# People you don't expect to see naked, naked

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 27, 2006, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061 "2006-10-27T02:46:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Wee\_Bairn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/90db22/32.png) [@Wee\_Bairn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wee_Bairn)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/41 "2006-10-27T13:54:57Z")

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Robin Williams wasn’t nude- he was wearing a black mohair bodysuit

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/42 "2006-10-27T13:56:47Z")

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I skimmed, and I don’t think i saw the most horrible thing ever in this thread - Frank Langella’s flopping nutsack in Lolita.

:: shudders ::

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/43 "2006-10-27T13:56:52Z")

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[QUOTE=ftg]  
Robin Williams in “The Fisher King”. Jeff Bridges makes sense. But what’s that hairy little guy running around naked for?  
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Also Robin Williams in _Moscow on the Hudson._

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/44 "2006-10-27T14:00:07Z")

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Jodie Foster in _Catchfire._ Not nearly as impressive as I expected. She dresses very well, I guess.

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/45 "2006-10-27T14:11:22Z")

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[QUOTE=Ethilrist]  
Jodie Foster in _Catchfire._ Not nearly as impressive as I expected. She dresses very well, I guess.  
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She’s topless a bit in _Nell_ as well. And I totally agree.

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**Author:** ![Martha\_Medea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@Martha\_Medea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martha_Medea)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/46 "2006-10-27T14:58:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Struan]  
Damn your nimble fingers **Martha**!  
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Wow, same turn of phrase, too. :eek: Proves my point. “Helen Mirren getting her kit off” is deeply ingrained in the British psyche.

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**Author:** ![Scoundrel\_Swanswater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@Scoundrel\_Swanswater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scoundrel_Swanswater)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/47 "2006-10-27T15:03:23Z")

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[QUOTE=bouv]  
I can’t name the movies, but Reese Witherspoon, Katie Holmes, and Anne Hathaway have all done minor nude (well, topless,) scenes.  
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Can somebody name the movie in which Reese Witherspoon appears nude?  
Inquiring minds \*\*need \*\* to know.

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**Author:** ![Bridget\_Burke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7cd45c/32.png) [@Bridget\_Burke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bridget_Burke)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/48 "2006-10-27T15:21:41Z")

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In their youth, I believe Oliver Reed & Alan Bates may have done several nude scenes.  
But I was surprised by their nude scene together in “Women in Love.” Wrestling, perspiring, lit by flickering firelight…

Surprised & delighted.

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/49 "2006-10-27T15:27:45Z")

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There’s Uma boob in Adventures of Baron von Munchausen?

I once looked at that movie on netflix and rottentomatoes and got the impression it is a kid flick.

Is it not?

Maybe I should see it after all?

-FrL-

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/50 "2006-10-27T15:30:26Z")

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Probably not too suprising to many of you, but my wife and I freaked out a little bit when we saw Ewan McGregor in full frontal nudity in _Young Adam_.

We didn’t really know anything about the movie before seeing it. Good flick, btw!

-FrL-

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/51 "2006-10-27T15:34:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Frylock]  
Probably not too suprising to many of you, but my wife and I freaked out a little bit when we saw Ewan McGregor in full frontal nudity in _Young Adam_.

We didn’t really know anything about the movie before seeing it. Good flick, btw!

-FrL-  
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:eek: I will be _running_, not walking to get this flick. Who cares if it’s good or bad? Who cares if it has a _plot_, for that matter?

:: wipes drool from chin ::

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/52 "2006-10-27T15:38:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Frylock]  
There’s Uma boob in Adventures of Baron von Munchausen?

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Only a fleeting glimpse.

But still worth it.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/53 "2006-10-27T15:45:42Z")

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We don’t need this thread. All that is required is [Home :: Celebrity Movie Archive](http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/) celebritymoviearchive for instance - [Uma Thurman :: Celebrity Movie Archive](http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/name.php/210) Uma Thurman :

\*UmaThurman MadDog&Glory-1.mpg 32.27 MB 2:10  
Uma Thurman showing us her beautiful breasts while laying nude on her back as a guy kisses on her chest and then they have sex. Hi-res DVD capture from Mad Dog & Glory.

