# people who are adicted to four letter words **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 19, 2002, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475 "2002-04-19T07:06:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475/41 "2002-04-19T20:06:42Z")
Ya know what, fuck em if they can’t take a joke. Would you rather listen to my scream of inhocerent rage or me swear… The choice is yours. But if I were you, I’d pick the choice that resulted in seeing less of my tonsils and less flying spittle ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475/42 "2002-04-19T20:55:21Z")
**Sofa King** , would you mind fucking off (hey, SEVEN letters!)? We all know you miss the days when the Pit was where you came to get a new asshole ripped open, but these are the Naughties - A New Era. We can rip eachother new assholes while being nice. It’s called “class.” Get on board while you can. Deeward’s driving. I mean really… PHUQ! ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475/43 "2002-04-19T21:15:43Z")
Drop the first two letters and send me some pictures, and I’ll consider it. ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475/44 "2002-04-19T21:19:58Z")
Belgium! ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475/45 "2002-04-19T21:55:44Z")
UQ? www.uq.edu.au/ ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475/46 "2002-04-19T22:02:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by deeward \* > \*\* > It’s especially poisonous when any form of media says those words in every fouth sentence that’s spoken. > \*\* I understand what you’re getting at, but I just have it ingrained in my beanie little head that “media” = “news media”. Which got me to dreaming … Tom Brokaw: "Today in the fucking Middle East, that prick Yassir Arafat sent another goddamned suicide bomber, into that shithole, the Gaza strip. There were assholes and forskins all over the place. Experts believe that sooner or later, that piece of shit Sharon is going take hold of that fucking scumbag Arafat, rip off his fucking head, and shove it up his own ass, tablecloth and all. In entertainment news, that skanky cooz Brittney Spears …" ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475/47 "2002-04-19T22:49:14Z")
[hijack]I hate the word “muff”. It seems to imply something hairy, and that is such a major, MAJOR turn off … gah! This has been a pointless hijack.[/hijack] I like swear words. I have a pretty decent sized vocab’lary, like, but there is a time and place for everything and profanity has its place. ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2002, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475/48 "2002-04-19T23:50:20Z")
Og sort rubbish! deeward go in bin! ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475/49 "2002-04-20T00:08:15Z")
**Jack** , you fucking slay me! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![coosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@coosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coosa)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475/50 "2002-04-20T01:09:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by deeward \* > \*\*I’m at war against society , and have been for many years. Beleive me; it is at war with me too. \*\* Perhaps it’s time for you to consider surrendering? ---
**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475/51 "2002-04-20T01:48:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by deeward \* > \*\*I’m at war against society , and have been for many years. Beleive me; it is at war with me too. \*\* PRESIDENT OF SOCIETY: The good people of Seattle, Washington and and the rest of our country will eventually recover from the tragedy that so gripped our nation, and tested our cultural taste. And remember, in the war against **deeward** , you either stand with us or against us. _SOCIETY CONGRESS rises up and gives a standing ovation._ ENGLEBERT HUMPERDINCK: (yelling) I am Englebert Humperdinck, and _I_ stand with **deeward**! _PRESIDENT OF SOCIETY gives a subtle hand gesture. HUMPERDINCK escorted from chamber by unsmiling Secret Society Service guards._. PRESIDENT OF SOCIETY (turning to Speaker of the House): I thought he was dead? SPEAKER: No, you’re thinking of the guy he stole the name from. PRESIDENT OF SOCIETY: Oh. You mean Chris Sarandon is _dead_! Holy shit, I saw that movie again only a week ago! SPEAKER (shaking his head sadly): Just finish your speech, Mr. President. ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475/52 "2002-04-20T16:40:28Z")
Thanks Jack. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Minor\_Irritant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Minor\_Irritant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minor_Irritant)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475/53 "2002-04-20T20:52:19Z")
Is it just me, or is posting an anti-profanity rant in the Pit akin to posting vegetarian recipes in an abbatoir? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475/54 "2002-04-20T20:56:20Z")
More like shouting _(insert you know which word here)_ at O.J. Simpson. ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2002, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475/55 "2002-04-20T21:09:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by coosa \* > \*\* > Perhaps it’s time for you to consider surrendering? \*\* [Galaxy Quest] Never give up! Never surrender! [/Galaxy Quest] ---
**Author:** ![emmy66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/85f322/32.png) [@emmy66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emmy66)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475/56 "2002-04-21T00:30:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kuroashi \* > I’ll have you know that shit and fuck have been around a lot longer than you or I. How else can we explain all the problems in the world and half the global population, respectively? Only **half**? Are the rest clones or something? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475/57 "2002-04-21T04:02:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Billy Baroo \* > You complete me. Fucking A+ ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475/58 "2002-04-21T04:09:49Z")
JACK! DEAN! TYLER! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475/59 "2002-04-21T04:45:51Z")
Watch a lot of Quentin Tarantino movies, **deeward**?😃 ---
**Author:** ![kuroashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9a140/32.png) [@kuroashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kuroashi)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2002, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475/60 "2002-04-21T10:17:54Z")
No, the other half are the product of either divine conception or whoopie. Whoopie is not fucking. Whoop you, motherwhooper [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-adicted-to-four-letter-words/104475.md?page=4)