# "Peoria collar" as a clothing insult?

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**Created:** [January 31, 2019, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peoria-collar-as-a-clothing-insult/828732 "2019-01-31T15:59:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
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I recently heard a musical from about 1966 called “It’s A Bird, It’s A Plane, It’s Superman!” which is largely terrible.

Anyway, in the midst of this, they introduced a young Linda Lavin as the bad guy’s secretary (named, inexplicably, Sydney. She was sort of a somewhat more horny Miss Techmacher). Sydney had the serious hots for Clark Kent but thought his look was totally square.

I get the references except one. I’m going to reproduce the first verse and a bit so you can see the context:

Sydney (playing with the buttons on Clark’s shirt, removing his tie, etc. He’s got his Superman uniform on underneath):

_Haircut? Simply terrible.  
Necktie? The worst  
Bearing? Just unbearable.  
What to tackle first?  
Still, you’ve got possibilities though you’re horribly square.  
I see possibilities…underneath, there’s something there.  
 **Collar? Pure Peoria.**  
That hat? Oh no!  
I’m not Queen Victoria  
That suit has to go  
Still you’ve got possibilities…etc_

So…what is a collar that’s “Pure Peoria”? I mean, I get it from context that it’s boring/stale/square. But what does it look like? Has anyone heard this expression before?

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**Author:** ![Telperion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telperion/32/509_2.png) [@Telperion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperion)\
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I’d guess it’s from the older meaning in [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_it_play_in_Peoria%3F) phrase: dull, banal, and provincial.

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> [@Telperion](#):
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> I’d guess it’s from the older meaning in [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_it_play_in_Peoria%3F) phrase: dull, banal, and provincial.

I agree – while the term isn’t used much anymore, I think it was pretty common in that era, meaning exactly that.

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
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That makes a lot of sense. I was thinking along the lines of “Brooks Brothers suit” or “Arrow Collar” like it was a style. Both of your explanations make much more sense.

Thanks!

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Yeah, I don’t think it’s a specific style. She’s just saying it’s the sort of thing they’d wear in Flyover Country.

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:golf clap:

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Another way of saying, “Podunk”.

Dennis

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I thought “Peoria collar” referred to when someone got busted by a narc, and it turned out they were in possession of fake weed.

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I was born and raised there and never heard the expression. Obviously I have heard “will it play in Peoria” many times, though.

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> I thought “Peoria collar” referred to when someone got busted by a narc, and it turned out they were in possession of fake weed.

If so, it’s such an obscure term that it doesn’t show up on the first five pages of a Google search on “Peoria collar.”

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**Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/peoria-collar-as-a-clothing-insult/828732/11 "2019-02-01T00:32:16Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> If so, it’s such an obscure term that it doesn’t show up on the first five pages of a Google search on “Peoria collar.”

It had better be obscure since I made it up.

\*“That’s a _joke_, son.”

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> It had better be obscure since I made it up.
> 
> \*“That’s a _joke_, son.”

_delayed duck as something whooshed over me_

Well, now, you need to add that to Urban Dictionary. 😃

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> Well, now, you need to add that to Urban Dictionary.

Is that like the Urban Sombrero?  
The J. Peterman catalog says that’s the perfect accessory to go with a Peoria Collar.

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Now I’m stuck with the song “Marching To Pretoria” in my head.

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Now I’m stuck with the song “Marching To Pretoria” in my head.

The Smothers Brothers version…

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> [@BrotherCadfael](#):
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> The Smothers Brothers version…

Yes!!!

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About thirty years ago, when I was a teenager, my cousins came to visit from rural North Carolina. One night we went out to eat at a fairly nice steakhouse. The host saw my blue-jeaned and hoodied cousins come in and said “I guess the train just got in from Peoria”. Don’t know if they got the insult, but I certainly did. Anyway, the “Peoria = dull, provincial, and unsophisicated” meme was current as late as the mid-1980s. In the OP’s musical, Sydney is calling Clark Kent a rube.

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> [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](#):
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> the “Peoria = dull, provincial, and unsophisicated” meme was current as late as the mid-1980s.

Have you seen Peoria lately? It’s still dull, provincial, and unsophisticated. Except now it has a casino.

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> > [@BrotherCadfael](#):
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> > The Smothers Brothers version…
> 
> Yes!!!

Oh, we are _skipping_ to Pretoria…

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[Pretoria](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niBn5vKnsaQ)

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