UmaThurman MadDog&Glory-2.mpg 8.70 MB 0:35  
Uma Thurman walking topless towards a window, and we see her breast in the reflection as she hugs a guy. Hi-res DVD capture from Mad Dog & Glory.

UmaThurman DangerousLiaisons.mpg 13.09 MB 0:52  
Pulp Fiction star Uma Thurman pulling her night gown off to reveal her amazing breasts, and then laying back as a guy kisses her chest. Hi-res DVD capture from Dangerous Liaisons.

UmaThurman&MariaDeMedeiros Henry&June-1.mpg 6.34 MB 0:25  
Uma Thurman and Maria de Medeiros spinning about as they make out with each other in this lesbian kiss scene. Hi-res DVD capture from Henry & June.

UmaThurman&MariaDeMedeiros Henry&June-2.mpg 24.50 MB 1:39  
Pulp Fiction stars Uma Thurman and Maria de Medeiros rubbing against each other and making out in bed. Part 1 of 2 of a nice lesbian scene. Hi-res DVD capture from Henry & June.

UmaThurman&MariaDeMedeiros Henry&June-3.mpg 22.83 MB 1:32  
Maria de Medeiros removing her top and having Uma Thurman grasp her bare breasts as they rub against each other and kiss. Part 2 of 2 of a nice lesbian scene. Hi-res DVD capture from Henry & June.

UmaThurman TheAdventuresOfBaronMunchausen.mpg 8.41 MB 0:33  
Uma Thurman standing nude in giant clamshell, partially covering herself with her hair and covering one breast her arm, her other breast exposed as some other girls fly around her and cover her up. Hi-res DVD capture from The Adventures of Baron Munchausen.

UmaThurman&RainPhoenix EvenCowgirlsGetTheBlues.mpg 4.46 MB 0:17  
Uma Thurman lying on the ground next to Rain Phoenix, and then leaning over to lesbian kiss her. Hi-res DVD capture from Even Cowgirls Get the Blues.

UmaThurman 2002AcademyAwards.mpg 1.38 MB 0:09  
Uma Thurman showing a lot of cleavage as she laughs in slow motion from The 2002 Academy Awards.

UmaThurman BeCool-CMA.mpg 26.62 MB 1:45  
Uma Thurman lying face down topless and in yellow bikini bottoms on a chair sunbathing and then getting up and putting on her bikini top giving us a brief glimpse of her right breast between her legs before sitting up and talking with a guy and giving us long looks at her cleavage and butt. Hi-res DVD capture from Be Cool.\*

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**Author:** ![PoorYorick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PoorYorick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoorYorick)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/54 "2006-10-27T15:52:10Z")

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Teri Hatcher is fleetingly topless in the little-seen _Heaven’s Prisoner’s_. Definitely not her best asset.

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/55 "2006-10-27T16:09:36Z")

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There is a shot of Goldie Hawn nude in the tub in the movie _Wildcats_.

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/56 "2006-10-27T16:16:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Struan]  
Helen is pretty notorious for getting her kit off on film  
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I suppose that makes Jennifer Jason Leigh “the American Helen Mirren.”

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**Author:** ![fuffle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fuffle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fuffle)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/57 "2006-10-27T16:27:54Z")

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In hindsight I shouldn’t have been surprised at all, but seeing Peter Sarsgaard casually yet pointedly disrobe in _Kinsey_ unnerved and pleased me almost as much as it did old Kinsey himself.

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/58 "2006-10-27T17:22:59Z")

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[QUOTE=PoorYorick]  
Teri Hatcher is fleetingly topless in the little-seen _Heaven’s Prisoner’s_. Definitely not her best asset.  
[/QUOTE]

Not so fleetingly in _The Cool Surface_.

/ how can I remember this stuff and not my mobile phone number

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/59 "2006-10-27T17:25:58Z")

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[QUOTE=fuffle]  
hindsight  
[/QUOTE]

Paging Dr. Freud, paging Dr. Freud…

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/60 "2006-10-27T17:38:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Scoundrel Swanswater]  
Can somebody name the movie in which Reese Witherspoon appears nude?  
Inquiring minds \*\*need \*\* to know.  
[/QUOTE]

My memory thinks it was Twilight. If I were at home I would just go to MrSkin .com and check, but my work blocks it.

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