…\U/

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**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\
**Post date:** [December 10, 1999, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/47 "1999-12-10T04:03:00Z")

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My last name is an animal; I can’t help it.

I just got off the phone with a Russian guy whose last name translates into “Chicken”

at least we’re real animals, unlike the mythical animal our college chose as a new mascot. . .

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**Author:** ![PitBullDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@PitBullDawg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PitBullDawg)\
**Post date:** [December 29, 1999, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/48 "1999-12-29T10:41:00Z")

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Because I like pit bulls. Not because I want to appear tough. Besides after reading this —\> [http://www.dogzone.com/stats/apbt.htm](http://www.dogzone.com/stats/apbt.htm) and seeing how perfectly it fit me, plus the fact that I own pit bulls… Ok maybe it is stupid… Maybe I’m just another dork on the net. My dog loves me though. :-p

Pit

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 1999, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/49 "1999-12-30T03:05:00Z")

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“Another dork on the net”----yes.

And we’re all very glad that your dog love you, Pits.

\<font size=1\>That’s one, at least…\</font\>

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“Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung

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**Author:** ![cleosia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@cleosia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cleosia)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 1999, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/50 "1999-12-30T21:33:00Z")

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To pitbulldawg:

I always thought pit bulls had an undeserved reputation. I figured it was stupid owners, not vicious dogs that where the root of the problem. About 2 months ago my daughter went to the vet with a cat and came home with a pit bull in addition. (The owner was having it put to sleep for no good reason.) He’s a real smush, so if you had picked pitbulldawg to look tough, you’ld have a hard sell here! (BTW, he’s two years old, this is his third home and apparently, we’re the first ones to train him. Tell me the dogs are the problem)

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**Author:** ![Boris\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/fbc32d/32.png) [@Boris\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boris_B)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 1999, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/51 "1999-12-31T01:01:00Z")

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I have nothing to add to this, other than to complement you all on everything. If I may recall:

“What’s a UserName got to do with self-esteem?” - Bug Vomit

The “hot dish” / “you big flirt” exchange between Krispy and Diane.

Diane feeling the need to tell us that she didn’t pull a kitten out of her…

You guys are great.

By the way, “Boris B” is the Assyrian word for a certain type of house pet, which was once possible in Mesopotamia.

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**Author:** ![PitBullDawg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@PitBullDawg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PitBullDawg)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 1999, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/52 "1999-12-31T05:00:00Z")

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cleosia: Good for you for rescuing a good dog! You’re right, pit bulls aren’t the problem, the owners are! But that pretty much goes for most dogs.

My pit is a very sweet affectionate dog and he loves people. Thank gawd he looks scary because I really wander if he would just let someone in and show them where all my stuff is as long as he got some attention out of it. Of course he’s been pampered his entire life and I’m not sure he knows he’s a dog.

Thanks for a voice of sanity and reason, cleosia. btw- check out my new addition. He should arrive next wednesday. I saw him on the net and I had to rescue him. Poor doggie.  
[http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/6042/sarge.html](http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/6042/sarge.html)

Ciao!

Pit

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The ever insensitive, politically incorrect PitBullDawg. Political correctness is a disease. Cure it with the truth.

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 1999, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/53 "1999-12-31T23:42:00Z")

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I incorporated “Kat” into my name because:

1.) I love cats  
2.) The first three letters of my name are Kat  
3.) My dad used to call my Kitty, Kitten, and Kit-Kat  
4.) I really love cats

However, after reading this, I’m considering changing my username:

> [@](#):
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> Why did I start out as Lioness ? Well , I was born July 29, that makes me a Leo, since I am female, I decided to go with Lioness.

I was born July 13 which makes me a Cancer. Yes, I am a blight, a Cancer, on the face of this board. Mwahahahahah!

Or I could go with Crabby Girl. My husband would probably agree with that one.

Or I could give a nod to the Neverending Story and go with Moon Child, since that’s what the newspaper calls us to avoid hurting our little Cancer feelings. But then I’d be abandoning the animal theme.

Thanks, KO and Ayesha, for opening my eyes to a world of possibilities, but I’ll stick with Kat (no, GREAT KAT!) for now 😉

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“I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it,” Jack Handy

[The Kat House](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/home.htm)  
[Join the FSH Webring](http://members.aol.com/gr8kat1/KatGen/fshwebring.htm)

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**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2000, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/54 "2000-01-01T15:54:00Z")

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Then you have User Names like mine which have historie to them from somewhere else on the net (IRC, and it’s too long for this thread).

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2000, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/55 "2000-01-04T03:22:00Z")

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Or you could name yourself after a super-hero you invented, who was himself named after the fact that the glowing yellow contrail he left in the sky when he flew around made him look somewhat like a tracer bullet.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/56 "2000-01-09T23:09:00Z")

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What’s the psychological profile of someone who names themself after religion (be it past or present)?

Satan, Athena, Eve… who am I forgetting?

I think a serious study should be done in the classification of usernames and a potential common thread per group.

Not by me though.

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“I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”

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**Author:** ![The\_Ryan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7feea3/32.png) [@The\_Ryan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ryan)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/57 "2000-01-10T22:53:00Z")

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Krispy Original  
Member 01:35 PM

> [@](#):
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> I looked over at the kitchen counter one day while trying to dream up a fifth handle…

C#3, M#7,what were the other two?

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**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/58 "2000-01-10T23:08:00Z")

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The Ryan,

To answer your question:

\*After Contestant #3 was banned, I became Martyr #7

\*Then after Martyr #7 was banned, I was Cheiflaffitup

\*Then after Cheiflaffitup was banned, I was Fantastic User

\*Then after Fantastic User was banned, I became Krispy Original

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Krispy Original – voted SDMB’s 19th most popular poster (1999)

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/59 "2000-01-11T19:34:00Z")

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I just had to say that that is a pretty impressive list of bannings when all is said and done.

Mullinator - not an animal name. Come to think of it, not really much of a name at all.

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You can feel free to call me Mr. Tied for 26th place on the favorite poster’s list.

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**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2000, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-that-refer-to-themselves-as-an-animal/3735/60 "2000-01-11T21:08:00Z")

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It’s a movie.  
I like it.  
My esteem has never been better.

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