Yep, too much TP.
You’re right that we don’t really know how much TP he uses, although you’d think he’d know just by having kids and a family, and living 50+ years. It’s also pretty embarrassing for him, so if he even suspected too much TP, he’d probably use it more sparingly when out of his home.
You dont have a low flow toilet, do you?
No, and he doesn’t always have to “go” when he comes over (which might be like twice a year). I’ve just known him for decades. So like while the rest of my friends may have clogged like 3 toilets in our lives combined, he’s probably at around 20 all by himself. Not exact numbers, but just to give you a sense.
I use to much toilet paper, and i rarely clog toilets. When i do, it’s because of an unusually large turd, not the paper.
(I did have one friend with a terrible toilet, and i often clogged that one. Fortunately, he left a plunger next to it. But in general, i don’t have an issue with clogging toilets.)
I would think the variety of bacteria living in your gut has a huge impact on the quality of your stool. Those little things can ferment fiber and regulate water.
~Max
I eat a lot of meat, and don’t clog toilets. So while eating a lot of meat when you’re not used to it might have that effect, it seems unlikely to be the sole cause if it’s part of the ordinary diet.
I once shared a household with a couple of large young men eating high fiber diets. The size of the turds was definitely an issue.
Yeah, I would think that high fiber diets would be more likely to cause clogs. Fiber absorbs water and, depending on the type of fiber, expands like a sponge or turns to a gel. Although I must say that I’ve been drinking a heaping spoonful of Metamucil every night for the last 30 years, and I’ve literally only once clogged a toilet, which I think was more an issue with a previous user of the toilet.
This is probably not the primary issue, which is more likely to be heavy TP use (despite denials that this is the case), and/or large, firm poops, but…
If one or more of the toilets in question were manufactured in the mid '90s to the mid 2000s, it might be in part a toilet issue. That was when the U.S. first mandated “low-flush” toilets for homes (which use 1.6 gallons of water versus 3-3.5 or more in the old ones). The first-generation low-flush toilets were often the same design as the old ones, but just filled to a lower level; they tended to have weak flushing, and more easily clogged. Toilet manufacturers eventually figured out design improvements to improve the power of a flush despite the lower water volume.
Interesting, as I think most people old enough know the difference. There is a clear lower force of flush with those types of toilets. Thankfully they don’t seem to be around much these days. Although I still see some that have that half-flush option, which makes no sense to me.
For liquids only. Makes perfect sense.
My parents still live in the house we moved into in 1975; at some point in the late '90s, they had to replace the toilet. It’s still one of those weak low-flush models, and it will clog if you just say the word “toilet paper” in its vicinity. ![]()
I mostly see those in public restrooms, and as @commasense notes, the “half flush” is meant for flushing the toilet when it contains no solids.
I think it just dilutes the toilet water, but doesn’t completely “flush” it. So a higher proportion of urine still remains vs. a full flush.
I have the internet to thank for teaching me about the “poop knife.” I had never heard anything like it previously. Apparently you have a “poop stick.” ![]()
lol, my first thought as well.
Gives the ubiquitous term “hot shit on a stick” a new meaning. Don’t it? ![]()
He probably means he doesn’t use more than he needs to get clean. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t have unusual cleaning needs.
When my son was being potty-trained, I taught him to flush every two wipes, when I noticed he was taking a bit extra to get clean.