# People who can't park tick you off...?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-cant-park-tick-you-off/86043>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 8, 2001, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-cant-park-tick-you-off/86043 "2001-10-08T03:54:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Sasquatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@Sasquatch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sasquatch)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-cant-park-tick-you-off/86043/1 "2001-10-08T03:54:04Z")

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Tired of people taking up two or three spaces in a parking lot because they simply can’t grasp the concept that their vehicle should be BETWEEN THE YELLOW LINES? Say no more! Keep a stack of these in your vehicle and pop one under the windshield of the offender! Everybody wins!

[http://www.flavacountry.com/junk/yourparking.jpg](http://www.flavacountry.com/junk/yourparking.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-cant-park-tick-you-off/86043/2 "2001-10-08T05:34:38Z")

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Cute. But do you have any fake parking tickets that will upset them for a minute?

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**Author:** ![Iconoclast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b77776/32.png) [@Iconoclast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iconoclast)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-cant-park-tick-you-off/86043/3 "2001-10-08T05:39:50Z")

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I’m tired of people who think the sidewalk is a parking lot. That is why I spit on their door handles. A nice sticky surprise for them!

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**Author:** ![Critical1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-cant-park-tick-you-off/86043/4 "2001-10-08T07:15:52Z")

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how about the assholes who take up 4 spaces in a lot by parking on the x that the face to face spaces make? yeah I LOVE to park my roach 2inches from the drivers door while on my way to a 12 hour shift.

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**Author:** ![RalfCoder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@RalfCoder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RalfCoder)\
**Post date:** [October 8, 2001, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-who-cant-park-tick-you-off/86043/5 "2001-10-08T12:28:17Z")

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Someone with a big-ass cadillac parked straddling the lines in the parking ramp I use here at work. I left a note on the windshield that read something like, “Sorry about the scratches. I thought there was room to park next to you.”