# People you're retty sure don't spark up **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 14, 2018, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-youre-retty-sure-dont-spark-up/819584 "2018-08-14T12:29:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-youre-retty-sure-dont-spark-up/819584/1 "2018-08-14T12:29:39Z")
Reading some comments in the negative aspects of mary jane thread got me wondering - Fred Rogers almost certainly did not partake. Because if he did so you can be sure adventures to the Magic Kingdom of Imagination would have been quite different. \*King Friday: My subjects, you know how the planets spin around the sun? Well electrons spin around the nucleus of atoms too. So it’s like ‘as above so below’. Do you think this means that people can bi-locate like atoms, you know, be two places at the same time because of Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle? Is there another King Friday standing in Antarctica right now? Lady Elaine Fairchilde: I don’t know, but you know how intelligent dolphins are. Why wouldn’t they have souls too?\* So what celebrities do you think never inhaled? My picks include Ben Stein and George Will ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-youre-retty-sure-dont-spark-up/819584/2 "2018-08-14T12:43:44Z")
Donald Trump? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-youre-retty-sure-dont-spark-up/819584/3 "2018-08-14T12:50:21Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Donald Trump? Jeff Sessions. ---
**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-youre-retty-sure-dont-spark-up/819584/4 "2018-08-14T14:02:40Z")
Not Anne Coulter. I have a friend who was a dead head and went to university with her. She also followed them around and partied hard. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-youre-retty-sure-dont-spark-up/819584/5 "2018-08-14T14:12:30Z")
I’ll be reading this thread, but not contributing. I’ve smoked with too many people who most would assume would never touch the weed. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-youre-retty-sure-dont-spark-up/819584/6 "2018-08-14T14:23:15Z")
I have my doubts that any well known person has never tried marijuana. ---
**Author:** ![TRC4941](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trc4941/32/6792_2.png) [@TRC4941](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TRC4941)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-youre-retty-sure-dont-spark-up/819584/7 "2018-08-14T14:52:18Z")
Mother Teresa ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/people-youre-retty-sure-dont-spark-up/819584/8 "2018-08-14T15:35:15Z")
> [@madmonk28](#): > > Not Anne Coulter. I have a friend who was a dead head and went to university with her. She also followed them around and partied hard. And Kellyanne Conway babbles like a tweaker.