People with urine on their hands, touching their electronic devices

[dracoi]

@kayaker

When I use a public mensroom I wash, but do not dry, my hands. Then when I go back to my gf/friends I dry my hands on them as proof that I washed.

Reminds me of a paranoid friend I had… possibly I know the OP in real life. Once he said “You did wash your hands right?” and I answered “Of course. See, they’re still wet.”

I think he’s still freaking out about the idea that maybe they weren’t wet because of water.

[Princhester]

@Doctor_Jackson

I don’t generally use my phone while in the toilet, but neither do I leave it outside. Apparently, one of my cow-orkers noticed that I don’t leave my phone at my desk when I go to the restroom. She was horrified.
She: You carry your phone into the bathroom?!?!?
Me: Um, yeah. It stays in my pocket.
She: But it still gets contaminated! And then you put it to your face!!!
Me: I also carry my face into the bathroom, and I keep it right out in the open…

Wait, you don’t wrap your face in TP before using the bathroom? Ewww.