# People you don't expect to see naked, naked **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 27, 2006, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061 "2006-10-27T02:46:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/1 "2006-10-27T02:46:31Z")
I’m trying to put together a list of several movies that include nude scenes by actors and actresses that you wouldn’t expect to see in the buff. So far, the movies a friend and I have come up with (and the featured nudity) are: SOB (Julie Andrews) Love! Valour! Compassion! (Jason Alexander) The Cooler (William H. Macy) possibly The Adventures of Baron von Munchausen (Uma Thurman (but it’s only a brief boob shot)) Italian Stallion (Sylvester Stalone) Wild Things (Kevin Bacon) my friend came up with this, though I don’t personally think a Kevin Bacon nude scene is all that surprising Something’s Gotta Give (Diane Keaton) What are some others? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/2 "2006-10-27T02:52:27Z")
Isn’t Bacon nude at one point in _Hollow Man_, as well? ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/3 "2006-10-27T02:55:06Z")
I can’t name the movies, but Reese Witherspoon, Katie Holmes, and Anne Hathaway have all done minor nude (well, topless,) scenes. ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/4 "2006-10-27T02:57:26Z")
[QUOTE=The Weird One] Something’s Gotta Give (Diane Keaton) [/QUOTE] Wasn’t Jack Nicholson’s bare butt in that picture, too? Now that was hard to look at! ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/5 "2006-10-27T03:00:16Z")
[QUOTE=The Weird One] Love! Valour! Compassion! (Jason Alexander) [/QUOTE] _weeps_ I am disturbed by the mental image this induced. ---
**Author:** ![Plastic\_Soul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@Plastic\_Soul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plastic_Soul)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/6 "2006-10-27T03:01:15Z")
**Meryl Streep** in The Bridges of Madison County. ---
**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/7 "2006-10-27T03:08:18Z")
Katie Holmes- The Gift (those tatas are wasted on Tom) Anne Hathaway- Brokeback Mountain AND Havok. Luke Perry was nude on OZ… which really surprised me. I thught I would have heard about it sometime in the last few years. No one has mentioned Kathy Bates yet? ---
**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/8 "2006-10-27T03:11:39Z")
Leslie Nielson in Scary Movie 4. To bad he didn’t aim the cannon at his aid. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/9 "2006-10-27T03:12:25Z")
[QUOTE=Tengu] _weeps_ I am disturbed by the mental image this induced. [/QUOTE] He was only wearing an apron and high heels… Your therapist can bill me. ---
**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/10 "2006-10-27T03:28:03Z")
• Burgess Meredith (The Penguin on _Batman_) dancing naked in _Such Good Friends_. • Bill Macy (Arthur on _Maude_) among the nude cast in _Oh! Calcutta!_ ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/11 "2006-10-27T03:32:56Z")
Judi Dench, a Midsummer Night’s Dream Helen Mirren, “Age of Consent” – yummy. I mean, yum-mee. ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/12 "2006-10-27T03:35:55Z")
Kathy Bates, in that Jack Nicholson movie a couple of years ago. ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/13 "2006-10-27T03:38:30Z")
Sir John Gielgud in _Prospero’s Books_. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/14 "2006-10-27T03:43:13Z")
Jessica Tandy in “Camilla.” She must’ve been almost 80 at the time. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/15 "2006-10-27T03:57:17Z")
Robin Williams in “The Fisher King”. Jeff Bridges makes sense. But what’s that hairy little guy running around naked for? ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/16 "2006-10-27T04:06:41Z")
**Ruth Cracknell** in the Australian film [Spider and Rose](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111260/) : she was 70 at the time. ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/17 "2006-10-27T04:09:08Z")
**John Gielgud** in the Peter Greenaway film [Prospero’s Books](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102722/) - he was 87 at the time. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/18 "2006-10-27T05:01:46Z")
Full frontal **Bob Hoskins** in _Mrs Henderson Presents_. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/19 "2006-10-27T05:05:04Z")
[QUOTE=Biffy the Elephant Shrew] Full frontal **Bob Hoskins** in _Mrs Henderson Presents_. [/QUOTE] I read that as _Mrs. Henderson’s Parents_ at first. That was a weird second or two… ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/20 "2006-10-27T05:19:27Z")
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