# People whose names you like

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [March 7, 2005, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328 "2005-03-07T06:46:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328/21 "2005-03-07T15:02:25Z")

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I met a guy name \*\*Jersey \*\* recently. Jerz. I thought that was pretty cool. Even though it’s a bit cow-esque. Still cool though.

I agree with OP Hilary Swank. It’s cool and it suits her too. She is very swank!

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328/22 "2005-03-07T15:02:27Z")

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Roger Mycock

Roger Bumpass is the voice for Squidward, so I haven’t decided if his name is a stage name or a real name. but it is great!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328/23 "2005-03-07T15:05:57Z")

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> [@Shirley Ujest](#):
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> Roger Mycock
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> Roger Bumpass is the voice for Squidward, so I haven’t decided if his name is a stage name or a real name. but it is great!

Heh. I made up the name Roger Roundley for a character in a script idea I have.

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**Author:** ![Mississippienne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mississippienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mississippienne)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328/24 "2005-03-07T16:38:52Z")

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My best friend from college is named Varuni, for the Hindu goddess of wine. Madisyn, MacKayla, and Tiffani can’t say they were named for a goddess.

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**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328/25 "2005-03-07T16:53:38Z")

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[Increase Mather](http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/salem/ASA_INC.HTM).

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**Author:** ![Indygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Indygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Indygrrl)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328/26 "2005-03-07T17:25:54Z")

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Sabine Strohem, from the Griffin and Sabine books by Nick Bantock.

I love that name, Sabine.

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**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328/27 "2005-03-07T17:35:51Z")

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> [@Tentacle Monster](#):
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> I went through Basic with the guy with the Coolest Name In The World: Malachi J. Blade.

Malachi J. Blade? Malachi J. Blade!

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. Malachi J. Blade. Every time I say it aloud, it gets _cooler_ and _awesomer_.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328/28 "2005-03-07T18:07:30Z")

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I’m not sure if I like **Benecio del Toro** because it’s a cool name or because I like his acting. Maybe it’s both.

Englebert Humperdink. It’s so awful it’s come around full circle to actually being cool.

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**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328/29 "2005-03-07T19:01:33Z")

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**lieu** , it’s _Eng **el** bert_. You don’t want **deeward** coming around to kick your ass.

I just remembered a great name I made up. It’s truly the greatest name ever, and I will share it with you now:

Astorn Jabooby Mustafucter

Please get my permission before using this name for your children. It’s my responsibility to decide if they’re worthy of it or not.

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**Author:** ![Thirty-Nine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Thirty-Nine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thirty-Nine)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328/30 "2005-03-07T19:19:06Z")

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Trip Hawkins, founder of EA Games

There’s also a character in the Virgin Suicides called Trip Fontaine, which is even cooler. Yeah, I like the name Trip, despite all it’s eerie sixties connotations.

Lucy Lui

A lot of Anglo/Oriental fusions work really well. Johnny Wu from Kill Bill, anyone?

Anyone with the last name Moriarty is instantly cool.

Ellie Elder is the only noteworthy combination I can think of with my own last name, but I’d never have the nerve to burden a kid with that.

But, in summary, it’s hard to beat Malachi J. Blade. Jesus may want to consider that for his second coming.

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**Author:** ![Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glory)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328/31 "2005-03-07T19:23:48Z")

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The star of the new hit, Lost - Evangeline Lilly

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328/32 "2005-03-07T19:24:47Z")

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Camille Paglia

Just say it a few times - how could you not fall in love with a woman named Camille Paglia?

The fact that the real Camille Paglia is a twat and a half has to be forgotten or the magic evaporates.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328/33 "2005-03-07T19:55:11Z")

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Gwen Stefani, exotic but pronouncable.

Johnny Damon, because it smacks of Billy Badass.

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**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328/34 "2005-03-07T20:04:49Z")

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I love the name “Lolita Davidovich.” My hat’s off to this spunky gal for using her real name.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328/35 "2005-03-07T20:23:28Z")

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Ooo…just remembered another one: Former _They Eat Their Own_ guitarist [Shark Darkwater](http://www.pricetool.com/content_116747767428).

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**Author:** ![ColonelDax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@ColonelDax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColonelDax)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328/36 "2005-03-07T20:46:27Z")

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I don’t think I can name any movies in which Tuesday Weld appeared, but I’ve always thought she has a terrific name.

One of my colleagues has the surname of Risk, which I think is hilarious for a financial journalist.

And from baseball, who could forget Kenesaw Mountain Landis or Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish?

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**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328/37 "2005-03-07T21:00:47Z")

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Learned Hand.

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**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328/38 "2005-03-07T21:45:23Z")

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[Yakima Canutt](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0134831/) aka Yakima Canute

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**Author:** ![Fretful\_Porpentine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fretful_porpentine/32/2873_2.png) [@Fretful\_Porpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fretful_Porpentine)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328/39 "2005-03-07T22:38:45Z")

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Some random ones from seventeenth-century England:

[Praise-God Barebones](http://www.pepysdiary.com/p/701.php).

Arthur Dent, Puritan and author of _The Plain Man’s Pathway to Heaven_, which was a bestseller in Shakespeare’s day. (Possibly the best name-and-title combo ever.)

Butshead Gorges, a cousin of Sir Walter Raleigh who accompanied him on an expedition to Guiana. (No doubt because he wanted to get as far away from the English-speaking world as possible.)

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-whose-names-you-like/293328/40 "2005-03-07T22:45:50Z")

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Cincinnatti Reds outfielder Adam Dunn hits quite a few home runs. Every time he does, fans say, “Adam Dunn it again!”

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