# People you don't expect to see naked, naked **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 27, 2006, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061 "2006-10-27T02:46:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/61 "2006-10-27T17:50:25Z")
[QUOTE=Khadaji] My memory thinks it was Twilight. If I were at home I would just go to MrSkin .com and check, but my work blocks it. [/QUOTE] No need. Your memory is correct. ---
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/62 "2006-10-27T19:31:39Z")
William Peterson, \*To Live and Die in LA \* – when he picks up the girl and puts her on the bed, everything be dangling. Impressive given the distance to the camera. Mary-Louise Parker, _Angels in America_. Full-frontal, and I’m still turned on by it. ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/63 "2006-10-27T19:48:29Z")
Harvey Keitel in _The Bad Lieutenant_. That scene inspired some friends of mine to name their band “Full Frontal Keitel.” ---
**Author:** ![sweepkick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/87869e/32.png) [@sweepkick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweepkick)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/64 "2006-10-27T21:40:36Z")
[QUOTE=PoorYorick] Teri Hatcher is fleetingly topless in the little-seen _Heaven’s Prisoner’s_. Definitely not her best asset. [/QUOTE] Wait… are they not real, not spectacular, or both? ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/65 "2006-10-27T22:20:24Z")
[QUOTE=Frylock] Probably not too suprising to many of you, but my wife and I freaked out a little bit when we saw Ewan McGregor in full frontal nudity in _Young Adam_. We didn’t really know anything about the movie before seeing it. Good flick, btw! -FrL- [/QUOTE] He did full frontal in _The Pillow Book_ too. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/66 "2006-10-27T23:02:11Z")
Does noone remember the scene with all the nekkid geezers from **The Exorcist**? How about the old rotting corpse in **The Shining**? ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/67 "2006-10-27T23:34:12Z")
I was surprised at the film [full body massage](http://www.amazon.com/Full-Body-Massage-Nicolas-Roeg/dp/6303953719) by Mimi Rogers. Real and sizeable. ---
**Author:** ![medstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f07891/32.png) [@medstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/medstar)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2006, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/68 "2006-10-27T23:46:57Z")
[QUOTE=Martha] Wow, same turn of phrase, too. :eek: Proves my point. **“Helen Mirren getting her kit off”** is deeply ingrained in the British psyche. [/QUOTE] I had thought that Greta Scacchi was also known for appearing nude in films on a regular basis. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/69 "2006-10-28T00:15:05Z")
Male full frontal = hip, daring, devil-may-care, especially if you’re Harvey Keitel. Female full frontal = cheap, trashy, selling out, unless you’re Kathy Bates. Whose values are at work here? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/70 "2006-10-28T00:34:26Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] Male full frontal = hip, daring, devil-may-care, especially if you’re Harvey Keitel. Female full frontal = cheap, trashy, selling out, unless you’re Kathy Bates. Whose values are at work here? :dubious: [/QUOTE] Gee, I dunno **Doug**. Perhaps you could enlighten us all? Anyway, Mirren\>Agutter\>Scacchi\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>Keitel. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/71 "2006-10-28T01:01:10Z")
Fuckifino. Something to do with the male gaze, I guess. Given it’s Harvey Keitel, I’m gonna guess it’s nothing to do with the male gays. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/72 "2006-10-28T01:13:29Z")
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug] Given it’s Harvey Keitel, I’m gonna guess it’s nothing to do with the male gays. [/QUOTE] Good call. ---
**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/73 "2006-10-28T01:16:22Z")
[QUOTE=Push You Down] Luke Perry was nude on OZ.. which really surprised me. I thught I would have heard about it sometime in the last few years. [/QUOTE] And Chris Meloni. Not surprising that a luscious hunk goes nude for a love scene, but urinating? ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/74 "2006-10-28T01:18:10Z")
I thought Kathy Bates looked pretty good in that hot-tub scene. A very wry look on her face -“Deal with it, shallow people”. We aren’t all going to remain these young Adonis and Aphrodite archetypes for ever, probably. / I’ll be quite happy if Harvey keeps his knob undercover from now on though Still, has anyone seen _Castaway_ ? Nude Amanda Donohue! Nude Oliver Reed! Cognitive dissonance! ---
**Author:** ![jlrepka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/22d042/32.png) [@jlrepka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jlrepka)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/75 "2006-10-28T01:45:32Z")
[QUOTE=Scoundrel Swanswater] Can somebody name the movie in which Reese Witherspoon appears nude? Inquiring minds \*\*need \*\* to know. [/QUOTE] [Twilight (1998)](http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0119594/) ---
**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/76 "2006-10-28T01:57:31Z")
Graham Chapman in “Life of Brian” Denholm Elliot (I think he was one of them anyway) skinnydipping in “A Room With a View” I certainly did not expect either of these. ---
**Author:** ![Malienation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4af34b/32.png) [@Malienation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malienation)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/77 "2006-10-28T02:28:55Z")
[QUOTE=astro] I was surprised at the film [full body massage](http://www.amazon.com/Full-Body-Massage-Nicolas-Roeg/dp/6303953719) by Mimi Rogers. Real and sizeable. [/QUOTE] I almost forgot about this movie, got it on video somewhere under all this mess. No question about it, her full figured all-natural body was smokin’.. ---
**Author:** ![pokey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ebca7d/32.png) [@pokey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pokey)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/78 "2006-10-28T03:04:05Z")
[QUOTE=AuntiePam] And Chris Meloni. Not surprising that a luscious hunk goes nude for a love scene, but urinating? [/QUOTE] One time he bent over and spread his ass cheeks at Beecher. That’s about as naked as I ever saw a guy on TV. He still managed to be adorable and hot though. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/79 "2006-10-28T04:25:42Z")
[QUOTE=Struan] Gee, I dunno **Doug**. Perhaps you could enlighten us all? Anyway, Mirren\>Agutter\>Scacchi\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>\>Keitel. [/QUOTE] I think Doug has a point, mmmm-kay? ---
**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2006, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061/80 "2006-10-28T08:09:40Z")
[QUOTE=Chefguy] Does noone remember the scene with all the nekkid geezers from **The Exorcist**? [/QUOTE] I’ve seen _The Exorcist_ twice, and never saw any naked geezers. Are you sure you’re not thinking of one of the sequels? P.S. “No one” is two words. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-you-dont-expect-to-see-naked-naked/378061.md?page=5)