# People who are going to hell

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-going-to-hell/258239>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 4, 2004, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-going-to-hell/258239 "2004-08-04T03:17:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 5

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**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-going-to-hell/258239/81 "2004-08-09T15:32:57Z")

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People who don’t change the toilet paper roll when they use the last of the previous roll.  
People who chew with their mouths open.  
The assholes who rev their souped-up penises … uh, I mean pick-ups … past my house and my office 24/7. (Damn, I wish I were that cool! :rolleyes: )  
My step-mother.

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**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-going-to-hell/258239/82 "2004-08-09T18:42:16Z")

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> [@rockle](#):
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> Alas, I _am_ female, but our happiness is doomed from the start, as I am a **Red Sox** fan, and therefore I am destined to always hate you. My hatred of Rawjah goes _way_ back.

Well hello there, **rockle**.

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**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-going-to-hell/258239/83 "2004-08-09T19:11:14Z")

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> [@NinjaChick](#):
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> Unfortunately, my manager firmly believes that that’s horrendous customer service and would be utterly ticked off if I tried it.

Ask him (her) which is worth more:  
A) One customer who’s irritated because you interrupted her phone call + a dozen customers pissed at you for humoring her.  
-OR-  
B) One customer irritated because you moved on and a dozen extremely happy, satisfied customers who are privately thinking you are they’re hero and this is best Subway EVAR!!!

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [August 9, 2004, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-are-going-to-hell/258239/84 "2004-08-09T19:54:08Z")

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> [@yellowval](#):
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> People who don’t change the toilet paper roll when they use the last of the previous roll.

My daughter did that over the weekend.

I marched her right back in the bathroom and made her replace it. She’s 12, she should know better.

The racing bicyclists who ride three abreast down a two lane road with a double yellow line. I cannot pass you safely, and you ignore my horn honks. Find another place to practice.

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